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Bob Crantz May 27th 06 04:40 AM

Superhuman Strength!
 
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060526/D8HRO5SO0.html

Glory to God!



Joe May 27th 06 05:01 AM

Superhuman Strength!
 
whats the big deal? I can leg press 2800 lbs.

Joe


Lady Pilot May 27th 06 05:53 AM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060526/D8HRO5SO0.html

Glory to God!

You REALLY want to be like Pat Robertson, right? heheheee

What about all those 'confusing' posts about being ????

like not shaving when you are in a dress, and "immediate gratification?

You need to get a boat, dude!

LP



Scout May 27th 06 09:15 AM

Superhuman Strength!
 
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060526/D8HRO5SO0.html

Glory to God!


Sorry Bob! I'm now a confirmed Bowflex user, but in my serious lifting days,
that machine was a joke to us. It may appear that the athlete is lifting a
ton, but the incline and the fact that he's is no longer lifting his own
body weight makes it less impressive. Yes, it's possible there was 2,000 lbs
of plates on the machine, but I'll bet ol' Pat can't squat even 500 lbs!
Scout



Bob Crantz May 27th 06 03:11 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:YWQdg.17916$8q.301@dukeread08...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060526/D8HRO5SO0.html

Glory to God!

You REALLY want to be like Pat Robertson, right? heheheee


I worship Pat Robertson like a god, even more than William Bendix!



What about all those 'confusing' posts about being ????


You must be the one that's confused, I'm as gay as Liberace!



like not shaving when you are in a dress, and "immediate gratification?


It's better to take the dress off to shave. You should try it.

I'm a delayed gratification type of person.



You need to get a boat, dude!



Never! They are a time consuming waste of time and money. Who wants to be
trapped on a fiberglass dog house sized space capsule pitched about by the
wake of drunken boaters?

What kind of boat do you have?


LP




Capt. JG May 27th 06 04:48 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 
"Scout" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060526/D8HRO5SO0.html

Glory to God!


Sorry Bob! I'm now a confirmed Bowflex user, but in my serious lifting
days, that machine was a joke to us. It may appear that the athlete is
lifting a ton, but the incline and the fact that he's is no longer lifting
his own body weight makes it less impressive. Yes, it's possible there was
2,000 lbs of plates on the machine, but I'll bet ol' Pat can't squat even
500 lbs!
Scout


This is a thought I would rather not have thunk.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Scout May 27th 06 04:50 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060526/D8HRO5SO0.html

Glory to God!


I'm also told that machine and the position of the user encourages strokes!
Scout



Scout May 27th 06 05:09 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 
"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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"Scout" wrote in message
...
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060526/D8HRO5SO0.html

Glory to God!


Sorry Bob! I'm now a confirmed Bowflex user, but in my serious lifting
days, that machine was a joke to us. It may appear that the athlete is
lifting a ton, but the incline and the fact that he's is no longer
lifting his own body weight makes it less impressive. Yes, it's possible
there was 2,000 lbs of plates on the machine, but I'll bet ol' Pat can't
squat even 500 lbs!
Scout


This is a thought I would rather not have thunk.


I know, the truth is seldom pretty!
Scout



DSK May 29th 06 01:27 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 
You need to get a boat, dude!



Bob Crantz wrote:
Never! They are a time consuming waste of time and money. Who wants to be
trapped on a fiberglass dog house sized space capsule pitched about by the
wake of drunken boaters?


What about becoming one of the drunken wake-causing boaters,
youorself?

What kind of boat do you have?


A Dog House 36 ;)

DSK



Scout May 29th 06 02:44 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 
OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sat, 27 May 2006 04:15:00 -0400, "Scout"
scribbled thusly:



Sorry Bob! I'm now a confirmed Bowflex user,



I know the guy who wrote 'the' book on the Bowflex.


Oz, I hesitated before making this reply.
I'm not sure which book you mean, but I've been assembling things for a long
time, and the Tread Climber and Ultimate II assembly guides are some of the
worst, if not the worst technical writing I've ever come across. I
complained to Bowflex but they've never responded, I think they just put me
on a complainers list.
Having said that, I love the equipment and have only a few complaints about
the design, all things I can work around.
Scout



Scout May 29th 06 02:52 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 
"Scout" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 May 2006 04:15:00 -0400, "Scout"
scribbled thusly:



Sorry Bob! I'm now a confirmed Bowflex user,



I know the guy who wrote 'the' book on the Bowflex.


Oz, I hesitated before making this reply.
I'm not sure which book you mean, but I've been assembling things for a
long time, and the Tread Climber and Ultimate II assembly guides are some
of the worst, if not the worst technical writing I've ever come across. I
complained to Bowflex but they've never responded, I think they just put
me on a complainers list.
Having said that, I love the equipment and have only a few complaints
about the design, all things I can work around.
Scout


Oz, here are some of the comments I sent - they've completely them ignored
as far as I can tell.
" . . . please consider:
1. The lat pull is not high enough for tall users, range of motion is very
limited for 6'3"+ users.
2. The squat (leg) attachment locking mechanism slips when 300+ lbs of
resistance is used. This is dangersous and I had to modify the perforated
rail to make sure it locked safely after each set.
3. The bench press grips are difficult to reach. My solution was to add the
cable extenders to the grips so I can get into a starting position with
heavier resistance (330 lbs is too much to "curl" into position).
4. The video shows leg squats being performed with the seat in the "row"
position, but where does the user place his feet on the Ult II? The curved
bar does not provide a good base for the feet when using the wide back strap
to do this activity.
5. The technical writing is lacking in the assembly instructions.
Considering that my background includes careers as a mechanic/technician, a
technical instructor, and an English teacher, this is significant. When I
called for technical support duing assembly, I told the young lady that I
didn't understand how to do the first steps in setting up the Tread Climber,
she told me she built the machine as part of her training, and that it was
easy. I said, "Ok, how do I do the first 2 steps?" She said she skipped over
the first 2 steps (involved aligning and calibrating the tread or steppers).
Ultimately, her answer was, "it doesn't usually need adjusting." This didn't
help at all, and in fact was pretty irritating. Eventually, I will need to
make adjustments to the machine and I'd instsruction on how to do it
properly.

In spite of these comments, I think the machines are well designed and I
hope to use them for many years to come. "





Scotty May 29th 06 03:15 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"Scout" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message

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On Sat, 27 May 2006 04:15:00 -0400, "Scout"


scribbled thusly:



Sorry Bob! I'm now a confirmed Bowflex user,



I know the guy who wrote 'the' book on the Bowflex.


Oz, I hesitated before making this reply.
I'm not sure which book you mean,



hee hee...., Scout, you're too new to understand.

Scotty



Scout May 29th 06 03:18 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Scout" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message

...
On Sat, 27 May 2006 04:15:00 -0400, "Scout"


scribbled thusly:



Sorry Bob! I'm now a confirmed Bowflex user,


I know the guy who wrote 'the' book on the Bowflex.


Oz, I hesitated before making this reply.
I'm not sure which book you mean,



hee hee...., Scout, you're too new to understand.


Ok, well, lay it on me baby!



Scout May 29th 06 03:24 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 
"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
OzOne wrote in message

...
On Sat, 27 May 2006 04:15:00 -0400, "Scout"


scribbled thusly:



Sorry Bob! I'm now a confirmed Bowflex user,


I know the guy who wrote 'the' book on the Bowflex.


Oz, I hesitated before making this reply.
I'm not sure which book you mean,



hee hee...., Scout, you're too new to understand.

Scotty


hehe! nevermind I just googled! Jax, Oz, RB discussions. Too funny.
Actually, I was here in 2001, only my name has changed to confuse the
innocent.
Scout



Scotty May 29th 06 03:28 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"Scout" wrote in message
...

I know the guy who wrote 'the' book on the Bowflex.

Oz, I hesitated before making this reply.
I'm not sure which book you mean,



hee hee...., Scout, you're too new to understand.


Ok, well, lay it on me baby!



Do you know who 'Jax' is / was ?

He wrote definitive books.

SBV



Bob Crantz May 29th 06 04:08 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
You need to get a boat, dude!




Bob Crantz wrote:
Never! They are a time consuming waste of time and money. Who wants to be
trapped on a fiberglass dog house sized space capsule pitched about by
the wake of drunken boaters?


What about becoming one of the drunken wake-causing boaters, youorself?


How about I'll stand on the dock and give out free booze to power boaters.

What kind of boat do you have?


A Dog House 36 ;)

DSK





DSK May 29th 06 04:56 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 
What about becoming one of the drunken wake-causing boaters, youorself?



Bob Crantz wrote:
How about I'll stand on the dock and give out free booze to power boaters.


I think that's an awesome idea. I'll help!

The problem with our society is that the people are not
evolving fast enough!

DSK


Scotty May 29th 06 06:52 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 
0999999
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"DSK" wrote in message
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You need to get a boat, dude!



Bob Crantz wrote:
Never! They are a time consuming waste of time and

money. Who wants to be
trapped on a fiberglass dog house sized space capsule

pitched about by
the wake of drunken boaters?


What about becoming one of the drunken wake-causing

boaters, youorself?


How about I'll stand on the dock and give out free booze

to power boaters.


Stand near a launch ramp for an hour or two, very
entertaining.

SV



Bob Crantz May 29th 06 07:26 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..

The problem with our society is that the people are not evolving fast
enough!

Or natural selection has been subverted.



Bob Crantz May 29th 06 07:28 PM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
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0999999
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"DSK" wrote in message
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You need to get a boat, dude!



Bob Crantz wrote:
Never! They are a time consuming waste of time and

money. Who wants to be
trapped on a fiberglass dog house sized space capsule

pitched about by
the wake of drunken boaters?


What about becoming one of the drunken wake-causing

boaters, youorself?


How about I'll stand on the dock and give out free booze

to power boaters.


Stand near a launch ramp for an hour or two, very
entertaining.

SV


I once saw a boat roll off the trailer as the guy was backing down the ramp
(he disconnected the winch hook). I'll never forget the sound of fiberglass
screaching on concrete.



Lady Pilot June 1st 06 04:29 AM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Glory to God!


You REALLY want to be like Pat Robertson, right? heheheee


I worship Pat Robertson like a god, even more than William Bendix!


No you don't.

What about all those 'confusing' posts about being ????


You must be the one that's confused, I'm as gay as Liberace!


I thought you were married. Are you doing the "brokeback mountain" thing?
heh

I think you are truly slipping, trying to keep up with all your
lies...snicker

like not shaving when you are in a dress, and "immediate gratification?


It's better to take the dress off to shave. You should try it.


I shave it my shower, naked and wet almost everyday. Do you shave?

I'm a delayed gratification type of person.


No you're not...what about demanding the award for the most stupid post here
to date from Dave? "The whole year now!" I believe it was...guffaw

You need to get a boat, dude!


Never! They are a time consuming waste of time and money.


Just like airplanes! But they are fun...

Who wants to be trapped on a fiberglass dog house sized space capsule
pitched about by the wake of drunken boaters?


Capt. Neal? How many points do I get for that answer? g

What kind of boat do you have?


A small pink one...

LP



Lady Pilot June 1st 06 04:32 AM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"Scout" wrote:
"Scotty" wrote:
hee hee...., Scout, you're too new to understand.

Scotty


hehe! nevermind I just googled! Jax, Oz, RB discussions. Too funny.
Actually, I was here in 2001, only my name has changed to confuse the
innocent.


Were you posting as Popeye back then? Hmmm....don't have time to do the
Google thing right now...

LP



Lady Pilot June 1st 06 04:33 AM

Superhuman Strength!
 

"Scout" wrote:

I'm also told that machine and the position of the user encourages
strokes!
Scout


I'm going to purchase one right now online...evil laugh

LP



Scout June 1st 06 11:03 AM

Superhuman Strength!
 
hehehe!

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:6etfg.18234$8q.12854@dukeread08...

"Scout" wrote:

I'm also told that machine and the position of the user encourages
strokes!
Scout


I'm going to purchase one right now online...evil laugh

LP





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