Las Vegas...
 

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month to clean my house, yard
work, take care of my sons, cook for me and wait on me hand and foot.
Hopefully I can get full body massages too! :-0

The only problem is he is in his twenty's. I'm flying to Las Vegas this
weekend with a vendor, and I'm not used to having a man around to pay me to
take care of things. Is this unusual? Sounds like a good deal to me! Most
people pay *them* $5,000 per month and I'm charging him.

Am I just blessed or what? Is this just too good to be true?

I'm sure I will meet up with an old friend that has his own helicopter and
pad right at his house. He also has an airplane or 2 or 3 also at the
airport.

Do you think I'm gullible?

LP

Las Vegas...
 

Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.

Cheers
Marty

Las Vegas...
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care
of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a
month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.


That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too much
$$.

S

Las Vegas...
 

I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care
of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a
month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.


That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too much
$$.

S

Las Vegas...
 

"Capt. JG" wrote:

I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Jeeze, given Neal's proclivities for perversions he'd probably pay more
for that!

Cheers
Marty

Las Vegas...
 

I sorry, but I don't know Neal well enough (thank God!) to make that
assessment.

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www.sailnow.com

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
"Capt. JG" wrote:

I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as
soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Jeeze, given Neal's proclivities for perversions he'd probably pay more
for that!

Cheers
Marty

Las Vegas...
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care of me. He will
be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.

His duties doesn't include servicing me. Butler, maid, cook, housekeeper,
gardener, handy man, nanny, go-fer. That is plenty to keep him busy.

Why is it you sailors always have your minds in the gutter?
Snotty is hopeless, but I'm still holding out hope for you!

LP

Las Vegas...
 

"Scotty" wrote:

That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I've never charged for sex, ever.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too much
$$.

You have no idea what I look like...ask Capt. Mooron or Capt. Neal.

LP

Las Vegas...
 

"Capt. JG" wrote:
I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Y-a-w-n

LP

Las Vegas...
 

Hey LP.

Was this post what we call in the Biz a "Takeaway" for Capt Kneel?

Did it make him jelious?

Joe

Las Vegas...
 

"Mys Terry" wrote:

If Mooron and Neal think you are good looking then you must be one pretty
burro.

Bite me!

LP

Las Vegas...
 

"Joe" wrote:
Hey LP.

Was this post what we call in the Biz a "Takeaway" for Capt Kneel?

Sorry, Joe, I've never heard that expression. I was only expressing my
thoughts that there really are good people in this world. Very hard to find
these days though.

Did it make him jelious?

I wouldn't have a clue. I haven't talked to him since the day before my
surgery.

LP

Las Vegas...
 

The expression implys what it says.

You take away, and you tell them.

After establishing value and a deal is smoldering but not closing you "
Takeaway"

Hi Co #1, this is not happening fast enough. Co number 2 is moving
fast...you should just forget it.

You are instilling a sence or loss. It's a risky move but I've learned
over the years 2 imporant lessons about closing deals.

1. You can not kill a good deal
2. Time kills all deals

Joe

Las Vegas...
 

Lady Pilot wrote:


Why is it you sailors always have your minds in the gutter?

'cause you meet a better class of folks there! At least more
interesting. ;-o


Snotty is hopeless, but I'm still holding out hope for you!

Too late, every day I reach a new nadir of depravity!

Lifting a glass to you,

Marty

Las Vegas...
 

"Joe" wrote:

1. You can not kill a good deal
2. Time kills all deals

It was obviously a rotten deal, I just couldn't see the forest for the
trees.

LP

Las Vegas...
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:RP%Yf.23860$VE.7638@dukeread05...

"Scotty" wrote:

That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I've never charged for sex, ever.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too
much
$$.

You have no idea what I look like...ask Capt. Mooron or
Capt. Neal.


Now there's a glaring recommendation!

Las Vegas...
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:tQ%Yf.23861$VE.21843@dukeread05...

"Capt. JG" wrote:
I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the
money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Hee Haw

LP

Las Vegas...
 

A scary one too.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:RP%Yf.23860$VE.7638@dukeread05...

"Scotty" wrote:

That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I've never charged for sex, ever.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too
much
$$.

You have no idea what I look like...ask Capt. Mooron or
Capt. Neal.


Now there's a glaring recommendation!