Sailing Miles
 

So far we've been just bopping around the bay with Thomas and having a
blast with the 35s5's awesome performance!
Still, we've logged quite a few hours out here....averaging 25-30 miles
even on the short sails. No big deal for a daysail, but it still adds
up to Joe's YEARLY sailing range and we're just getting started.
BTW, Joe. We have just 2 NM on the head for the whole season including
guests. Want a pic of our head hour meter? I'm trying to work out how
many hours are on our drink holders.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


RB
35s5
NY

Sailing Miles
 

Cabin Boy Rob wrote:

BTW, Joe. We have just 2 NM on the head for the whole season including
guests.

Having your Head steer the boat is a good ideal, the IQ and navigation
ability of your vessel will soar to new heights.

And with 2 NM of your turds, thats should be what...... 1 maybe 2 Brody
dumps?

No wonder you sit at the dock, pumping off all that **** from your
holding tank must be a constant job to keep it from over flowing into
your shallow bilge and swamping your french junker.



Want a pic of our head overflowing in our drinks?

No thanks.

Capt. Joe


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


RB
35s5
NY

Sailing Miles
 

No wonder you sit at the dock, pumping off all that **** from your
holding tank must be a constant job to keep it from over flowing into
your shallow bilge and swamping your french junker.


Yep...my "French Junker" that's already gone up in value in just 10
months!
Are you sure she has shallow bilges? Seemed pretty deep to me. Of
course they're bone dry and white since there is dripless packing on
the 35s5. Even the air conditioning water is siphoned off with the main
cooling line. We maintain our bilge by dusting it!
Yours probably needs a few snails and god knows what chemistry to keep
it from breeding West Nile Mosquitos!!!
Don't be mad, Joe. YOU were the one who exposed the fact that your boat
barely sails. And I didn't even notice until a certain "buddy" of yours
here emailed me about it! Oh, if you only knew!


RB
35s5
NY

Sailing Miles
 

Cabinboy Rob tried to troll:

You're losing it soccer mom.
The quality of your trolls are on par with your sailing and navigation
ability.

Capt. Joe





RB
35s5
NY

Sailing Miles
 

The quality of your trolls are on par with your sailing and navigation

ability.


No trolls, Joe. You wrote yourself that you have 2K miles under your
keel in 7 years. I didn't write it. Captain Kirk didn't write it.
Hellen Keller didn't write it nor did Martin Landau or Barbara Bain.
YOU wrote it and along with your 13 knot hull speed, it simply exposes
you like Oprah in a bikini.
2K miles in 7 years. Good lord, man.


RB
35s5
NY

Sailing Miles
 

"The CPT is buildt like a tank, I've never had a problem yet with over
2K miles and in some big weather. "



Yes, Joe. Everyone thought and knew you meant 2K miles on the CPT!!!!
Now how many miles on the starboard primary winch again?

Bwahahahahahahhahahaha!


RB
35s5
NY

Sailing Miles
 

--
"Swab Rob" wrote
Still, we've logged quite a few hours out
here....averaging 25-30 miles


LIAR !