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DSK March 10th 06 01:48 PM

Scotty's mistake
 
Huh-uh. In fact I'm proposing that those of you who've
been sales tax
exempt should have an additional 5% tacked on just to make

up for all the
sales tax you didn't pay before.



Scotty wrote:
What about churches and other non=profit groups?


C'mon, that whole 'seperation of church & state' thing is so
'90s. We're past that now.

Now there are two kinds of churches, those that will pay
taxes to the Feds and those that recieve "Office of
Faith-Based Initiative" grants.

DSK


Maxprop March 11th 06 03:40 AM

Scotty's mistake
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...
I love Chicago, but I'm prejudiced--I live an hour and
one-half from it.


Ever been on 'the loop; during rush hour?



Labor rates are too high, and American auto companies

haven't
quite got it figured out yet that people want

reasonably-priced,
economically-operated automobiles,



Is that why half the cars on the road are big SUVs?


And when gasoline prices start knocking on $3, everyone with them panics and
tries to trade for a Prius, but no one is interested in taking them.

Have you niticed the car ads touting the 'bigger is better'


Is that why Ford dropped the Excursion from their lineup?

Max




Maxprop March 11th 06 03:40 AM

Scotty's mistake
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Why do the States have income taxes, even though most have a
sales tax, Max?


They're just like Bill Clinton: Because they can.

Max



Scotty March 11th 06 05:20 PM

Scotty's mistake
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

nk.net...
I love Chicago, but I'm prejudiced--I live an hour

and
one-half from it.


Ever been on 'the loop; during rush hour?



Labor rates are too high, and American auto companies

haven't
quite got it figured out yet that people want

reasonably-priced,
economically-operated automobiles,



Is that why half the cars on the road are big SUVs?


And when gasoline prices start knocking on $3, everyone

with them panics and
tries to trade for a Prius, but no one is interested in

taking them.

Have you niticed the car ads touting the 'bigger is

better'

Is that why Ford dropped the Excursion from their lineup?



Yes, it wasn't BIG enough.

Scotty



Maxprop March 11th 06 11:31 PM

Scotty's mistake
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

nk.net...
I love Chicago, but I'm prejudiced--I live an hour

and
one-half from it.

Ever been on 'the loop; during rush hour?



Labor rates are too high, and American auto companies
haven't
quite got it figured out yet that people want
reasonably-priced,
economically-operated automobiles,


Is that why half the cars on the road are big SUVs?


And when gasoline prices start knocking on $3, everyone

with them panics and
tries to trade for a Prius, but no one is interested in

taking them.

Have you niticed the car ads touting the 'bigger is

better'

Is that why Ford dropped the Excursion from their lineup?



Yes, it wasn't BIG enough.


Whatever happened to that monstrosity that International was going to build?
It was built on their biggest panel truck chassis and looked like a small
semi-tractor with a pickup bed. My son-in-law and I watched nubile young
females crawl up into the cab of that thing at the Chicago Auto Show for
about ten minutes. What a babe magnet, despite being four times the size of
a Ford Excursion.

Max



Scotty March 12th 06 03:53 PM

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"Maxprop" wrote

Is that why Ford dropped the Excursion from their

lineup?


Yes, it wasn't BIG enough.


Whatever happened to that monstrosity that International

was going to build?
It was built on their biggest panel truck chassis and

looked like a small
semi-tractor with a pickup bed. My son-in-law and I

watched nubile young
females crawl up into the cab of that thing at the Chicago

Auto Show for
about ten minutes. What a babe magnet, despite being four

times the size of
a Ford Excursion.



yeah, big trucks are babe magnets all right.

When I was younger, whatever I drove was a babe magnet.

Scotty




Maxprop March 13th 06 05:05 AM

Scotty's mistake
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
"Maxprop" wrote

Is that why Ford dropped the Excursion from their

lineup?


Yes, it wasn't BIG enough.


Whatever happened to that monstrosity that International

was going to build?
It was built on their biggest panel truck chassis and

looked like a small
semi-tractor with a pickup bed. My son-in-law and I

watched nubile young
females crawl up into the cab of that thing at the Chicago

Auto Show for
about ten minutes. What a babe magnet, despite being four

times the size of
a Ford Excursion.



yeah, big trucks are babe magnets all right.

When I was younger, whatever I drove was a babe magnet.


But not you, eh? Sorry to hear that. g

Max



Martin Baxter March 13th 06 06:02 PM

Scotty's mistake
 
Maxprop wrote:


Therefor, wealth has been redistributed.


Once again I'll ask you to show me where in the Constitution any of that is
provided for. Income tax, a temporary measure at the time it was incepted,
is not a provision of that document,



Hmmm..... what about the 16th Amendment, is that not part of the
Constitution. Does your interpretation not include the amendments?

Cheers
Marty

Lady Pilot March 30th 06 05:32 AM

Scotty's mistake
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Maxprop" wrote:
Did you take your morning does of Xanax today, Bob?

With grapefruit juice!


Tsk, tsk, Bob. Read the label...


You caught that one. Good job.


I catch tons of you stuff, just don't have the time to reply anymore.

LP



Lady Pilot March 30th 06 05:38 AM

Scotty's mistake
 

"Maxprop" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Maxprop" wrote:
Did you take your morning does of Xanax today, Bob?

With grapefruit juice!

Tsk, tsk, Bob. Read the label...


You caught that one. Good job.


Obviously you and LP have used Xanax. For those of us who haven't, mind
filling us in?


Geez, Max! You are starting to sound like Jon Ganz with the accusations.

The reason I know about grapefruit juice and medications is because I've
been taking care of my Grandmother for the last 10 years. She is 89 and has
been in the hospital for a least a month or more each year for the last 4
years. This last December, the Arab doctor nearly killed her with
medications. At least one of her medications for her heart condition can't
be taken with grapefruit juice.

When Bob Crantz mentioned the grapefruit juice, I just assumed it was one of
the many meds you can't take with it. Now you are accusing me of being a
druggie. Maybe you should jump rope instead of jumping to conclusions?

LP




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