City Island Boat Yard Fire
 

Major fire destroys entire boat yard and yacht club.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wi...gion-apnewyork

I guess that means slips will cost more on City Island.

Lloyd

City Island Boat Yard Fire
 

Did the fire start on a Beneteau 35s5?

City Island Boat Yard Fire
 

It was started by a faulty DLP projector installation in the yacht house
during a viewing of the movie "Through Dead Eyes". Fortunately, the
sleeping camera operator was the only one in attendance and he escaped with
minor injuries. The fire quickly spread but would have been contained if
not for igniting the gas tank of a Subaru Tribeca. The ensuing fireball
enveloped surrounding boats in the yard. The communications equipment of the
fire department was jammed by defective hull moisture detector that was left
on by an unlicensed Marine Surveyor. One fireman suffered electrocution when
a portable defibrillator aboard a boat he was extinguishing was set off.
This one boat took several hours to extinguish due to the large amount of
XXXL nylon woman's undergarments and child pornography discovered aboard the
boat. Fireman commented that the flames would have been much worse if there
were actual sails aboard. Further down the line, a Pearson 28 exploded when
flames reached the Atomic 4 engine. When the nameplate of the Atomic 4
landed near the fire marshall, he picked it up and called in homeland
security. Boat yard fire fighting equipment was not stowed in its proper
place. Apparently, it had been used to create a mud wrestling pit for a low
grade titallation movie involving Russian women. The entire conflagration
was filmed by a crew from Skorpio Productions, who happened to be on site
filming a feature film for a high, but undislosed fee. A damage assessment
given by the unlicensed Marine Surveyor concluded, "The damage is estimated
to be worth about three times my coin collection but not quite as much as my
two Subarus and three rental apartments. The fire was quite tragic, but
Thomas squealed with surprise every time a fireball erupted."

Lloyd Bonafide

"Ringmaster" wrote in message
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Did the fire start on a Beneteau 35s5?

City Island Boat Yard Fire
 

It was started by a faulty DLP projector

It was probably that silly spinning color wheel motor. I'll never
understand why anyone would want a TV with a motor in it. Oh, maybe
they like the rainbow effects. He should have bought a Sony SRCD.

City Island Boat Yard Fire
 

It was started by a faulty...

Yep Lloyd... your response/post is definitely a literary
classic for those of us that have followed Rob's alleged
accomplishments.

I'm still laughing...

Thanks

Bill

City Island Boat Yard Fire
 

"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
...
It was started by a faulty DLP projector installation in the yacht house
during a viewing of the movie "Through Dead Eyes". Fortunately, the
sleeping camera operator was the only one in attendance and he escaped
with minor injuries. The fire quickly spread but would have been
contained if not for igniting the gas tank of a Subaru Tribeca. The
ensuing fireball enveloped surrounding boats in the yard. The
communications equipment of the fire department was jammed by defective
hull moisture detector that was left on by an unlicensed Marine Surveyor.
One fireman suffered electrocution when a portable defibrillator aboard a
boat he was extinguishing was set off. This one boat took several hours to
extinguish due to the large amount of XXXL nylon woman's undergarments and
child pornography discovered aboard the boat. Fireman commented that the
flames would have been much worse if there were actual sails aboard.
Further down the line, a Pearson 28 exploded when flames reached the
Atomic 4 engine. When the nameplate of the Atomic 4 landed near the fire
marshall, he picked it up and called in homeland security. Boat yard fire
fighting equipment was not stowed in its proper place. Apparently, it had
been used to create a mud wrestling pit for a low grade titallation movie
involving Russian women. The entire conflagration was filmed by a crew
from Skorpio Productions, who happened to be on site filming a feature
film for a high, but undislosed fee. A damage assessment given by the
unlicensed Marine Surveyor concluded, "The damage is estimated to be worth
about three times my coin collection but not quite as much as my two
Subarus and three rental apartments. The fire was quite tragic, but Thomas
squealed with surprise every time a fireball erupted."

Lloyd Bonafide

Now that's funny. LOL.

Max

City Island Boat Yard Fire
 

Lloyd,

Great Post (G)!

Nutsy is OK. So is his Boat.



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/Pneuma

City Island Boat Yard Fire
 

Lloyd,

Nutsy said it was just the YC. No boats were lost.



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/Pneuma

City Island Boat Yard Fire
 

Lloyd Bonafide wrote:

.......A damage assessment
given by the unlicensed Marine Surveyor concluded, "The damage is estimated
to be worth about three times my coin collection but not quite as much as my
two Subarus and three rental apartments.

Now that was funny.

DSK