I ordered the 3 books. Two of the books have pages torn out,
near the middle, and the other one is written in french.

SV


"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
not only are you spam, you are making readers to go to
your crappy site
without even telling anyone what books your talking about.
Pretty
****ty of you Quill jar.

I might have been interested in your books but your
marketing efforts
are so poor as to cast doubt on the quaility of your
writing.

If you had any imagination you would have found a way to
make your
spam a converstaion many would be interested in.

When I saw your book Boom Crack I thought it was about
Capt Neal. But
noooooooooooooo... it's a boom full of crack cocaine. (how
original)

Plus this is not the first time you have spammed the books
here.

His books are Three recent novels by Christopher
Jarman Click on
the covers to find out more, or to buy Flotilla is the
sequel to
Boomcrack.On a sailing holiday to Greece, our hero the
resourceful
retired admiral links up with an attractive teacher for
romance and
dashing hijinks around the Ionian Islands. While bumbling
Greek
pensioners attempt a comical kidnap on Ithaca, the chase
ensues for a
murderous gang of ruthless Albanians who threaten their
holiday idyll.
From his retirement home in the future, an ex RAF pilot
turned village
headmaster, reviews his love life and midlife crisis. A
wife plus
several gorgeous women of various ethnicities, and wistful
insight,
cram this amusing tale of romance finally found at ninety.
Three ex
navy mates and their girl friends are dragged into
adventures from the
English Channel to Bogota and Majorca when they
accidentally stumble on
a drug smuggling ring operating within the yachting
fraternity. Piracy
and cunning fill this exciting, funny thriller. A great
holiday read.
Return to contents page

I know I am guilty of mild spamming, but please take no notice of either of
the two posts above as they are a bit naughty and totally inaccurate. I may
be an inexperienced spammer, but I am an experienced writer! Just Google my
name if you need proof.

Yrs,

Christopher Jarman

For three good books to read look at...

http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm
Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet.

Holy cow batman, just Google Scotty and you find out he's a better
novilist than Quillboy.

And you're full fledged spamming, nothing mild about it Chrissy.

A BTW my sailing adventure novel was published by S&S, I noticed you
had to publish your book.

Bwahahahahahahhahahah...

How's about you publishing your most exciting chapter here and we will
tell you weather its class or trash.

Bet your tooooo chicken to! Bwack bwack bwk bwk bwk.

Joe

How's about you publishing your most exciting chapter here and we will
tell you weather its class or trash.

It's not about weather, but there is some weather mentioned.
I wish you luck with your book.


Yrs Quilljar
For three good books to read look at...

http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm
Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet.

Ohhh boy another spelling and grammer Nazi...

If you put more effort in the plot of your books..... and less on
proper grammer, you might not have to push your books on this news
group. Your novels are bottom rack Yrs, if you say different.... then
you're lying through your tooth.

I wish you luck on your books as well Quilljar. I suggest a Leather
Bound Hardback Special Edition when you sell your first million books.

Do you provide free shipping to the USA? Or do you just spam that
message here?

Do you have a Sailboat ?

Joe

I wish you luck on your books as well Quilljar. I suggest a Leather
Bound Hardback Special Edition when you sell your first million books.

Great Idea!

Do you provide free shipping to the USA? Or do you just spam that
message here?

The books are produced in the USA, and yes there is free shipping for
purchases over $25 US

Do you have a Sailboat ?

I have had several yachts over many years and chartered in the Med and New
Zealand. I sold my last boat, a Westerly Pentland, because of the awful
British weather, (I live near the South Coast). I am a newbie in this NG but
a longtime member of a Flight Simulator group. This seems a friendly crowd,
I cannot claim the boating experience of many of you, but eight years flying
in the Royal Navy makes it a joy having my leg pulled in this amusing way!
My books are intended as light holiday reading, perhaps while cruising!

I have published over twenty non-fiction books during the last seventy
years, so I quite expect my first attempts at fiction to receive a pasting
to begin with. :-)

Yrs Quilljar
For three good books to read look at...

http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm
Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet.

I've read your book and it's a great read. You are quite an accomplished
author. I hope you stick around and join our merry crew. There's lots of
great material for you to write another book, all right here. This group
includes:

A world famous master mariner.

A master marine surveyor.

A noted movie director.

A noted Southern Baptist Minister.

A castaway who lived for years on a desert island.

A Korean War veteran.

A Beverly Sills impersonator.

A windshield expert suffering from anemia.

A jabbering cross eyed Canadian drunkard who wrestles bears and women alike.

A Leyte Gulf veteran

A person with the world's 17th largest beehive hairdo.

A Texan who hates foriegners.

Barry Goldwater.

A Texan who performs exotic dances in a mermaid costume.

People who don't own boats.

People who own boats with swim platforms.

A person searching for love.

Angry, bitter confused people.

Some really nice and intelligent people.

A boiler technician.

And more!

Stick around, welcome aboard!

Lloyd Bonafide

"Quilljar" wrote in message
...
I know I am guilty of mild spamming, but please take no notice of either of
the two posts above as they are a bit naughty and totally inaccurate. I may
be an inexperienced spammer, but I am an experienced writer! Just Google my
name if you need proof.

Yrs,

Christopher Jarman

For three good books to read look at...

http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm
Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet.

There's lots of great material for you to write
another book, all right here.

Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a
few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome
to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent
of the old wild West of many years ago!"

Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say
that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit-
erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch.
(smile)

Bill

Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP, thanks to someone in this
newsgroup.


Lloyd





wrote in message
oups.com...
There's lots of great material for you to write
another book, all right here.

Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a
few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome
to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent
of the old wild West of many years ago!"

Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say
that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit-
erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch.
(smile)

Bill

Lloyd Bonafide wrote:
Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP, thanks to someone in this
newsgroup.


Lloyd





wrote in message
oups.com...
There's lots of great material for you to write
another book, all right here.

Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a
few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome
to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent
of the old wild West of many years ago!"

Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say
that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit-
erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch.
(smile)

Bill



WHAT?!?!?!?! Bob Crantz never did anything to anyone!