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Missing In Action

Liberal Democrats embody some of the more maladjusted
minds in God's creation. They can't accept reality so they substitute
pie-in-the-sky. But, pie-in-the-sky fails them because, Chicken
Little-like, they run around in circles, waving their arms shouting,
"the sky is falling, the sky is falling!" Never do they take a proactive
stance but always do they cower in fear of the ways of the world
and waste their time railing against the movers and shakers.
Constantly do they naysay, belittle, denigrate, moan, groan, gripe,
whine and cry.
Liberal thinking is a cage of one's own making in which one
languishes while peering out at a world passing by. As monkeys
in a zoo who vindictively hurl feces through the bars at onlookers,
so are contemporary liberals who hurl verbal and written scatology
at their perceived captors. Monkeys are smarter than liberals, though.
They exact revenge upon those who cage them. Liberals miss the
mark. To hit their captors, liberals must need sling feces within their
cage at themselves and each other.
Don't misunderstand, I'm not without sympathy. I suppose if I were
an educated, middle-aged, liberal man toiling as a gardener, fearful
of Mexicans usurping my job, slumming it in a decrepit trailer, lacking
the funds to visit a barber but once a year while observing change,
development and progress all around me that makes me face the
reality that I'm a caged no-show in spite of my conservative parents'
best efforts, I might lash out, hurl feces, castigate mentors and libel
government officials as evidenced in "Assault on women," Free Press,
May 24, 2006.
Or, I might not! Instead of remaining a liberal, an outcast and a butt
of jokes in the guise of a left-over, '60s hippy with hair a-straggling,
bells a-jingling, and harridan tongue a-wagging, I would throw off
liberalism, clownish appearances, delusional gadflying and get a real
job, perhaps with a developer, thus making a positive contribution to
the community.
Like it or not, the fact remains that those who gainsay success are
themselves failures. Whether it be financial success, psychological
success or physical success, liberals enjoy none of these because
they continue to cage themselves with their like. In a peer group of
unsuccessful males they'll not recognize their own lack of motivation,
dearth of self-esteem and lactating maundering manhood. They'll not
understand why they remain an impediment to progress while being
positively identified as a walloping waste of potential.
Is it any surprise, then, some even pander to whining women?
Where else can such as these obtain the continued mothering they
require after society leaves them behind?
You go, Mr. Van Maidenhead! Let's see now, that would make it the
Maidenhead Intelligence Agency or M.I.A. which also stands for
"missing in action." Right on, brother!

Paladin
-- have sailboat, will travel.

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