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Capt. Rob January 9th 06 11:23 AM

Funniest Thread!
 
And the award for last week goes to Doug (and others) who tried to
claim that THIS was attractiive and might even be "striking" with
makeup!!!!

http://forms.dukehealth.org/dukehealth/prod/prd.nsf/0/3B7714DCEA7B8B9E85256DFD006A93EB/$FILE/KingKathryn04.jpg

Yeah, okay. If you like men, that's fine. Other "women" who may
interest you are....

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/...hurch_lady.jpg

and....

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~peterv/bb/bbv2.jpg


RB
35s5...a boat that has pretty ladies aboard!
NY


Capt. Rob January 9th 06 11:35 AM

Funniest Thread!
 
....And then some homo suggested that girls like THIS aboard my boats
were LESS attractive!!!!! HOMOMYGOD!!!!

Soprano's makeup artist...still sailing with us this Spring!
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/nuriah.jpg

I guess you may not like these two if you're Doug or Maxi or DEAD!!!
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarasara2.jpg
Still sailing with us in August and Sept.

My wife, Suzanne.....
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...zannebeach.jpg
Sailing with me and Thom when she's not racing J24's this summer!

Lizz and Maggie...This "pair" sail all summer and Maggie (Right) owns a
Catalina 30...
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/lizmaggs3.jpg
Two members contacted me for a date with Liz!!!

Does it get better....?
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg

Sorry, Losers! Most of you sail ALONE or ONLY with MEN or with women
who look like MEN! It's been YEARS and no one has posted a pic of their
boat with anything remotely female on board, except me and Mooron!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg



RB
35s5...best boat will attract best ladies!
NY


J Beck January 9th 06 01:03 PM

Pics Rob found of women sailing
 


I found this one HOMYGOD!!!!
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/nuriah.jpg
And this
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarasara2.jpg
This was on a j24 website
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/lizmaggs3.jpg
Boy, I'd sure like to date this!!!
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg
Here's one more
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg


RB
35s5...best boat will attract best ladies on the web
NY



JR January 9th 06 03:34 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
Capt.Rob,
What a classless lout you are to post such a thing about
another man's love. It's easy to see that you inherited your
"wealth".
You are the poorest man here.
Regards,
JR

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
And the award for last week goes to Doug (and others) who tried to
claim that THIS was attractiive and might even be "striking" with
makeup!!!!

http://forms.dukehealth.org/dukehealth/prod/prd.nsf/0/3B7714DCEA7B8B9E85256DFD006A93EB/$FILE/KingKathryn04.jpg

Yeah, okay. If you like men, that's fine. Other "women" who may
interest you are....

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/...hurch_lady.jpg

and....

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~peterv/bb/bbv2.jpg


RB
35s5...a boat that has pretty ladies aboard!
NY




Capt. Rob January 9th 06 04:03 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
What a classless lout you are to post such a thing about
another man's love.


No sense of history, I suppose. Folks here have made nasty comments
about my wife before I hit them until they cried. Quite recently two
members here decided that my son was also a good target. But even I
won't retaliate by attacking kids.
Now go F**K your mother and pretend it's your father, you clueless fag
of a pussy-ant.


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty January 9th 06 04:34 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
What a classless lout you are to post such a thing about
another man's love.


No sense of history, I suppose. Folks here have made nasty

comments
about my wife before I hit them until they cried. Quite

recently two
members here decided that my son was also a good target. But

even I
won't retaliate by attacking kids.
Now go F**K your mother and pretend it's your father, you

clueless fag
of a pussy-ant.


RB
35s5
NY




Capt. JG January 9th 06 06:32 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
By far....

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"JR" wrote in message
...
Capt.Rob,
What a classless lout you are to post such a thing about
another man's love. It's easy to see that you inherited your
"wealth".
You are the poorest man here.
Regards,
JR

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My mailbox is protected by iHateSpam, the #1-rated spam buster."

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
And the award for last week goes to Doug (and others) who tried to
claim that THIS was attractiive and might even be "striking" with
makeup!!!!

http://forms.dukehealth.org/dukehealth/prod/prd.nsf/0/3B7714DCEA7B8B9E85256DFD006A93EB/$FILE/KingKathryn04.jpg

Yeah, okay. If you like men, that's fine. Other "women" who may
interest you are....

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/...hurch_lady.jpg

and....

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~peterv/bb/bbv2.jpg


RB
35s5...a boat that has pretty ladies aboard!
NY






Capt. Rob January 9th 06 09:24 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
By far....


Are you in agreeement, Jonathan, that "I'm the poorest man here?"
Do you agree that dirtbags like Jeff, Scotty and Donal should be able
to insult my son, then cry foul when I point out that there wives look
like a middle aged Art Carney?
They'll be no peace for them now.

RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron January 9th 06 09:40 PM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
Are you in agreeement, Jonathan, that "I'm the poorest man here?"
Do you agree that dirtbags like Jeff, Scotty and Donal should be able
to insult my son, then cry foul when I point out that there wives look
like a middle aged Art Carney?
They'll be no peace for them now.


That's Right Bobsprit...... take the high road and wallow in the self same
tactics you are crying foul about. It's always easier to sling mud when
you're down in the wallow with the pig.

Just admit you haven't the class, ability nor talent to succeed via the
clean sharp edge of the cutlass of prose.

CM



Capt. JG January 9th 06 09:54 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
No, of course not! But, you're sure making a case for it.

The point is that it doesn't make any difference, so why continually harp on
it. Do you think that if Bill Gates decided to brag about his wealth that
would make him a better person that you? It's just dreary and even though
there's some "sailing" content, it really is vacuous.

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www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
By far....


Are you in agreeement, Jonathan, that "I'm the poorest man here?"
Do you agree that dirtbags like Jeff, Scotty and Donal should be able
to insult my son, then cry foul when I point out that there wives look
like a middle aged Art Carney?
They'll be no peace for them now.

RB
35s5
NY





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