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Bob Crantz July 27th 06 05:38 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 
The Tour de France winner is from Farmerville PA.

Is that near Plowville? Cowpieville? Hayville?



Scotty July 27th 06 05:51 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 
It's not too far from here, about 15 miles. It's on the way
to Intercourse, where my Son lives.


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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
The Tour de France winner is from Farmerville PA.

Is that near Plowville? Cowpieville? Hayville?





Capt. JG July 27th 06 06:12 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 
Bummer, but he didn't pass the drug test. Too bad. He inspired a friend of
mine who has mobility problems until that came out.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
...
It's not too far from here, about 15 miles. It's on the way
to Intercourse, where my Son lives.


--
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Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
The Tour de France winner is from Farmerville PA.

Is that near Plowville? Cowpieville? Hayville?







Joe July 27th 06 06:25 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

Capt. JG wrote:
Bummer, but he didn't pass the drug test. Too bad. He inspired a friend of
mine who has mobility problems until that came out.



Jon, it's the stinking French starting another slander BS story because
they are typical French losers.. You would think, that France, having
such a vast history of losing and being failures they would learn how
to loose with grace. Not so...they are still accusing Lance of drug
use.

The French are born to be losers, and they are losers at losing.

Joe


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"Scotty" wrote in message
...
It's not too far from here, about 15 miles. It's on the way
to Intercourse, where my Son lives.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
The Tour de France winner is from Farmerville PA.

Is that near Plowville? Cowpieville? Hayville?






Bob Crantz July 27th 06 06:29 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 
France is the only country to have surrendered twice in WWII !


"Joe" wrote in message
ps.com...

Capt. JG wrote:
Bummer, but he didn't pass the drug test. Too bad. He inspired a friend
of
mine who has mobility problems until that came out.



Jon, it's the stinking French starting another slander BS story because
they are typical French losers.. You would think, that France, having
such a vast history of losing and being failures they would learn how
to loose with grace. Not so...they are still accusing Lance of drug
use.

The French are born to be losers, and they are losers at losing.

Joe


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
It's not too far from here, about 15 miles. It's on the way
to Intercourse, where my Son lives.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
The Tour de France winner is from Farmerville PA.

Is that near Plowville? Cowpieville? Hayville?








Capt. JG July 27th 06 07:28 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 
UCI is based in Switzerland not France.

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"Joe" wrote in message
ps.com...

Capt. JG wrote:
Bummer, but he didn't pass the drug test. Too bad. He inspired a friend
of
mine who has mobility problems until that came out.



Jon, it's the stinking French starting another slander BS story because
they are typical French losers.. You would think, that France, having
such a vast history of losing and being failures they would learn how
to loose with grace. Not so...they are still accusing Lance of drug
use.

The French are born to be losers, and they are losers at losing.

Joe


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
It's not too far from here, about 15 miles. It's on the way
to Intercourse, where my Son lives.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
The Tour de France winner is from Farmerville PA.

Is that near Plowville? Cowpieville? Hayville?








Joe July 28th 06 02:01 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

OzOne wrote:


Ahhh Joe, the race is in France, It's not run bt the French.
His team made the announcement not the race officials.
Drug testing it better this year than it has been in previous
years..........



Yeah but you know a losing french ******* is behind it all somewhere;0)

BTW Floyd said he did not do it.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

Joe


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Scotty July 28th 06 02:39 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

OzOne wrote in message
...
On 27 Jul 2006 10:25:11 -0700, "Joe"


scribbled thusly:


Jon, it's the stinking French starting another slander BS

story because
they are typical French losers.. You would think, that

France, having
such a vast history of losing and being failures they

would learn how
to loose with grace. Not so...they are still accusing

Lance of drug
use.

The French are born to be losers, and they are losers at

losing.

Joe


Ahhh Joe, the race is in France, It's not run bt the

French.
His team made the announcement not the race officials.
Drug testing it better this year than it has been in

previous
years..........



I just heard on the radio that they're going to retest him.

Scotty



Capt. JG July 28th 06 03:54 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 
I hope it's not true.

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 21:39:33 -0400, "Scotty"
scribbled thusly:




I just heard on the radio that they're going to retest him.

Scotty

Test the B sample.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Lady Pilot July 28th 06 03:55 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

"Scotty" wrote:
It's not too far from here, about 15 miles. It's on the way
to Intercourse, where my Son lives.


I would bet that you don't even know the meaning of the word
"Intercourse"...or are you screwing your son's finance?

LP



Joe July 28th 06 04:10 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

Lady Pilot wrote:
"Scotty" wrote:
It's not too far from here, about 15 miles. It's on the way
to Intercourse, where my Son lives.


I would bet that you don't even know the meaning of the word
"Intercourse"...or are you screwing your son's finance?

LP


It's an "old english" language name the town adopted in 1814. It speaks
to the "fellowship" or social interaction and friendship which was so
much a part of an agricultural village and culture at the time.

Everybody knows that.

Is it that time of the week R what?

Joe


Lady Pilot July 28th 06 04:45 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

"Joe" wrote:

Lady Pilot wrote:
"Scotty" wrote:
It's not too far from here, about 15 miles. It's on the way
to Intercourse, where my Son lives.


I would bet that you don't even know the meaning of the word
"Intercourse"...or are you screwing your son's finance?

LP


It's an "old english" language name the town adopted in 1814. It speaks
to the "fellowship" or social interaction and friendship which was so
much a part of an agricultural village and culture at the time.


Thanks for the google search!

Everybody knows that.


Obviously not...

Is it that time of the week R what?


I don't have "those weeks" anymore, Joe. Remember I went through Ovarian
Cancer in January.
I had both removed and take hormones...

What's wrong with you? Why aren't you sailing? Is it because Mysterry
works and you *can't*?

LP

Joe




Lady Pilot July 28th 06 05:00 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:54:06 -0700, "Capt. JG" scribbled thusly:

I hope it's not true.


"I was taking it for an injured hip"


I was taking it for a crushed knee at the gym.

LP ( Simply Irresistible) heheee



Lady Pilot July 28th 06 05:04 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
I don't have "those weeks" anymore, Joe. Remember I went through Ovarian
Cancer in January.
I had both removed and take hormones...


I forgot to mention that Capt. Neal ran off to the seas less than 24 hours
after I was diagnosed! When the tuff get going, the sailors get going!



Lady Pilot July 28th 06 05:17 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 23:00:20 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:54:06 -0700, "Capt. JG" scribbled thusly:

I hope it's not true.

"I was taking it for an injured hip"


I was taking it for a crushed knee at the gym.


Testosterone!?


Well, I was talking steroids, but I do take a testy shot every month now,
it's better than Viagra! ;-)

The pheromones are overwhelming at times! I don't think you could even
imagine what I'm doing now...it's even freaking me out!

LP (with guns on target at every moment)

P.S. No one messes with me now....



Scotty July 28th 06 10:24 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote ...

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
I don't have "those balls" anymore, Joe. Remember I

went through
sex change surgery in January.
I had both removed and take hormones...


I forgot to mention that Capt. Neal ran off to the seas

less than 24 hours
after he found out I was a guy!
When the tuff get going, the sailors get going!

LP


Oiy!



Scotty July 28th 06 10:29 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote...


P.S. No one messes with me now....


Not if they're sober.



Joe July 28th 06 03:57 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

Lady Pilot wrote:
"Joe" wrote:

Lady Pilot wrote:
"Scotty" wrote:
It's not too far from here, about 15 miles. It's on the way
to Intercourse, where my Son lives.

I would bet that you don't even know the meaning of the word
"Intercourse"...or are you screwing your son's finance?

LP


It's an "old english" language name the town adopted in 1814. It speaks
to the "fellowship" or social interaction and friendship which was so
much a part of an agricultural village and culture at the time.


Thanks for the google search!


I'm sure that how everyone serched such an odd name for a town. It's a
shame you have to turn it into such an angry ugly troll.


Everybody knows that.


Obviously not...

Is it that time of the week R what?


I don't have "those weeks" anymore, Joe. Remember I went through Ovarian
Cancer in January.
I had both removed and take hormones...

What's wrong with you? Why aren't you sailing? Is it because Mysterry
works and you *can't*?


No, I'm stacking hay, and msterry is in school, on the deans list BTW.

When I said that time of the week I implied you seems to be 4 times as
imbalaced than the regular female. If I were refering to PMS then I
would have said time of the mo. Hope things are getting better and all
the cancer is gone.

Have not found my Grandmas address in Moore yet, I'll ask my Aunt. I
know coming north from Ft. Worth were the highway devides in moore we
would take the second exit overpass heading west, and a couple small
turns less than a mile or 2 from the Freeway.

So whats the new job you want Crantz to ask you about?

Joe

LP

Joe



Bob Crantz July 28th 06 05:36 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:3dgyg.794$W01.106@dukeread08...

OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 23:00:20 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:54:06 -0700, "Capt. JG" scribbled thusly:

I hope it's not true.

"I was taking it for an injured hip"

I was taking it for a crushed knee at the gym.


Testosterone!?


Well, I was talking steroids, but I do take a testy shot every month now,
it's better than Viagra! ;-)

The pheromones are overwhelming at times! I don't think you could even
imagine what I'm doing now...it's even freaking me out!

LP (with guns on target at every moment)

P.S. No one messes with me now....

You're on all kinds of pills, have all kinds of injuries and operations and
go through men faster than Ted Kennedy goes through bottles of 4 Roses.
Do you work for a carnival?



Bob Crantz July 28th 06 05:38 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:91gyg.787$W01.674@dukeread08...

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
I don't have "those weeks" anymore, Joe. Remember I went through Ovarian
Cancer in January.
I had both removed and take hormones...


I forgot to mention that Capt. Neal ran off to the seas less than 24 hours
after I was diagnosed! When the tuff get going, the sailors get going!


How long was chemo after the operation? Did you find that you bruised easily
with chemo?



Capt. JG July 28th 06 05:53 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 
Now that's funny!

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 23:00:20 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:54:06 -0700, "Capt. JG" scribbled thusly:

I hope it's not true.

"I was taking it for an injured hip"


I was taking it for a crushed knee at the gym.


Testosterone!?

Now that may explain a thing or two...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Capt. JG July 28th 06 05:54 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 
Please stop Scott... you're killing me. This is just too funny... please
stop!

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"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Lady Pilot" wrote...


P.S. No one messes with me now....


Not if they're sober.





Capt. JG July 28th 06 05:58 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville..Floyd will win
 
I believe "normal" is 1:1 or 2:1. He tested at 11:1. However, I tend to
believe him, and we should give him the benefit of the doubt for now.
Testosterone takes weeks to build in the system to be effective as a doping
agent, so his phenomenal time in one segment wouldn't be due to that
necessarily. I believe they tested him right after the segment.

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www.sailnow.com

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On 28 Jul 2006 07:05:50 -0700, "Joe" wrote:


OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 21:39:33 -0400, "Scotty"
scribbled thusly:




I just heard on the radio that they're going to retest him.

Scotty

Test the B sample.


First off OZ no one dopes with testosterone during a race, It will do
nothing short term for preformance enhancement.

The Phonak cycling team was quick to distance itself from Tour de
France winner Floyd Landis, but the smart money says Landis won't be
stripped of his title despite a positive test for ''elevated levels of
testosterone.''

Phonak suspended Landis and removed all references to him from its
website, but Landis intends to challenge the test results and history
appears to be on his side.

Landis told SI.com Thursday that an elevated level of testosterone is
different from a positive test and that this is a fairly common problem
among pro cyclists. Landis has retained Spanish doctor Luis Hernandez,
who has aided other riders' appeals of similar test results. Landis and
ESPN cycling analyst John Eustice both noted no cyclist has ever lost
an appeal of a test for elevated testosterone levels.

Landis also said the next step is to submit to an endocrine test that
might help him prove he just happens to be a guy walking around with an
inordinate amount of testosterone in his blood.




The test that he failed is a "ratio test". There are two types of
testosterone, and only one of them is considered a performance
enhancer. The test reports the ratio of the two types of testoterone,
and the performance enhancing testosterone must be less than 4 times
the amount of the other one to pass the test. This test is wide open
to interpretation for a number of reasons, not the least of which is
that you can have more than 4 times the amount of the performance
enhancing testosterone due to having LOW levels of the other one.

CWM




Capt. JG July 28th 06 06:00 PM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 
It took him that long?? I'm not sure if I have more or less respect for Neal
now.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote ...

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
I don't have "those balls" anymore, Joe. Remember I

went through
sex change surgery in January.
I had both removed and take hormones...


I forgot to mention that Capt. Neal ran off to the seas

less than 24 hours
after he found out I was a guy!
When the tuff get going, the sailors get going!

LP


Oiy!





Scotty July 29th 06 04:14 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:53:26 -0700, "Capt. JG"


scribbled thusly:

Now that's funny!


I think you're the only one who actually understood it :-)



Must have been a gay thing.

Scooter



Joe July 29th 06 04:31 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville..Floyd will win
 

OzOne wrote:
On 28 Jul 2006 07:05:50 -0700, "Joe"
scribbled thusly:


First off OZ no one dopes with testosterone during a race, It will do
nothing short term for preformance enhancement.


Yet it is still commonly found.....

The Phonak cycling team was quick to distance itself from Tour de
France winner Floyd Landis, but the smart money says Landis won't be
stripped of his title despite a positive test for ''elevated levels of
testosterone.''

Phonak suspended Landis and removed all references to him from its
website, but Landis intends to challenge the test results and history
appears to be on his side.

Landis told SI.com Thursday that an elevated level of testosterone is
different from a positive test and that this is a fairly common problem
among pro cyclists.


Yep, and also among weightlifters ;-)

Landis has retained Spanish doctor Luis Hernandez,
who has aided other riders' appeals of similar test results. Landis and
ESPN cycling analyst John Eustice both noted no cyclist has ever lost
an appeal of a test for elevated testosterone levels.


I'm sure....

Landis also said the next step is to submit to an endocrine test that
might help him prove he just happens to be a guy walking around with an
inordinate amount of testosterone in his blood.


I'm positive the endocrine test won't be done untill well after he's
been under the 'care' or Dr Hernandez ;-)


Can you explain why, if he had a naturally high level of testosterone
tat it didn't become evident in all previous tests?
As leader of the Tour, he would have been tested every day that he
wore the yellow jersey then suddenly he registers an abnormally high
ratio on the 17th day.


Well I can relate, when I set my mind to accomplishing anything hard my
testatrone spikes like Rodney King on crack. It's a man thing.

Joe




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Capt. JG July 29th 06 05:25 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville..Floyd will win
 
No pun intended of course...

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

OzOne wrote:
On 28 Jul 2006 07:05:50 -0700, "Joe"
scribbled thusly:


First off OZ no one dopes with testosterone during a race, It will do
nothing short term for preformance enhancement.


Yet it is still commonly found.....

The Phonak cycling team was quick to distance itself from Tour de
France winner Floyd Landis, but the smart money says Landis won't be
stripped of his title despite a positive test for ''elevated levels of
testosterone.''

Phonak suspended Landis and removed all references to him from its
website, but Landis intends to challenge the test results and history
appears to be on his side.

Landis told SI.com Thursday that an elevated level of testosterone is
different from a positive test and that this is a fairly common problem
among pro cyclists.


Yep, and also among weightlifters ;-)

Landis has retained Spanish doctor Luis Hernandez,
who has aided other riders' appeals of similar test results. Landis and
ESPN cycling analyst John Eustice both noted no cyclist has ever lost
an appeal of a test for elevated testosterone levels.


I'm sure....

Landis also said the next step is to submit to an endocrine test that
might help him prove he just happens to be a guy walking around with an
inordinate amount of testosterone in his blood.


I'm positive the endocrine test won't be done untill well after he's
been under the 'care' or Dr Hernandez ;-)


Can you explain why, if he had a naturally high level of testosterone
tat it didn't become evident in all previous tests?
As leader of the Tour, he would have been tested every day that he
wore the yellow jersey then suddenly he registers an abnormally high
ratio on the 17th day.


Well I can relate, when I set my mind to accomplishing anything hard my
testatrone spikes like Rodney King on crack. It's a man thing.

Joe




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Lady Pilot August 6th 06 01:50 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

"Scotty" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote...


P.S. No one messes with me now....


Not if they're sober.

Hahahaaa! Wrong, but funny!

LP



Lady Pilot August 6th 06 01:51 AM

Plowville vs Farmerville
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

You're on all kinds of pills, have all kinds of injuries and operations
and go through men faster than Ted Kennedy goes through bottles of 4
Roses.


Bwhawhhahahahwhahahahahahahaaaa! When you put it like THAT...I guess
so.............

Do you work for a carnival?


What was your first clue?

LP




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