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Capt. Rob February 12th 06 02:09 PM

Slow, slow, slow your boat....
 
Maybe Mooron ought to row that puppy if she ever hits the water
again...

http://www.nordicaboats.com/assets/i...in-sml-opt.jpg

State of water shows a reasonable breeze and the spinnaker is full, yet
the ponderous Nordica 30 is barely moving! There's barely a bow
wave!!!! She's doing 2-3 knots at best, where my boat would be close to
hull speed.
Why do people buy such turtles? Because they're afraid of those few
ultra windy days where it might actually be a serious challenge to
handle a fast boat like a 35s5, J35 or even a good cruiser like a Sabre
35.
Nordica slowica cheapica boatica!!!


RB
35s5
NY


Joe February 12th 06 03:01 PM

Slow, slow, slow your boat....
 

Mys Terry wrote:
On 12 Feb 2006 06:09:20 -0800, "Capt. Rob" wrote:

Maybe Mooron ought to row that puppy if she ever hits the water
again...

http://www.nordicaboats.com/assets/i...in-sml-opt.jpg

State of water shows a reasonable breeze and the spinnaker is full, yet
the ponderous Nordica 30 is barely moving! There's barely a bow
wave!!!! She's doing 2-3 knots at best, where my boat would be close to
hull speed.
Why do people buy such turtles? Because they're afraid of those few
ultra windy days where it might actually be a serious challenge to
handle a fast boat like a 35s5, J35 or even a good cruiser like a Sabre
35.
Nordica slowica cheapica boatica!!!


RB


That little disturbance in the water is a swimmer who is passing the boat doing
the side stroke.



Bwahahaha pretty funny Crantz/Neal.

Joe






35s5
NY


Mys Terry



Capt. Rob February 12th 06 03:27 PM

Slow, slow, slow your boat....
 
That little disturbance in the water is a swimmer who is passing the
boat doing
the side stroke.


I though it was from an empty bottle of beer rolling off the soft deck.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Scumbalino February 12th 06 07:44 PM

Slow, slow, slow your boat....
 
Capt. Rob wrote:

State of water shows a reasonable breeze and the spinnaker is full,
yet the ponderous Nordica 30 is barely moving! There's barely a bow
wave!!!! She's doing 2-3 knots at best, where my boat would be close
to hull speed.


Bull! Your spinnaker's only ever hoisted when the boat's tied to the dock.

Face it, you've got spinnaphobia - and everybody knows it!


--
Capt Scumbalino



Capt. Rob February 12th 06 07:59 PM

Slow, slow, slow your boat....
 
Bull! Your spinnaker's only ever hoisted when the boat's tied to the
dock.


Even if that were true it has no bearing on the simple and obvious fact
that Mooron's Nordica can't outrun a scared clam!

RB
35s5
NY


Frank Boettcher February 12th 06 08:10 PM

Slow, slow, slow your boat....
 
On 12 Feb 2006 06:09:20 -0800, "Capt. Rob" wrote:

Maybe Mooron ought to row that puppy if she ever hits the water
again...

http://www.nordicaboats.com/assets/i...in-sml-opt.jpg

State of water shows a reasonable breeze and the spinnaker is full, yet
the ponderous Nordica 30 is barely moving! There's barely a bow
wave!!!! She's doing 2-3 knots at best, where my boat would be close to
hull speed.
Why do people buy such turtles? Because they're afraid of those few
ultra windy days where it might actually be a serious challenge to
handle a fast boat like a 35s5, J35 or even a good cruiser like a Sabre
35.
Nordica slowica cheapica boatica!!!


RB
35s5
NY



What an idiot. The breeze is so light that it cannot even pull the
wrinkles out of the spinnaker.

Frank

Capt. Rob February 12th 06 09:36 PM

Slow, slow, slow your boat....
 
What an idiot. The breeze is so light that it cannot even pull the
wrinkles out of the spinnaker.


Nonsense. The water state shows wind and the drive is clear with the
cloud cover on the left side of the frame. There's enough pull to show
some wake, so it's not dead air, probably just a dull moment. The aint
moving because it's slow, slow, slow with a PHRF rating slower than a
Catalina 30 withOUT the tall mast option!
Get a grip, boy!


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron February 12th 06 10:42 PM

Slow, slow, slow your boat....
 

"Frank Boettcher" wrote in message

What an idiot. The breeze is so light that it cannot even pull the
wrinkles out of the spinnaker.


Correct of course and since it was the first launch of a new chute... new
equipment and Murphy's Law being in effect.... I wisely selected a light air
day and deployed an inflatable tender with crew to take photos. Some
adjustments were required but all in all a favourable situation resulted.

CM



Capt. Scumbalino February 12th 06 11:46 PM

Slow, slow, slow your boat....
 
Capt.Mooron wrote:

Correct of course and since it was the first launch of a new chute...
new equipment and Murphy's Law being in effect.... I wisely selected
a light air day and deployed an inflatable tender with crew to take
photos.


Unlike Boobsie, who waits until there's *no* air, hoists it while tied to
the dock, and produces one shaky photo, blurred due to him quivering in fear
of a possible rustle of the fabric should a passing seagull time its next
fart appropriately.

It's telling that the *only* picture that Capt "Photo Boy" Rob has *ever*
posted of his spinnaker is the aforementioned embarrassment. That he
recently bragged about this photo is even *more* telling!


--
Capt Scumbalino



Capt. Rob February 13th 06 12:02 AM

Slow, slow, slow your boat....
 
I wisely selected
a light air day and deployed an inflatable tender with crew to take
photos.



WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!! So let's get this straight? You were afraid to
photograph your boat sailing in more air because WHY???? You chose a
light air day WHY???

GOOD LORD!!!!

RB
35s5
NY



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