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Bob Crantz May 2nd 06 09:41 PM

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FISH IN A BARREL!!!!

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Commercial Design for professional and recreational applications:


DESIGNATED BY MANUFACTURER AS SUITABLE FOR COMMERCIAL USE. READ YOUR
WARRANTY: NOT FOR COMMERCIAL USE!!!!

KAPOW!!!!

Designed to take the day in and day out punishment the marine
environment can dish out. The GX2360S can take submersions or more
likely direct water from waves crashing over the bow.


WHAT IS ITS CERTIFIED JIS WATERPROOF RATING?

KABLOOM!!!!!


Oversized knobs
allows for easy adjusting of Volume, Squelch, channel changing and
moving through radio and Digital Selective Calling functions.


HOW BIG ARE THE KNOBS ON THE OVERSIZED RAM-X???

ZZZZAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!!!




The LCD
is one of the largest in the industry with 4 lines of Alpha-Numeric
characters the boldly display channel names, DSC call information and
even GPS position with Speed Over Ground and Course Over Ground.


SO THEN ARE OLD PEOPLE'S TELEPHONE COMMERCIAL GRADE BECAUSE OF THE BIG
NUMBERS?

WHAM-O!!!!!!!!!!!


The
standard hand microphone has a built in speaker and uses Noise
canceling technology called ClearVoice for unsurpassed communications
even in the noisiest environments.


NOT SO!! TRUE INDUSTRIAL NOISE CANCELLING MIKES GO ON THE THROAT OR IN THE
EAR FOR UNSURPASSED PERFORMANCE!!!!

ZOT-TANG!!!!



This microphone also has the
capability to directly switch between channels 16 and 9, change
channels with the large UP/Down keys and can be removed for storage.



HOW BIG ARE THE MICROPHONES INDUSTRIAL-COMMERCIAL KNOBS?????

KER-POW!!!!!!

oh the humanity!!!!!


RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob May 2nd 06 09:52 PM

Real marine radio
 
NOT SO!! TRUE INDUSTRIAL NOISE CANCELLING MIKES GO ON THE THROAT OR IN
THE
EAR FOR UNSURPASSED PERFORMANCE!!!!


Tugboats in our area use regular Standard Horizon or Icom radios, and
that's professional use.

Tee-ping!

He beat himself sensless with all that work.


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz May 2nd 06 10:16 PM

Real marine radio
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
NOT SO!! TRUE INDUSTRIAL NOISE CANCELLING MIKES GO ON THE THROAT OR IN
THE
EAR FOR UNSURPASSED PERFORMANCE!!!!


Tugboats in our area use regular Standard Horizon or Icom radios, and
that's professional use.

Tee-ping!

He beat himself sensless with all that work.


RB
35s5
NY

I've seen parade marshalls using standard radios too!

Bwahahahahahaha!!1



Capt. Rob May 2nd 06 10:31 PM

Real marine radio
 
I've seen parade marshalls using standard radios too!


Right, which proves that the word "professional" has little meaning. A
low end Icom radio performs about as well as the high end model and
they can all take a dunking, or so they claim.


RB
35s5
NY


Vito May 3rd 06 02:10 PM

Real marine radio
 
"Bob Crantz" wrote ...
http://www.icomamerica.com/products/marine/m602/
Superior to all!

If God spoke to me via radio, he'd use this one!

Glory!

That fine rig - for a power boat! The only thing remotely suitable to sailing
is a spark gap rig.



Bob Crantz May 3rd 06 02:32 PM

Real marine radio
 

"Vito" wrote in message
...
"Bob Crantz" wrote ...
http://www.icomamerica.com/products/marine/m602/
Superior to all!

If God spoke to me via radio, he'd use this one!

Glory!

That fine rig - for a power boat! The only thing remotely suitable to
sailing
is a spark gap rig.


Some of the first spark systems in England could go 6 miles.

The greatest range I ever heard of using lightning as the spark and a
passive receiver (no amplification whatsoever) was two times around the
earth. Tesla did this in the 1890's.




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