I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month to clean my house, yard
work, take care of my sons, cook for me and wait on me hand and foot.
Hopefully I can get full body massages too! :-0

The only problem is he is in his twenty's. I'm flying to Las Vegas this
weekend with a vendor, and I'm not used to having a man around to pay me to
take care of things. Is this unusual? Sounds like a good deal to me! Most
people pay *them* $5,000 per month and I'm charging him.

Am I just blessed or what? Is this just too good to be true?

I'm sure I will meet up with an old friend that has his own helicopter and
pad right at his house. He also has an airplane or 2 or 3 also at the
airport.

Do you think I'm gullible?

LP

Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.

Cheers
Marty

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care
of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a
month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.


That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too much
$$.

S

I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care
of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a
month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.


That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too much
$$.

S

"Capt. JG" wrote:

I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Jeeze, given Neal's proclivities for perversions he'd probably pay more
for that!

Cheers
Marty

I sorry, but I don't know Neal well enough (thank God!) to make that
assessment.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote:

I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as
soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Jeeze, given Neal's proclivities for perversions he'd probably pay more
for that!

Cheers
Marty

"Capt. JG" wrote:
I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Y-a-w-n

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:tQ%Yf.23861$VE.21843@dukeread05...

"Capt. JG" wrote:
I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the
money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Hee Haw

LP

"Scotty" wrote:

That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I've never charged for sex, ever.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too much
$$.

You have no idea what I look like...ask Capt. Mooron or Capt. Neal.

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote:

That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I've never charged for sex, ever.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too
much
$$.

You have no idea what I look like...ask Capt. Mooron or
Capt. Neal.


Now there's a glaring recommendation!