BoatBanter.com - Bobsprit's Steamroller

Bobsprit's once mighty steamroller has now turned into a Kia mini-van.
Instead of rolling over this group and flattening all in his way, he now
worries about knocking the wheels out of alignment when hitting a house cat
and airbags fully deploying in his face!

His sailing time - reduced!

His number of possessions - increased!

His quality of life - decreased!

The time spent mainaining those possessions - increased!

Remember his post pining about how lucky Capt Neal is? Robster, all alone on
the bow of the boat, the solitude, the freedom. His moment of truth! That's
all he'll ever glimpse of it! Now the monkey's hand is stuck in the jar with
the nut! He can't let go!

Oh woe is he!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Free at last! Free at last!!!

Aaaahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!