Now that's funny!

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 23:00:20 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:54:06 -0700, "Capt. JG" scribbled thusly:

I hope it's not true.

"I was taking it for an injured hip"

I was taking it for a crushed knee at the gym.

Testosterone!?

Now that may explain a thing or two...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Please stop Scott... you're killing me. This is just too funny... please
stop!

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"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Lady Pilot" wrote...


P.S. No one messes with me now....


Not if they're sober.

I believe "normal" is 1:1 or 2:1. He tested at 11:1. However, I tend to
believe him, and we should give him the benefit of the doubt for now.
Testosterone takes weeks to build in the system to be effective as a doping
agent, so his phenomenal time in one segment wouldn't be due to that
necessarily. I believe they tested him right after the segment.

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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
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On 28 Jul 2006 07:05:50 -0700, "Joe" wrote:


OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2006 21:39:33 -0400, "Scotty"
scribbled thusly:




I just heard on the radio that they're going to retest him.

Scotty

Test the B sample.

First off OZ no one dopes with testosterone during a race, It will do
nothing short term for preformance enhancement.

The Phonak cycling team was quick to distance itself from Tour de
France winner Floyd Landis, but the smart money says Landis won't be
stripped of his title despite a positive test for ''elevated levels of
testosterone.''

Phonak suspended Landis and removed all references to him from its
website, but Landis intends to challenge the test results and history
appears to be on his side.

Landis told SI.com Thursday that an elevated level of testosterone is
different from a positive test and that this is a fairly common problem
among pro cyclists. Landis has retained Spanish doctor Luis Hernandez,
who has aided other riders' appeals of similar test results. Landis and
ESPN cycling analyst John Eustice both noted no cyclist has ever lost
an appeal of a test for elevated testosterone levels.

Landis also said the next step is to submit to an endocrine test that
might help him prove he just happens to be a guy walking around with an
inordinate amount of testosterone in his blood.




The test that he failed is a "ratio test". There are two types of
testosterone, and only one of them is considered a performance
enhancer. The test reports the ratio of the two types of testoterone,
and the performance enhancing testosterone must be less than 4 times
the amount of the other one to pass the test. This test is wide open
to interpretation for a number of reasons, not the least of which is
that you can have more than 4 times the amount of the performance
enhancing testosterone due to having LOW levels of the other one.

CWM

It took him that long?? I'm not sure if I have more or less respect for Neal
now.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote ...

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
I don't have "those balls" anymore, Joe. Remember I
went through
sex change surgery in January.
I had both removed and take hormones...

I forgot to mention that Capt. Neal ran off to the seas
less than 24 hours
after he found out I was a guy!
When the tuff get going, the sailors get going!

LP

Oiy!

OzOne wrote in message
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On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:53:26 -0700, "Capt. JG"

scribbled thusly:

Now that's funny!

I think you're the only one who actually understood it :-)


Must have been a gay thing.

Scooter

OzOne wrote:
On 28 Jul 2006 07:05:50 -0700, "Joe"
scribbled thusly:


First off OZ no one dopes with testosterone during a race, It will do
nothing short term for preformance enhancement.

Yet it is still commonly found.....

The Phonak cycling team was quick to distance itself from Tour de
France winner Floyd Landis, but the smart money says Landis won't be
stripped of his title despite a positive test for ''elevated levels of
testosterone.''

Phonak suspended Landis and removed all references to him from its
website, but Landis intends to challenge the test results and history
appears to be on his side.

Landis told SI.com Thursday that an elevated level of testosterone is
different from a positive test and that this is a fairly common problem
among pro cyclists.

Yep, and also among weightlifters ;-)

Landis has retained Spanish doctor Luis Hernandez,
who has aided other riders' appeals of similar test results. Landis and
ESPN cycling analyst John Eustice both noted no cyclist has ever lost
an appeal of a test for elevated testosterone levels.

I'm sure....

Landis also said the next step is to submit to an endocrine test that
might help him prove he just happens to be a guy walking around with an
inordinate amount of testosterone in his blood.

I'm positive the endocrine test won't be done untill well after he's
been under the 'care' or Dr Hernandez ;-)


Can you explain why, if he had a naturally high level of testosterone
tat it didn't become evident in all previous tests?
As leader of the Tour, he would have been tested every day that he
wore the yellow jersey then suddenly he registers an abnormally high
ratio on the 17th day.

Well I can relate, when I set my mind to accomplishing anything hard my
testatrone spikes like Rodney King on crack. It's a man thing.

Joe




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

No pun intended of course...

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

OzOne wrote:
On 28 Jul 2006 07:05:50 -0700, "Joe"
scribbled thusly:


First off OZ no one dopes with testosterone during a race, It will do
nothing short term for preformance enhancement.

Yet it is still commonly found.....

The Phonak cycling team was quick to distance itself from Tour de
France winner Floyd Landis, but the smart money says Landis won't be
stripped of his title despite a positive test for ''elevated levels of
testosterone.''

Phonak suspended Landis and removed all references to him from its
website, but Landis intends to challenge the test results and history
appears to be on his side.

Landis told SI.com Thursday that an elevated level of testosterone is
different from a positive test and that this is a fairly common problem
among pro cyclists.

Yep, and also among weightlifters ;-)

Landis has retained Spanish doctor Luis Hernandez,
who has aided other riders' appeals of similar test results. Landis and
ESPN cycling analyst John Eustice both noted no cyclist has ever lost
an appeal of a test for elevated testosterone levels.

I'm sure....

Landis also said the next step is to submit to an endocrine test that
might help him prove he just happens to be a guy walking around with an
inordinate amount of testosterone in his blood.

I'm positive the endocrine test won't be done untill well after he's
been under the 'care' or Dr Hernandez ;-)


Can you explain why, if he had a naturally high level of testosterone
tat it didn't become evident in all previous tests?
As leader of the Tour, he would have been tested every day that he
wore the yellow jersey then suddenly he registers an abnormally high
ratio on the 17th day.

Well I can relate, when I set my mind to accomplishing anything hard my
testatrone spikes like Rodney King on crack. It's a man thing.

Joe




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

"Scotty" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote...


P.S. No one messes with me now....


Not if they're sober.

Hahahaaa! Wrong, but funny!

LP

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

You're on all kinds of pills, have all kinds of injuries and operations
and go through men faster than Ted Kennedy goes through bottles of 4
Roses.

Bwhawhhahahahwhahahahahahahaaaa! When you put it like THAT...I guess
so.............

Do you work for a carnival?

What was your first clue?

LP