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OzOne wrote:
HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported. According to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out. The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return. According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-litre barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home. The wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave. http://tinyurl.com/qf5o4 Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. EEEWWWWW.....sounds like a Mooron daydream.... |
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"katy" wrote in message EEEWWWWW.....sounds like a Mooron daydream.... Indeed Kitty... I'm changing my living will to reflect a change from Viking Funeral to Pickling in a barrel of Lamb's Navy 151. What an excellent idea!!!!! CM |
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Capt.Mooron wrote:
"katy" wrote in message EEEWWWWW.....sounds like a Mooron daydream.... Indeed Kitty... I'm changing my living will to reflect a change from Viking Funeral to Pickling in a barrel of Lamb's Navy 151. What an excellent idea!!!!! CM Won't cost much. You're already halfway there. |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote:
"katy" wrote in message EEEWWWWW.....sounds like a Mooron daydream.... Indeed Kitty... I'm changing my living will to reflect a change from Viking Funeral to Pickling in a barrel of Lamb's Navy 151. What an excellent Old hat, Nelson already did it! (21 Oct 1805, I know it was actually brandy) Cheers Marty |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:5XJ6g.3776$S6.2455@edtnps82... "katy" wrote in message EEEWWWWW.....sounds like a Mooron daydream.... Indeed Kitty... I'm changing my living will to reflect a change from Viking Funeral to Pickling in a barrel of Lamb's Navy 151. What an excellent idea!!!!! Maybe somebody will eat YOUR pickled liver--raw. Max |
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"katy" wrote in message ... Capt.Mooron wrote: "katy" wrote in message EEEWWWWW.....sounds like a Mooron daydream.... Indeed Kitty... I'm changing my living will to reflect a change from Viking Funeral to Pickling in a barrel of Lamb's Navy 151. What an excellent idea!!!!! CM Won't cost much. You're already halfway there. Excellent, Katy. Bravo. Max |
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"Maxprop" wrote in message Excellent, Katy. Bravo. You Wino.... Suck-Up! CM |
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"katy" wrote in message
... Capt.Mooron wrote: "katy" wrote in message EEEWWWWW.....sounds like a Mooron daydream.... Indeed Kitty... I'm changing my living will to reflect a change from Viking Funeral to Pickling in a barrel of Lamb's Navy 151. What an excellent idea!!!!! CM Won't cost much. You're already halfway there. Ol' Thom, you gonna sign in on this one? Actually, I'm wondering if you'll use your trademark signoff, "I'll drink to that!" Scout |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
Robert,
Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr. Moorons great charity. Capt. Suzy 35s5 NY |
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"Mys Terry" wrote in message ... On Sat, 06 May 2006 11:35:52 GMT, "Capt.Mooron" wrote: Comments like "We need a bigger truck" & " I think we found a gold mine here".... CM Clean your ears. They said, "What a pathetic old drunk" and "I think we found the old guy's hair under here". Jeez Billy.... your drinkin' days are long gone and barely a memory. Don't be envious of other people's vigour, spirits and superior constitution!! Bwahahahahahahaa.... CM- |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
"SUZY" wrote in message oups.com... Robert, Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr. Moorons great charity. Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10 cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a worthwhile cause. We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the fools they are. Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling, overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!! While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned, athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice! Tsk Tsk Tsk..... CM- |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message CM, reserve a Barrel for me. I'm setting up for the So Pacific. Be damned to those "Funeral Director" Heh Thom... ocean currents being what they are and considering the preservative effects..... our rum barrels could meet one day at sea! :-) CM |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
... Scout, Man, you have to admit, it is a great, no the greatest; Final Sea Voyage of a life time of sailing. CM, reserve a Barrel for me. I'm setting up for the So Pacific. Be damned to those "Funeral Director" "ROLL OUT THE BARREL" Can be played as they set the Lid Yes Scout, "I'll Drink to That!!" That's why we love you Thom! Scout |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:l047g.1404$fV1.277@edtnps82... "SUZY" wrote in message oups.com... Robert, Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr. Moorons great charity. Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10 cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a worthwhile cause. We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the fools they are. Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling, overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!! While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned, athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice! Tsk Tsk Tsk..... I hear ya brother! Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my drunken self to sit down and behave in a respectful manner. I was affected mightily by good Captain Morgan, and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices lined around the bar, when I shouted thusly, "Mark this on my tombstone lubbers: ' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance! Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance - By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet, Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' " Scout (apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for my occassional lack of couth and grace) |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
Scout,
There are a few of us "Beach Sailors" but the Salt still flow in our Viens. Be it Ever So! AND: "I'll Drink to That!" OL" Thom http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
I'm Proud of Ya Scout!!! I'd share a barrel of rum with you anytime....
CM "Scout" wrote in message . .. "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:l047g.1404$fV1.277@edtnps82... "SUZY" wrote in message oups.com... Robert, Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr. Moorons great charity. Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10 cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a worthwhile cause. We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the fools they are. Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling, overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!! While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned, athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice! Tsk Tsk Tsk..... I hear ya brother! Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my drunken self to sit down and behave in a respectful manner. I was affected mightily by good Captain Morgan, and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices lined around the bar, when I shouted thusly, "Mark this on my tombstone lubbers: ' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance! Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance - By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet, Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' " Scout (apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for my occassional lack of couth and grace) |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
No apology needed.
snicker Seahag "Scout" wrote in message . .. "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:l047g.1404$fV1.277@edtnps82... "SUZY" wrote in message oups.com... Robert, Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr. Moorons great charity. Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10 cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a worthwhile cause. We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the fools they are. Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling, overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!! While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned, athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice! Tsk Tsk Tsk..... I hear ya brother! Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my drunken self to sit down and behave in a respectful manner. I was affected mightily by good Captain Morgan, and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices lined around the bar, when I shouted thusly, "Mark this on my tombstone lubbers: ' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance! Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance - By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet, Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' " Scout (apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for my occassional lack of couth and grace) |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
That would scare the people who drank out your barrel...
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:PVc7g.1896$zn1.1743@clgrps13... I'm Proud of Ya Scout!!! I'd share a barrel of rum with you anytime.... CM "Scout" wrote in message . .. "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:l047g.1404$fV1.277@edtnps82... "SUZY" wrote in message oups.com... Robert, Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr. Moorons great charity. Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10 cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a worthwhile cause. We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the fools they are. Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling, overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!! While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned, athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice! Tsk Tsk Tsk..... I hear ya brother! Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my drunken self to sit down and behave in a respectful manner. I was affected mightily by good Captain Morgan, and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices lined around the bar, when I shouted thusly, "Mark this on my tombstone lubbers: ' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance! Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance - By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet, Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' " Scout (apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for my occassional lack of couth and grace) |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:4GU6g.1674$Fl1.967@edtnps89... "Maxprop" wrote in message Excellent, Katy. Bravo. You Wino.... Suck-Up! If the Foo ****s . . . Max |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
Nothin' finer than a Lass with a good sense of humor!
Scout "Seahag" wrote in message ... No apology needed. snicker Seahag "Scout" wrote in message . .. "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:l047g.1404$fV1.277@edtnps82... "SUZY" wrote in message oups.com... Robert, Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr. Moorons great charity. Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10 cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a worthwhile cause. We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the fools they are. Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling, overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!! While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned, athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice! Tsk Tsk Tsk..... I hear ya brother! Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my drunken self to sit down and behave in a respectful manner. I was affected mightily by good Captain Morgan, and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices lined around the bar, when I shouted thusly, "Mark this on my tombstone lubbers: ' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance! Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance - By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet, Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' " Scout (apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for my occassional lack of couth and grace) |
Ahhhh Rum! - Ol' Thom
OzOne wrote in message ... On Mon, 8 May 2006 05:54:09 -0400, "Scout" scribbled thusly: Nothin' finer than a Lass with a good sense of humor! and no knickers. eventually. |
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