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Capt. Rob July 4th 06 12:38 PM

From Capt Neal
 

In spite of being landlocked for 9 months and counting, I have been
checking in on asa to see who's being victimized and who's
regurgitating the same old filth. I see you've maintained your
standards and continue to bash the group without mercy. Good for you!
In response to your question, Cut the Mustard was sold just before
Christmas and I'm sorry to say there's no sailing in my immediate
future due to a health problem. I'll spare you the sordid details;
suffice to say I'm expecting many more years of life, though the terms
by which I must live are altered.
Keep up the good work. It's absolutely devastating the group that you
now own and sail a nicer boat. Be well.

~Capt. Neal


(Sent to Bobsprit on July 1st)


Bob Crantz July 4th 06 07:04 PM

From Capt Neal
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

In spite of being landlocked for 9 months and counting, I have been
checking in on asa to see who's being victimized and who's
regurgitating the same old filth. I see you've maintained your
standards and continue to bash the group without mercy. Good for you!
In response to your question, Cut the Mustard was sold just before
Christmas and I'm sorry to say there's no sailing in my immediate
future due to a health problem. I'll spare you the sordid details;
suffice to say I'm expecting many more years of life, though the terms
by which I must live are altered.
Keep up the good work. It's absolutely devastating the group that you
now own and sail a nicer boat. Be well.

~Capt. Neal


(Sent to Bobsprit on July 1st)


Bull crap!



Capt. Rob July 4th 06 07:30 PM

From Capt Neal
 

Bull crap!



?????



RB
35s5
NY


Joe July 4th 06 08:53 PM

From Capt Neal
 

Capt. Rob wrote:
In spite of being landlocked for 9 months and counting, I have been
checking in on asa to see who's being victimized and who's
regurgitating the same old filth. I see you've maintained your
standards and continue to bash the group without mercy. Good for you!
In response to your question, Cut the Mustard was sold just before
Christmas and I'm sorry to say there's no sailing in my immediate
future due to a health problem. I'll spare you the sordid details;
suffice to say I'm expecting many more years of life, though the terms
by which I must live are altered.
Keep up the good work. It's absolutely devastating the group that you
now own and sail a nicer boat. Be well.

~Capt. Neal


(Sent to Bobsprit on July 1st)


Hi Robert,

I too received a post card from the good Capt. I did notice it was
postmarked from the VA hospital in Kansas City. His little tip about
the moist wipes was not enough to calm his raging hemmoroids. It said
he got tired of sailing standing up all the time. Seems he was able to
get almost 5 grand for cut the mustard, says he's living in high cotton
now. Bought a 1953 18 ft airstream camper. He say the fresh air blowing
off the Kansas corn fields is vastly improving his conditions.

Joe


Bob Crantz July 5th 06 02:18 AM

From Capt Neal
 

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...

Capt. Rob wrote:
In spite of being landlocked for 9 months and counting, I have been
checking in on asa to see who's being victimized and who's
regurgitating the same old filth. I see you've maintained your
standards and continue to bash the group without mercy. Good for you!
In response to your question, Cut the Mustard was sold just before
Christmas and I'm sorry to say there's no sailing in my immediate
future due to a health problem. I'll spare you the sordid details;
suffice to say I'm expecting many more years of life, though the terms
by which I must live are altered.
Keep up the good work. It's absolutely devastating the group that you
now own and sail a nicer boat. Be well.

~Capt. Neal


(Sent to Bobsprit on July 1st)


Hi Robert,

I too received a post card from the good Capt. I did notice it was
postmarked from the VA hospital in Kansas City. His little tip about
the moist wipes was not enough to calm his raging hemmoroids. It said
he got tired of sailing standing up all the time. Seems he was able to
get almost 5 grand for cut the mustard, says he's living in high cotton
now. Bought a 1953 18 ft airstream camper. He say the fresh air blowing
off the Kansas corn fields is vastly improving his conditions.

Joe


Say it ain't so Joe!

I hope he incorporates more fiber into his diet.

I hope he visits the Rocky Mts.

Glory!



Scout July 5th 06 02:41 AM

From Capt Neal
 
"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...

Capt. Rob wrote:
In spite of being landlocked for 9 months and counting, I have been
checking in on asa to see who's being victimized and who's
regurgitating the same old filth. I see you've maintained your
standards and continue to bash the group without mercy. Good for you!
In response to your question, Cut the Mustard was sold just before
Christmas and I'm sorry to say there's no sailing in my immediate
future due to a health problem. I'll spare you the sordid details;
suffice to say I'm expecting many more years of life, though the terms
by which I must live are altered.
Keep up the good work. It's absolutely devastating the group that you
now own and sail a nicer boat. Be well.

~Capt. Neal


(Sent to Bobsprit on July 1st)


Hi Robert,

I too received a post card from the good Capt. I did notice it was
postmarked from the VA hospital in Kansas City. His little tip about
the moist wipes was not enough to calm his raging hemmoroids. It said
he got tired of sailing standing up all the time. Seems he was able to
get almost 5 grand for cut the mustard, says he's living in high cotton
now. Bought a 1953 18 ft airstream camper. He say the fresh air blowing
off the Kansas corn fields is vastly improving his conditions.

Joe


Those Airstreams are the Cadillac of travel trailers.
Scout



katysails July 5th 06 03:07 PM

From Capt Neal
 
I hope he drives off a cliff....

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...

Capt. Rob wrote:
In spite of being landlocked for 9 months and counting, I have been
checking in on asa to see who's being victimized and who's
regurgitating the same old filth. I see you've maintained your
standards and continue to bash the group without mercy. Good for you!
In response to your question, Cut the Mustard was sold just before
Christmas and I'm sorry to say there's no sailing in my immediate
future due to a health problem. I'll spare you the sordid details;
suffice to say I'm expecting many more years of life, though the terms
by which I must live are altered.
Keep up the good work. It's absolutely devastating the group that you
now own and sail a nicer boat. Be well.

~Capt. Neal


(Sent to Bobsprit on July 1st)


Hi Robert,

I too received a post card from the good Capt. I did notice it was
postmarked from the VA hospital in Kansas City. His little tip about
the moist wipes was not enough to calm his raging hemmoroids. It said
he got tired of sailing standing up all the time. Seems he was able to
get almost 5 grand for cut the mustard, says he's living in high cotton
now. Bought a 1953 18 ft airstream camper. He say the fresh air blowing
off the Kansas corn fields is vastly improving his conditions.

Joe


Say it ain't so Joe!

I hope he incorporates more fiber into his diet.

I hope he visits the Rocky Mts.

Glory!





Bob Crantz July 5th 06 03:54 PM

From Capt Neal
 

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I hope he drives off a cliff....


A common mishap. Usually the vehicle occupants aren't found for a few years.

I'm sure the good Captain would negotiate the most dangerous roads with
effortless skill, unlike more infamous Florida drivers.

Amen!



Seahag July 5th 06 04:17 PM

From Capt Neal
 

"Joe" wrote:
I too received a post card from the good Capt. I did
notice it was
postmarked from the VA hospital in Kansas City. His little
tip about
the moist wipes was not enough to calm his raging
hemmoroids. It said
he got tired of sailing standing up all the time.


That, and getting hit in the haid by the boom every time he
tacked.

Seahag



Lady Pilot July 8th 06 06:39 AM

From Capt Neal
 

"Joe" wrote:

Hi Robert,

I too received a post card from the good Capt. I did notice it was
postmarked from the VA hospital in Kansas City. His little tip about
the moist wipes was not enough to calm his raging hemmoroids. It said
he got tired of sailing standing up all the time.


Do you enjoy getting posts cards from Capt. Neal talking about his
hemorrhoids? You're getting downright kinky, Joe/Suzy.

Bwwawhwahahahaaaaa!

LP




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