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Bobsprit: The Naturalist!
**Naturalist!**
Lives in an apartment in NY City! Only spent 4 nights ever in the wilderness! **Sailor!** Never has been out of sight of land! Never been at sea for more than 3 nights!! **Car Enthusiast!** Drives a mini-van! Mini-van!!!!! **Dedicated Husband!** Yet posts pictures of him with arms around other women! Brags about Ghost Girls! Brags about sexual exploits with Soviet women! **Loving Father!** Kid without life jacket! Kid playing in the high voltage end of a big screen tv! **Yacht Expert!** No marine surveyor license! Sells scrap fiberglass boats! Hits charted rocks! Gets lost in a harbor! **Astronomer!!** Operates in NYC light pollution and haze! Gets lost at sea on clear nights! Cheap optics! **Photographer!** The camera is only limited by his ability! Poor subject matter! Limited, cloistered subject matter! **Man of His Own Time!** Never travels for more than 2 days! Never goes anywhere dangerous or adventerous! Never more than 10 feet from the diaper pail! **Super Sportsmen!** Afraid of guns! Afraid of bears!! Afraid of sharks!!! Afraid of scary movies!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Bobsprit: The Naturalist!
Bob Crantz wrote:
**Naturalist!** Lives in an apartment in NY City! Only spent 4 nights ever in the wilderness! **Sailor!** Never has been out of sight of land! Never been at sea for more than 3 nights!! **Car Enthusiast!** Drives a mini-van! Mini-van!!!!! **Dedicated Husband!** Yet posts pictures of him with arms around other women! Brags about Ghost Girls! Brags about sexual exploits with Soviet women! **Loving Father!** Kid without life jacket! Kid playing in the high voltage end of a big screen tv! **Yacht Expert!** No marine surveyor license! Sells scrap fiberglass boats! Hits charted rocks! Gets lost in a harbor! **Astronomer!!** Operates in NYC light pollution and haze! Gets lost at sea on clear nights! Cheap optics! **Photographer!** The camera is only limited by his ability! Poor subject matter! Limited, cloistered subject matter! **Man of His Own Time!** Never travels for more than 2 days! Never goes anywhere dangerous or adventerous! Never more than 10 feet from the diaper pail! **Super Sportsmen!** Afraid of guns! Afraid of bears!! Afraid of sharks!!! Afraid of scary movies!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, Bob....that should shut him up for the next thousand years (not) |
Bobsprit: The Naturalist!
Yeah, but he's paid to endure the scary movies.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Bob Crantz" wrote in message . .. **Naturalist!** Lives in an apartment in NY City! Only spent 4 nights ever in the wilderness! **Sailor!** Never has been out of sight of land! Never been at sea for more than 3 nights!! **Car Enthusiast!** Drives a mini-van! Mini-van!!!!! **Dedicated Husband!** Yet posts pictures of him with arms around other women! Brags about Ghost Girls! Brags about sexual exploits with Soviet women! **Loving Father!** Kid without life jacket! Kid playing in the high voltage end of a big screen tv! **Yacht Expert!** No marine surveyor license! Sells scrap fiberglass boats! Hits charted rocks! Gets lost in a harbor! **Astronomer!!** Operates in NYC light pollution and haze! Gets lost at sea on clear nights! Cheap optics! **Photographer!** The camera is only limited by his ability! Poor subject matter! Limited, cloistered subject matter! **Man of His Own Time!** Never travels for more than 2 days! Never goes anywhere dangerous or adventerous! Never more than 10 feet from the diaper pail! **Super Sportsmen!** Afraid of guns! Afraid of bears!! Afraid of sharks!!! Afraid of scary movies!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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