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In the USA? How many times were you shot at? Did the muggers take all your
cash? Any rednecks kick your ass? Any racists ASSUALT YOUR WIFE?


OzOne wrote in message ...

Well, my roaming of the world has ended.
Flew in from that sewer called Los Angeles this morning....now I've
just got to stay awake till this evening to kill any chance of the
dreaded jet lag.

Had a great time skiing some of the worlds great resorts and got in a
fair bit of sailing in San Diego and out of Long Beach....is that
winter you're having....?

Have some interesting tales and thousands of pics to show and tell,
but one of the best is the one about the repossessed Bavaria 38 with
less than 1000 sea miles and under 150 engine hours which I purchased
for well under $US 100k...



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

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"jlr" one wrote in message
et...
In the USA? How many times were you shot at? Did the muggers take all
your cash? Any rednecks kick your ass? Any racists ASSUALT YOUR WIFE?

Relax, JR. There is a general rule regarding those who love to rip on the
United States: they choose to visit here because of the substantial
quantity of resources and attractions we have to offer, and they
subsequently discover that this really is not an unsafe place to be,
provided you don't stupidly or deliberately put yourself in harm's way. To
the contrary they discover that their vacations come off without a hitch,
are enjoyable, and often exceed their expectations.

Of course they return home and resume their diatribe against the USA. Their
like-minded friends just love to hear how awful and dangerous this country
is.

Then there's Mooron, who's worried about retinal scans and such. I think he
must have something in his past that he doesn't want uncovered. g

Max

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"jlr" one wrote in message
et...
In the USA? How many times were you shot at? Did the muggers take all
your cash? Any rednecks kick your ass? Any racists ASSUALT YOUR WIFE?

Relax, JR. There is a general rule regarding those who love to rip on the
United States: they choose to visit here because of the substantial
quantity of resources and attractions we have to offer, and they
subsequently discover that this really is not an unsafe place to be,
provided you don't stupidly or deliberately put yourself in harm's way.
To the contrary they discover that their vacations come off without a
hitch, are enjoyable, and often exceed their expectations.

Of course they return home and resume their diatribe against the USA.
Their like-minded friends just love to hear how awful and dangerous this
country is.

Then there's Mooron, who's worried about retinal scans and such. I think
he must have something in his past that he doesn't want uncovered. g

Don't we all.

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"jlr" one wrote in message
et...
In the USA? How many times were you shot at? Did the muggers take all
your cash? Any rednecks kick your ass? Any racists ASSUALT YOUR WIFE?

Relax, JR. There is a general rule regarding those who love to rip on the
United States: they choose to visit here because of the substantial
quantity of resources and attractions we have to offer, and they
subsequently discover that this really is not an unsafe place to be,
provided you don't stupidly or deliberately put yourself in harm's way.
To the contrary they discover that their vacations come off without a
hitch, are enjoyable, and often exceed their expectations.

Of course they return home and resume their diatribe against the USA.
Their like-minded friends just love to hear how awful and dangerous this
country is.

Then there's Mooron, who's worried about retinal scans and such. I think
he must have something in his past that he doesn't want uncovered. g

Max


Throw some diagnostics in the retinal scan software and one could get a free
eye exam!

Just think of the health benefits that could be incorporated into a rectal
probe!

Amen!

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"jlr" one wrote in message
et...
In the USA? How many times were you shot at? Did the muggers take all
your cash? Any rednecks kick your ass? Any racists ASSUALT YOUR WIFE?

Relax, JR. There is a general rule regarding those who love to rip on
the
United States: they choose to visit here because of the substantial
quantity of resources and attractions we have to offer, and they
subsequently discover that this really is not an unsafe place to be,
provided you don't stupidly or deliberately put yourself in harm's way.
To the contrary they discover that their vacations come off without a
hitch, are enjoyable, and often exceed their expectations.

Of course they return home and resume their diatribe against the USA.
Their like-minded friends just love to hear how awful and dangerous this
country is.

Then there's Mooron, who's worried about retinal scans and such. I
think
he must have something in his past that he doesn't want uncovered. g

Max


Throw some diagnostics in the retinal scan software and one could get a
free
eye exam!

Just think of the health benefits that could be incorporated into a rectal
probe!

Amen!

Rectal probe?? Does each one have some unique feature then?

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"jlr" one wrote in message
. net...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"jlr" one wrote in message
et...
In the USA? How many times were you shot at? Did the muggers take all
your cash? Any rednecks kick your ass? Any racists ASSUALT YOUR WIFE?

Relax, JR. There is a general rule regarding those who love to rip on
the United States: they choose to visit here because of the substantial
quantity of resources and attractions we have to offer, and they
subsequently discover that this really is not an unsafe place to be,
provided you don't stupidly or deliberately put yourself in harm's way.
To the contrary they discover that their vacations come off without a
hitch, are enjoyable, and often exceed their expectations.

Of course they return home and resume their diatribe against the USA.
Their like-minded friends just love to hear how awful and dangerous this
country is.

Then there's Mooron, who's worried about retinal scans and such. I think
he must have something in his past that he doesn't want uncovered. g

Don't we all.

My past is an open book. (Of course I edited the book . . .)

Max

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"jlr" one wrote in message
et...
In the USA? How many times were you shot at? Did the muggers take all
your cash? Any rednecks kick your ass? Any racists ASSUALT YOUR WIFE?

Relax, JR. There is a general rule regarding those who love to rip on
the United States: they choose to visit here because of the substantial
quantity of resources and attractions we have to offer, and they
subsequently discover that this really is not an unsafe place to be,
provided you don't stupidly or deliberately put yourself in harm's way.
To the contrary they discover that their vacations come off without a
hitch, are enjoyable, and often exceed their expectations.

Of course they return home and resume their diatribe against the USA.
Their like-minded friends just love to hear how awful and dangerous this
country is.

Then there's Mooron, who's worried about retinal scans and such. I think
he must have something in his past that he doesn't want uncovered. g

Max


Throw some diagnostics in the retinal scan software and one could get a
free eye exam!

Just think of the health benefits that could be incorporated into a rectal
probe!

That would go over big in San Francisco.

Max

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:30:31 GMT, "jlr" one scribbled
thusly:

In the USA? How many times were you shot at? Did the muggers take all
your
cash? Any rednecks kick your ass? Any racists ASSUALT YOUR WIFE?



Nope. muggers didn't, that was left to the car renters and
restaurants.

You were financing our sports stadiums.

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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Then there's Mooron, who's worried about retinal scans and such. I think
he must have something in his past that he doesn't want uncovered. g

I'm currently at a deadlock with US Customs.... they won't let me in
without my acquiesence to further data profiling.... I won't consent until
they place me on the undesierable list after processing. That alone has them
scratching their heads in disbelief! Until then... If I can't make the list
I want...I want no part of the list I can.

Really though..... I have no reason whatsoever to visit the USA.

CM

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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Then there's Mooron, who's worried about retinal scans and such. I think
he must have something in his past that he doesn't want uncovered. g

I'm currently at a deadlock with US Customs.... they won't let me in
without my acquiesence to further data profiling....

Ah, so you do have something to hide, eh?

I won't consent until they place me on the undesierable list after
processing. That alone has them scratching their heads in disbelief!

Me too. Why would you want to be placed on the undesirable list?

Until then... If I can't make the list I want...I want no part of the list
I can.

I think you're more nuts than Bubbles.

Really though..... I have no reason whatsoever to visit the USA.

That's fine. Each to his own. But I can foresee any number of reasons why
you might find it either desirable or necessary to enter the US at a future
time. Do you really want to be on the list that permanently bars your
entry?

Like I said, I think you're nuts.

Max