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Capt. Rob February 10th 06 03:24 PM

Seriously, Scotty
 
Why didn't you buy a nice boat? I'm not saying you had spend 50K + like
I did, but why didn't you buy a boat that is NOT the insider's joke of
production boats? Even a Hunter would have been preferable. Even
Beneteau had some crappy early boats you could have bought and they
would have sailed better. Even O'Day had better built boats than your
choice. Why not a Pearson 30 or C&C 29 or even a Bristol 27...boats
that are legends...?
Why did you buy something renowned to be so awful, from build quality
to sailing performance, that it sells in the 2-4K range, less than
1/3rd of a Catalina 30!? Didn't you care to own something nice for once
in your life.
I'd like to know the thought process that goes into buying such a boat.
Is it the same when you buy food, cars and electronics? Do you ever
treat yourself to something nice?
Maybe...just maybe...you should.


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty February 10th 06 03:53 PM

Seriously, Bob
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Why did you buy a nice boat?


Because I liked it.


I'd like to know the thought process that goes into buying such

a boat.

Search the ads. Make calls. See boat. Fall in love. Dig up cash
jar in back yard. Go sailing.


Is it the same when you buy food, cars and electronics?



Yes, I buy what I like, not what will impress others

Scotty



Capt. Rob February 10th 06 09:25 PM

Seriously, Bob
 
Why did you buy a nice boat?


Because I liked it.


Then why did you come here and ask for feedback in the boat. When the
feedback was negative you bought it anyway!

RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob February 10th 06 09:26 PM

Seriously, Bob
 
Is it the same when you buy food, cars and electronics?


Yes, I buy what I like, not what will impress others


So you set out to buy cheap low great stuff to be certain no one will
be impressed?
I see.

RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron February 10th 06 10:01 PM

Seriously, Bob
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

So you set out to buy cheap low great stuff to be certain no one will
be impressed?
I see.


Is that your rational behind that dated, butt ugly, 2nd rate, flimsy,
Mak-Tak lined, plastic dock condo you bought Bobsprit?

That is one seriously ugly boat. It looks like a Mac26X on steroids. How do
you even call those gear storage areas "Staterooms" without turning red
with embarrassment? Your "Stateroom" complete with "dropped ceiling"... next
to the engine room!! Hoo Haaaa.... too funny. The best part is you thought
that the plastic shelf liner was real teak!!! Ha Ha Ha!!! Those curved
ports are just way too comical. The head at the bow...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa.... just what you want!! I bet your extra
large head has an industrial sized TP roll.

Yup... Bobsprit bought a "Charter Boat" built for light tropical water
sailing to use for day sails in NYC! .... and he asks others why they bought
their boat???

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.....

CM



Capt. Rob February 10th 06 10:21 PM

Seriously, Bob
 
How do
you even call those gear storage areas "Staterooms" without turning
red


And you accuse ME of being asleep at the wheel, Mooron? Can you ever do
or say what we DON'T expect? Must you always ride on Scotty and Bob's
trolls? Afraid to take them on, are you? Actually, I've never seen you
take anyone on except Ganz.
I think...though I'm not sure....that your may be a pussy.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron February 10th 06 10:30 PM

Seriously, Bob
 
Whoa..... that _MUST_ be a Record!!!....... I don't believe that lure
sunk more than an inch before Bob struck it like a demented grouper!

Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah... Who Da Man... I Da Man!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

Heh Bob... I'll make it easy for you... every troll from now on will feature
a "" Brand!
That way you can probably stifle that urge to bite... at least for a few
minutes!

CM


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
How do
you even call those gear storage areas "Staterooms" without turning
red


And you accuse ME of being asleep at the wheel, Mooron? Can you ever do
or say what we DON'T expect? Must you always ride on Scotty and Bob's
trolls? Afraid to take them on, are you? Actually, I've never seen you
take anyone on except Ganz.
I think...though I'm not sure....that your may be a pussy.


RB
35s5
NY




Joe February 11th 06 12:06 AM

Seriously, Bob
 
bwahahahahahahahahaha,

Indeed your right Mooron about the gear storage area on the 35s5. Nice
area to clutter with junk, blocks and tackle, maybe some spare
sails.....but a horror chamber oven of a berth. Give's me a backache
just looking at it. Could you imagine if you threw a rod thru the
engine block.... ""?

Joe


Scotty February 11th 06 12:19 AM

Seriously, Bob
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:T28Hf.1558$Be4.1464@clgrps13...

" I bet your extra
large head has an industrial sized TP roll.



and it's motorized, just like his router bits.

SV



Scotty February 11th 06 12:24 AM

Seriously, Bob
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Why did you buy a nice boat?



Because I liked it.


Then why did you come here and ask for feedback in the boat.


feedback in the boat? I keep my electric guitar at home, you
fool.

SBV





Scotty February 11th 06 12:25 AM

Seriously, Bob
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Is it the same when you buy food, cars and electronics?



Yes, I buy what I like, not what will impress others


So you set out to buy cheap great stuff


Yes.





Ringmaster February 11th 06 12:28 AM

Seriously, Bob
 
I've seen Scott's boat. It's in great condition, he got it for a great
price and it looks like a sailboat when it's sailing unlike the Boob's
swim platform.

35s5 .... at the rear of PHRF 'C'


Capt. JG February 11th 06 03:21 AM

Seriously, Bob
 
You need to stay away from the speaker, unless that's what you're looking
for...

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Why did you buy a nice boat?



Because I liked it.


Then why did you come here and ask for feedback in the boat.


feedback in the boat? I keep my electric guitar at home, you
fool.

SBV







Capt.Mooron February 11th 06 08:48 AM

Seriously, Bob
 
Oh Gosh Joe.... I think we should give Bobsprit an Award!!!

Any Man willing to publically claim that aft "Locker" as a 'State Room" has
more balls than most!

Why.... the very fact he can make a daysail within a protected harbour seem
like an Epic Trans-Oceanic Passage is nothing short of Amazing!

The fact he's convinced that the 35s5 is anything more than a flimsy,
plastic, dockside condo.... Priceless!!!!

CM



"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
bwahahahahahahahahaha,

Indeed your right Mooron about the gear storage area on the 35s5. Nice
area to clutter with junk, blocks and tackle, maybe some spare
sails.....but a horror chamber oven of a berth. Give's me a backache
just looking at it. Could you imagine if you threw a rod thru the
engine block.... ""?

Joe




Scotty February 11th 06 01:58 PM

Seriously, Bob
 

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
You need to stay away from the speaker, unless that's what

you're looking
for...


Yes, when I'm in my Jimi Hendrex mode.

SBV




Capt. Rob February 11th 06 02:14 PM

Seriously, Bob
 
You do look like you are long dead. That explains the smell, as well.



The smell could also be from his wife's panty drawer. It's a lice and
cheese factory in there.

Bwahahahahahahahahhaa!


RB
35s5
NY


SUZY February 11th 06 03:35 PM

Seriously, Bob
 
The smell could also be from his wife's panty drawer. It's a lice and
cheese factory in there.

Bwahahahahahahahahhaa!


RB
35s5
NY




Ohhh Rob,

Stop wanting things you already have.
You had a cheesy taco just this morning.

SB
35s5
NY


Scotty February 17th 06 02:06 PM

Seriously, Bob
 


--
"Swab Rob" wrote ...
You do look like you are long dead. That explains the

smell, as well.


The smell could also be from his wife's panty drawer. It's

a lice and
cheese factory in there.


Oh, that's real nice Bob. Pick on a woman who's not even
here to defend herself. You are such a classless low-life
scum-bag, it's ridiculous.

SV




Capt.Mooron February 17th 06 05:41 PM

Seriously, Bob
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...


--
"Swab Rob" wrote ...
You do look like you are long dead. That explains the

smell, as well.


The smell could also be from his wife's panty drawer. It's

a lice and
cheese factory in there.


Oh, that's real nice Bob. Pick on a woman who's not even
here to defend herself. You are such a classless low-life
scum-bag, it's ridiculous.


See how he cries if you pick on his son!.....

CM



Capt.Mooron February 17th 06 06:08 PM

Seriously, Bob
 

"Mys Terry" wrote in message
Mooron doesn't have to worry about anyone picking on his son.


Another great reason to not have kids..... or a wife!

Of course many people don't feel complete without either a "life-mate" or
offspring.... but I ain't "most people". I'm happy being "Weapons &
Tactics Uncle" to over a dozen nieces & nephews. I supply them all with
their first weapons and teach them how to use them responsibly. I date a few
women who are as comfortable and secure in their single status as I am in
mine. Life is good Billy.... you should be happy for me... but as usual with
married people..."Misery Loves Company".... probably explains why all my
married friends are trying to get me hitched with lonely single women. Be
Happy Billy..... I am! :-)

CM



Capt.Mooron February 17th 06 07:44 PM

Seriously, Bob
 

"Mys Terry" wrote in message

You're so happy, I'm tempted to say you are positively GAY, Gayroon.


Well at least you're trying to be positive!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa....

CM



Scotty February 17th 06 08:43 PM

Seriously, Bob
 
''Gayroon''? that is so lame. it doesn't even fit.

SV

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:SIpJf.1162$Nr5.298@clgrps13...

"Mys Terry" wrote in message

You're so happy, I'm tempted to say you are positively

GAY, Gayroon.

Well at least you're trying to be positive!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa....

CM





Capt.Mooron February 18th 06 12:49 AM

Seriously, Bob
 

"Mys Terry" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 19:44:50 GMT, "Capt.Mooron"
wrote:


"Mys Terry" wrote in message

You're so happy, I'm tempted to say you are positively GAY, Gayroon.


Well at least you're trying to be positive!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa....

CM


You may even be HIV positive, Gayroon.


Now you're claiming I have sex all the time... Jeez.. make up your mind
Billy!

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa...

CM




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