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Capt. Rob January 20th 06 11:19 AM

Oh No, Mooron!!!!
 
From Catalinaowners.com forumS:

We had a Nordica 30 for four years before moving up to our Catalina
320. The best thing I can say about the Nordica was that it's cheap to
buy. Unless you look very hard there's virtually nothing resembling a
reputation for these double-enders. Later on we experienced many
problems with her including rotten support timbers in her hull and a
lot of work required on her interior. She sailed poorly by any modern
standard. We greatly regretted not buying a Pearson Vanguard as
originally planned.

Review of the Catalina 320 followed, but that's not at issue here!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How will Mooron defend his awful (yes AWFUL)
vessel when the boat above has the same problems and rotting interior
as shown on the Nordica 30 website...

http://www.nordicaboats.com/assets/i...r-B-Midway.jpg

That boat, among others, required all new supports and ended up with a
WHIOLE NEW interior. Littlle of the original interior could be saved.
Components that were restorable were deemed of poor quality and
replaced!!!!

Good god, Mooron. Go slink away!!!!

RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron January 20th 06 04:57 PM

Oh No, Mooron!!!!
 
OMG... it's worse than I thought... you're actually reduced to surfin' for
ammo!!!??? Bet that smarts Eh?
Look.. Bobsprit... I feel kinda guilty about the beating I delivered to you
yesterday. If your feelings are hurt... please don't take it personally. You
are one of the few I bother to engage here that offers me any challenge.

There are many redeeming factors in having a plastic, look-a-like boat with
a peel'n'stik interior like the 35s5.

It's way easier to keep clean when kids are aboard.
If you screw up , it will be hard to identify your vessel
It's basically disposable... like the Bic Lighter of sailboats
The swim platform looks way cool... despite it's lack of functionality
Those plastic curved ports are slick... even if you can't open them
You won't have to worry about ventilation with the AC.
You can use Velcro to mount things to the "honey-comb" bulkheads
The constant flexing of the hull dockside will add a new motion to lull you
to sleep
You can change decor with a simple visit to a hardware store for a different
shelf liner pattern.
You can dampen the echo of the head flushing with egg cartons.... or
whistling... or surround sound stereo.

See... I can be positive. Now run along and have some fun with Thomas. I
just got back from bringing a pair of Old English Bantams to my niece's
school for her presentation and I have a whole mess of yard work to do....

See Ya on Monday.... keep searchin' for more dirt on the Nordica Eh? It's
funny!

CM




"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
From Catalinaowners.com forumS:


We had a Nordica 30 for four years before moving up to our Catalina
320. The best thing I can say about the Nordica was that it's cheap to
buy. Unless you look very hard there's virtually nothing resembling a
reputation for these double-enders. Later on we experienced many
problems with her including rotten support timbers in her hull and a
lot of work required on her interior. She sailed poorly by any modern
standard. We greatly regretted not buying a Pearson Vanguard as
originally planned.

Review of the Catalina 320 followed, but that's not at issue here!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How will Mooron defend his awful (yes AWFUL)
vessel when the boat above has the same problems and rotting interior
as shown on the Nordica 30 website...

http://www.nordicaboats.com/assets/i...r-B-Midway.jpg

That boat, among others, required all new supports and ended up with a
WHIOLE NEW interior. Littlle of the original interior could be saved.
Components that were restorable were deemed of poor quality and
replaced!!!!

Good god, Mooron. Go slink away!!!!

RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob January 20th 06 05:00 PM

Oh No, Mooron!!!!
 
OMG... it's worse than I thought... you're actually reduced to surfin'
for
ammo


Nope...that's not good enough, Mooron. Everyone here surfs for ammo.
And you just got both barrels!

RB
35s5
NY



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