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Bob Crantz January 25th 06 06:36 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
The 35s5 interior was never, ever featured in the Museum of Modern Art!

He's a liar and can't prove otherwise!

He will burn in hell!

Amen!



Capt. Rob January 25th 06 09:40 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
The 35s5 interior was never, ever featured in the Museum of Modern Art!




What a putz Crantz is. I said it was in MOMA magazine, not the MUSEUM.
As Neal would say...you're a putz!


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz January 25th 06 10:52 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
The 35s5 interior was never, ever featured in the Museum of Modern Art!




What a putz Crantz is. I said it was in MOMA magazine, not the MUSEUM.
As Neal would say...you're a putz!

So the magazine was never inside the MOMA?

What year and issue?

Still, you lie!



SUZY January 25th 06 11:44 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
You tell him Baby!
Now let go of MOMA's skirt.... and go back outside and play nice.

SB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob January 26th 06 12:32 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
So the magazine was never inside the MOMA?

What year and issue?

I've been trying to find out. Some of the people on the Beneteau list
have seen it, but don't have it.

RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz January 26th 06 01:18 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
So the magazine was never inside the MOMA?

What year and issue?

I've been trying to find out. Some of the people on the Beneteau list
have seen it, but don't have it.


Ooooh!

A little hearsay now!

You have no proof!

KaBlam!

Amen!



Bob Crantz January 26th 06 01:53 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
It was in a book in their bookstore. MOMA doesn't have a magazine!

BUSTED!!!!!!!!

I bought a copy of John Water's script "Flamingos Forever" from the MOMA
bookstore. It's the sequel to "Pink Flamingos".

You can see what caliber of book housed the Beneteau picture!

Bwaahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Amen!



Capt. Rob January 26th 06 02:19 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
It was in a book in their bookstore. MOMA doesn't have a magazine!


Go back and ask about the quarterly sold there. The regular magazine
stopped printing a while ago.
What's your problem with John Waters?


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz January 26th 06 02:58 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
It was in a book in their bookstore. MOMA doesn't have a magazine!


Go back and ask about the quarterly sold there. The regular magazine
stopped printing a while ago.
What's your problem with John Waters?

I have no problem with John Waters. In fact, I think he is a demented
genius. I have all of his books, most of his movies, his Christmas Album
and the soundtrack to Pink Flamingos. I like his taste in music. I'm also a
big fan of Tiny Tim and Liberace.

I'll get the MOMA quarterly. If I get the right copy, I'll mail it to you.
You must promise to post pictures from it once a week for two months.

Amen!



Lady Pilot January 26th 06 03:40 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I bought a copy of John Water's script "Flamingos Forever" from the MOMA
bookstore. It's the sequel to "Pink Flamingos".


You are what you read. Such telling information!

Bwawhahahahahaa!

LP



Bob Crantz January 26th 06 03:46 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:2xXBf.78918$4l5.38847@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I bought a copy of John Water's script "Flamingos Forever" from the MOMA
bookstore. It's the sequel to "Pink Flamingos".


You are what you read. Such telling information!

Bwawhahahahahaa!

LP

Obviously such an informed statement as yours requires that you have read it
also!

Amen!



Lady Pilot January 26th 06 03:59 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I bought a copy of John Water's script "Flamingos Forever" from the MOMA
bookstore. It's the sequel to "Pink Flamingos".


You are what you read. Such telling information!

Bwawhahahahahaa!

LP

Obviously such an informed statement as yours requires that you have read
it also!


Nah, never heard of it. I googled this:
http://www.thundersmouth.com/new_cat...flamingos.html

I imagine you look like the guy in the picture!
Get a new character (sockpuppet). This one is grossing me out.

LP



Bob Crantz January 26th 06 02:31 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
Well then Google this:

Harris Glen Milstead

along with:

Pink Flamingos

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!

Did you know John Waters is gay?

I have John Waters movies in my DVD and Liberace in my stereo! They're both
gay!

My favorite actor is that Johnny guy on airplane!

"You can make a broach, you can make a hat, you can make a Pteradactyl!!!"

He's gay too!!!

AAaahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Do you find that repulsive?

The guy who used to cut my hair was flamingly gay!

I got the best haircuts from him!!!!

Worst yet, I have friends who either gay or lesbian!!!!!!

Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!

Aaahahahahahaaahahaahahahahaaaahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Amen!







NotPony January 26th 06 03:08 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
Water's is a fruit cake. He grew up in my
neighborhood in MD. In fact, his parents old
house was just up the street from mine. I have a
friend that grew up with his sister. For his
birthday, he would beg his parents to take him to
the junk yard where he could view wrecked cars and
fantasize about the accidents. Apparently, even
as a child he was creepy.
S.

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
: What's your problem with John Waters?
:
:
: RB
: 35s5
: NY
:


Capt. Rob January 26th 06 03:44 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
For his
birthday, he would beg his parents to take him to
the junk yard where he could view wrecked cars and
fantasize about the accidents. Apparently, even
as a child he was creepy.


I've met Waters on two occasions and he was a gentleman and clearly
well educated. Stories about him are everywhere, like Steve's whose
"friend who grew up with his sister." It's really a shame.
Waters has been very generous with both his artistic visions and the
wealth generated from it. I suppose that's not important compared to a
child's visions of car crashes. It's always amazing to me when someone
like Steve, who has done zilch with his life, thinks it's just fine and
dandy to call someone her doesn't know "creepy."
Not knowing Steve I think we can all rightly assume he's both creepy
and an asshole.


RB
35s5
NY


DSK January 26th 06 03:54 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
"Capt." Rob wrote:
..... It's always amazing to me when someone
like Steve, who has done zilch with his life, thinks it's just fine and
dandy to call someone her doesn't know "creepy."


Kind of like the way you think it's just fine & dandy to
insult other peoples family, when you don't know them?

Or like the way you insist that being an internet stalker &
pathological liar is "having a sense of humor."

DSK


Capt. Rob January 26th 06 04:19 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
Kind of like the way you think it's just fine & dandy to
insult other peoples family, when you don't know them?


Good, Doug. Then you agree that Steve is wrong. Thanks for the support.
Perhaps you should contact Steve directly and comment on his less than
wonderful behavior.

RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob January 26th 06 04:20 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
Or like the way you insist that being an internet stalker &
pathological liar is "having a sense of humor."


Internet stalker? Don't get goofy, Doug. Who's stalking you?


RB
35s5
NY


NotPony January 26th 06 04:21 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
I didn't say he wasn't a gentleman or well
educated, just that he is a fruit cake.
S.

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
: For his
: birthday, he would beg his parents to take him
to
: the junk yard where he could view wrecked cars
and
: fantasize about the accidents. Apparently, even
: as a child he was creepy.
:
:
: I've met Waters on two occasions and he was a
gentleman and clearly
: well educated. Stories about him are everywhere,
like Steve's whose
: "friend who grew up with his sister." It's
really a shame.
: Waters has been very generous with both his
artistic visions and the
: wealth generated from it. I suppose that's not
important compared to a
: child's visions of car crashes. It's always
amazing to me when someone
: like Steve, who has done zilch with his life,
thinks it's just fine and
: dandy to call someone her doesn't know "creepy."
: Not knowing Steve I think we can all rightly
assume he's both creepy
: and an asshole.
:
:
: RB
: 35s5
: NY
:


Scotty January 26th 06 04:56 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:_OXBf.78952$4l5.42821@dukeread05...

This one is grossing me out.



And that's saying a lot, knowing what she's done in the past.

S



DSK January 26th 06 05:02 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
Kind of like the way you think it's just fine & dandy to
insult other peoples family, when you don't know them?


"Capt" Rob wrote:
Good, Doug. Then you agree that Steve is wrong.


Not at all. But it's interesting to see that you acknowledge
your own ill behavior. That's the first step.



Perhaps you should contact Steve directly


Why, because you're afraid to?


DSK


Capt. Rob January 26th 06 05:05 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
Not at all. But it's interesting to see that you acknowledge
your own ill behavior. That's the first step.


Oh, so Steve's comments about people he doesn't know is just fine?
I see.

RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz January 26th 06 05:12 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
He's different. He's even written about going to the junk yard and
fantasizing about car wrecks.

Did you know he got his start with children's puppet shows?

Apparently he was quite popular.

The guy has great insight, tremendous knowledge of movie genre and extremely
sarcastic wit.

Go see Lady Divine's Calvalcade of Perversion in "Female Trouble". I'm sure
Lady Pilot has!

Amen!





"NotPony" wrote in message
news:NF6Cf.45447$Me5.43453@trnddc05...
I didn't say he wasn't a gentleman or well
educated, just that he is a fruit cake.
S.

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
: For his
: birthday, he would beg his parents to take him
to
: the junk yard where he could view wrecked cars
and
: fantasize about the accidents. Apparently, even
: as a child he was creepy.
:
:
: I've met Waters on two occasions and he was a
gentleman and clearly
: well educated. Stories about him are everywhere,
like Steve's whose
: "friend who grew up with his sister." It's
really a shame.
: Waters has been very generous with both his
artistic visions and the
: wealth generated from it. I suppose that's not
important compared to a
: child's visions of car crashes. It's always
amazing to me when someone
: like Steve, who has done zilch with his life,
thinks it's just fine and
: dandy to call someone her doesn't know "creepy."
: Not knowing Steve I think we can all rightly
assume he's both creepy
: and an asshole.
:
:
: RB
: 35s5
: NY
:




Capt. Rob January 26th 06 05:17 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
The guy has great insight, tremendous knowledge of movie genre and
extremely
sarcastic wit.


Wit and sarcasm flow above Doug and Steve's heads like terms like "fit
and finish" fly past Mooron unheeded.
But remember: Steve knew his sister's brother's daughter who cleaned
the home of the guy who worked on Waters' car. 387 degress of
seperation and "creepy" Steve has the nerve to comment on the guy...and
Doug thinks it's just fine.
Ahh well.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron January 26th 06 05:53 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
Wit and sarcasm flow above Doug and Steve's heads like terms like "fit
and finish" fly past Mooron unheeded.


Whereas "fit & finish" to Bobsprit means that the edges of the shelf liner
material on his boat line up real nice....

CM



katy January 26th 06 06:00 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

Wit and sarcasm flow above Doug and Steve's heads like terms like "fit
and finish" fly past Mooron unheeded.



Whereas "fit & finish" to Bobsprit means that the edges of the shelf liner
material on his boat line up real nice....

CM


I thought maybe I could make Chanteuse look like Bob's boat by
covering the French elm interior with shelf liner but all Walmart
had was "Coronado" and "Irwin" liner...they said that the Bendy line
has been discontinued...gee...guess I'll just have to put off that
project...

Bob Crantz January 26th 06 07:19 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
Just pull the needed shelf liners out from under the bum sleeping on them on
top of a sewer grate.

Amen!

"katy" wrote in message
...
Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

Wit and sarcasm flow above Doug and Steve's heads like terms like "fit
and finish" fly past Mooron unheeded.



Whereas "fit & finish" to Bobsprit means that the edges of the shelf
liner material on his boat line up real nice....

CM


I thought maybe I could make Chanteuse look like Bob's boat by covering
the French elm interior with shelf liner but all Walmart had was
"Coronado" and "Irwin" liner...they said that the Bendy line has been
discontinued...gee...guess I'll just have to put off that project...




SUZY January 26th 06 07:35 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
uuhhh Robbie, I was there to meet Waters too. He was creepy, we even
talked about how he made my skin crawl remember honey? His breath was
awlful, like rotten meant and stinky cheese. I know you remember.

SB
35s5
NY


Jonathan Ganz January 26th 06 07:52 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 
In article . net,
Bob Crantz wrote:
Just pull the needed shelf liners out from under the bum sleeping on them on
top of a sewer grate.


Pat Robertson??

--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Maxprop January 26th 06 11:12 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
ink.net...

I'm also a big fan of Tiny Tim and Liberace.


Boy, that explains a lot. g

Max



Lady Pilot January 30th 06 04:37 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

Go see Lady Divine's Calvalcade of Perversion in "Female Trouble". I'm
sure Lady Pilot has!


Nope. Never have...never will.

LP



Lady Pilot January 30th 06 04:44 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Well then Google this:

Harris Glen Milstead

along with:

Pink Flamingos

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!


Now it's all coming together...

From http://peoplemoz.com/people/Divine,I.html

Born, Harris Glen Milstead, at the end of WWII, Baltimore's most outrageous
resident eventually became the international icon of bad taste cinema, as
the always shocking and highly entertaining transvestite, Divine. Milstead
met maverick film director & good friend, 1John Waters, at high school in
Baltimore, and the two combined to star in and direct several ultra low
budget, taboo breaking cult films of the early 1970s. Their first efforts
included Roman Candles (1966), 1611Eat Your Makeup (1968) and 4683Mondo
Trasho (1969)....however their most infamous work together was the amazing
99Pink Flamingos (1972), which starred Divine as Babs Johnson, the filthiest
person alive living in a pink trailer with her egg-eating mother,
chicken-loving son and voyeuristic companion!
Divine also starred as career criminal Dawn Davenport in 2979Female Trouble
(1974), as bored housewife Francine Fishpaw in _Polyester_ , as outlaw gal
Rosie Velez with half a treasure map tattooed on her butt in 9523Lust in the
Dust (1985) and in Waters' loving (but still slightly bizarre) salute to
teen dance TV shows, (as 16962Rikki Lake's mother) in the superb 'Hairspray_
..
Milstead's health eventually succumbed to his obese frame, and he passed
away in his sleep from a heart attack in 1988

-------end cut & paste-------------

Did you know John Waters is gay?


I had no doubts whatsoever.

I have John Waters movies in my DVD and Liberace in my stereo! They're
both gay!


TMI

My favorite actor is that Johnny guy on airplane!

"You can make a broach, you can make a hat, you can make a Pteradactyl!!!"

He's gay too!!!

AAaahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Do you find that repulsive?


Yes, extremely repulsive!!!

The guy who used to cut my hair was flamingly gay!


The guy who groomed my Giant Schnauzer for many years was gay too.
What's your point?

I got the best haircuts from him!!!!

Worst yet, I have friends who either gay or lesbian!!!!!!


Not a problem. God tells us to love the person, hate the sin.
I really liked my dog groomer. Too bad he didn't heed my advice and he died
from AIDs at a very young age.

Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!

Aaahahahahahaaahahaahahahahaaaahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!


Nothing funny about it that I can see.

LP



Lady Pilot January 30th 06 04:45 AM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Scotty" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

This one is grossing me out.



And that's saying a lot, knowing what she's done in the past.


You don't have a clue what I've done in my past, Snotty.

LP



Bob Crantz January 30th 06 05:57 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:aRgDf.81678$4l5.45954@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Well then Google this:

Harris Glen Milstead

along with:

Pink Flamingos

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!


Now it's all coming together...


There's even more subtlety if you pay attention!



From http://peoplemoz.com/people/Divine,I.html

Born, Harris Glen Milstead, at the end of WWII, Baltimore's most
outrageous resident eventually became the international icon of bad taste
cinema, as the always shocking and highly entertaining transvestite,
Divine. Milstead met maverick film director & good friend, 1John Waters,
at high school in Baltimore, and the two combined to star in and direct
several ultra low budget, taboo breaking cult films of the early 1970s.
Their first efforts included Roman Candles (1966), 1611Eat Your Makeup
(1968) and 4683Mondo Trasho (1969)....however their most infamous work
together was the amazing 99Pink Flamingos (1972), which starred Divine as
Babs Johnson, the filthiest person alive living in a pink trailer with her
egg-eating mother, chicken-loving son and voyeuristic companion!
Divine also starred as career criminal Dawn Davenport in 2979Female
Trouble (1974), as bored housewife Francine Fishpaw in _Polyester_ , as
outlaw gal Rosie Velez with half a treasure map tattooed on her butt in
9523Lust in the Dust (1985) and in Waters' loving (but still slightly
bizarre) salute to teen dance TV shows, (as 16962Rikki Lake's mother) in
the superb 'Hairspray_ .
Milstead's health eventually succumbed to his obese frame, and he passed
away in his sleep from a heart attack in 1988

-------end cut & paste-------------

Did you know John Waters is gay?


I had no doubts whatsoever.

I have John Waters movies in my DVD and Liberace in my stereo! They're
both gay!


TMI


I also have every Liberace TV show!

I'm also a member of the Liberace Museum on Tropicana Blvd in Las Vegas!

A member at the candelabra level!

The CANDELABRA LEVEL!!!!!


My favorite actor is that Johnny guy on airplane!

"You can make a broach, you can make a hat, you can make a
Pteradactyl!!!"

He's gay too!!!

AAaahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!

Do you find that repulsive?


Yes, extremely repulsive!!!


What do you find repulsive? The hat or the broach?

Do you like to accessorize?



The guy who used to cut my hair was flamingly gay!


The guy who groomed my Giant Schnauzer for many years was gay too.
What's your point?



I am your Giant Schnauzer!

Woof! Woof! Woof!


I got the best haircuts from him!!!!

Worst yet, I have friends who either gay or lesbian!!!!!!


Not a problem. God tells us to love the person, hate the sin.
I really liked my dog groomer. Too bad he didn't heed my advice and he
died from AIDs at a very young age.


What was your advice?


Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!

Aaahahahahahaaahahaahahahahaaaahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!


Nothing funny about it that I can see.


Try looking for sarcasm then.



LP




Bob Crantz January 30th 06 05:58 PM

Capt Rob lies!!!
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:RRgDf.81679$4l5.25278@dukeread05...

"Scotty" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

This one is grossing me out.



And that's saying a lot, knowing what she's done in the past.


You don't have a clue what I've done in my past, Snotty.

LP

Tell us then. I'm certain there's entertainment value in it.

Maybe some will see you in a new light!

Think positive!

Amen!




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