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Capt.Mooron March 19th 06 04:06 PM

According to Max....
 
Killing Seals on a quota system = BAD

Killing Iraqis on a Whim = GOOD

Killing Cows = Okay as long as it's at a slaughterhouse

Killing People = Okay as long as it's a presidential decision

Killing Chickens = Okay as long as he doesn't have to see it

Killing People = Okay as long as he doesn't have to witness it

Killing Fish = Okay... heck everyone goes fishing

Ya Max...... those are an awesome set of well thought out and rational
positions not based on emotions nor well coordinated media presentations by
Green Peace & PETA.

Sheesh.... I'm in awe of your logic

CM -




Scotty March 19th 06 05:33 PM

According to Max....
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:3kfTf.2727$J43.828@edtnps90...

Ya Max...... those are an awesome set of well thought out

and rational
positions not based on emotions nor well coordinated media

presentations by
Green Peace & PETA.



hey!, I belong to peta.org

http://mtd.com/tasty/index.html



Capt.Mooron March 19th 06 08:39 PM

According to Max....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message

hey!, I belong to peta.org


I understand they are planning to spray animal blood on all people wearing
polyester, rayon or dacron in protest of the oil industry ruining all those
fine hunting and fishing areas by erecting oil platforms!!

Next thing Max will be going on about the brutal abuse of the Silk Worm
Sweat Shops and how the poor worms are forced to spin silk until they die of
exhaustion!!

CM -



Maxprop March 19th 06 11:53 PM

According to Max....
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:xkjTf.2445$A4.2418@clgrps12...

"Scotty" wrote in message

hey!, I belong to peta.org


I understand they are planning to spray animal blood on all people wearing
polyester, rayon or dacron in protest of the oil industry ruining all
those fine hunting and fishing areas by erecting oil platforms!!


Why not fiberglass? And what animals are they planning to kill for that
blood? Hey, how about baby harp seals?

Next thing Max will be going on about the brutal abuse of the Silk Worm
Sweat Shops and how the poor worms are forced to spin silk until they die
of exhaustion!!


Damn right. I'm opposed to that. But I'm in favor of Canadian Sweat Shops
in which Cannucks are forced to masturbate continually, 24-7, in order to
prevent them from breeding and screwing up the gene pool any worse than it
already is in the upper regions of North America. g

Max



Scotty March 20th 06 02:26 AM

According to Max....
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
news:B9mTf.7339
!!

But I'm in favor of Canadian Sweat Shops
in which Cannucks are forced to masturbate continually,

24-7,

news flash, Max. They do that NOW, and they're not forced
into it.

Scotty



Maxprop March 20th 06 02:58 AM

According to Max....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
news:B9mTf.7339
!!

But I'm in favor of Canadian Sweat Shops
in which Cannucks are forced to masturbate continually,

24-7,

news flash, Max. They do that NOW, and they're not forced
into it.


I was wondering who'd come up with that first.

Max



Scotty March 20th 06 12:25 PM

According to Max....
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
link.net..
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"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
news:B9mTf.7339
!!

But I'm in favor of Canadian Sweat Shops
in which Cannucks are forced to masturbate continually,

24-7,

news flash, Max. They do that NOW, and they're not

forced
into it.


I was wondering who'd come first?

Max


Oiy!



katy March 20th 06 02:12 PM

According to Max....
 
Scotty wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote in message
link.net..
.
"Scotty" wrote in message
...
"Maxprop" wrote in message
news:B9mTf.7339
!!
But I'm in favor of Canadian Sweat Shops
in which Cannucks are forced to masturbate continually,
24-7,

news flash, Max. They do that NOW, and they're not

forced
into it.

I was wondering who'd come first?

Max


Oiy!


Scotty...BEHAVE YOURSELF!

Scotty March 20th 06 10:41 PM

According to Max....
 

"katy" wrote

Oiy!


Scotty...BEHAVE YOURSELF!


Max started it!

Scotty



katy March 20th 06 11:01 PM

According to Max....
 
Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote
Oiy!


Scotty...BEHAVE YOURSELF!


Max started it!

Scotty


Well, he's totally incorrigible and unsaveable...I was thinking
there was hope for you....


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