Leaving now, Scotty Potty
 

I'm heading over to City Island now to get some work done. I'll be easy
to find, working on a customer's boat, which is actually parked right
next to my 35s5. Just make a right when you enter the parking lot and
I'll be right there. I'll be there until about 2:00, then I have to
dinghy over to the Douglast and bring a sailboat back.

See you shortly,


RB
35s5
NY

Leaving now, Scotty Potty
 

Well, it was bound to happen and one day it did
Scotty came home and it was just us kids
He had a can of squirty cheese and a bottle of wine
If he was lookin' to surprise us, he was doin' fine
I heard him yell at Bob up and down the hall
Then I heard a bottle break against the bedroom wall
That old diesel engine made an eerie sound
When Scotty fired it up and headed into town

Well, the picture in the paper showed the scene real well
Scotty's rig was buried in Robs floating motel
The habor master said he saw it all real clear
He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears

Robert was a bouncer
Lord, how he wined
Scotty was a good'n
But the angry kind
Scotty hated Rob
Rob loved himself
Rob's in the graveyard
Scotty's in the pen

Leaving now, Scotty Potty
 

Well, the picture in the paper showed the scene real well
Scotty's rig was buried in Robs floating motel


I was at the yard half the day and the cowardly Scotty never showed.


RB
35s5
NY