New Condom
 

"Joe" wrote
Bob Crantz wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote
About how he bought a new lens for a camera who's capabilities are mediocre
because the format cannot record enough information to create a superior
photograph.

A Scots Sergeant Major appeared at the apothecary's shop and inquired about
repairing a condom. Well, said the chemist, I suppose one could patch the holes
with rubber cement and replace the band around the open end but for God's sake
man a new one is only a shilling! The stern Scot retrieved his condom and
replied "I'll let you know." Two days later he returned, slapped a bright new
shilling onto the counter and announced proudly "Good news! The regiment has
voted to renew!"