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Capt. Rob January 11th 06 02:43 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
Nobody likes me!


Oh...and Thom likes me, just wishes I'd match this persona to the one
off-group. But then what would be the point of the group?
Scotty, you've already proven that you're incapable of refraining from
hostility here. Then you peed all over the group when Joe posted your
address, which was already on the web, but NOT your address!
Good grief, man. Buy a backbown, take your nose out of Sloco's rear,
grow a pair and dry your tears.


RB
35s5
NY


Joe January 11th 06 02:47 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
We dont think.....we know your the same person, you can sail DE NILE
all you want... but everyone knows your the Commode Robert Broady.

Joe
Your Owner


Capt. Rob January 11th 06 02:50 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
We dont think.....we know your the same person, you can sail DE NILE
all you want... but everyone knows your the Commode Robert Broady.


"Joe" sails a C&C 27 and posted pics of it some time ago. He lives in
CT and is quite a bit older than me. I plan to meet him this summer and
will post pics. Meanwhile, most of us know his real name so on.
You might try a better spelling on my last name.


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty January 11th 06 03:00 PM

Funniest Thread!
 


--
"Swab Rob" wrote
Joe posted your
address, which was already on the web, but NOT your address!



Huh?



Joe January 11th 06 03:05 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
I do not want to see your mastrabation picks loser. You have been
busted Josie, you can scream De Nile all you want, the fact are facts
and you overused your puppet so much it became crystal clear you are
the commode. Get it thru your bone head numbnuts everyone here knows
your the commode.

Joe
Your Owner


Capt. Rob January 11th 06 03:30 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
Doug seems happy to me.


In your world I'd bet John Merik also had a fun life.


RB
35s5...the happy boat!
NY


Scotty January 11th 06 03:35 PM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Commode Joe" wrote

"Swab Rob" wrote
Have some perspective and learn to be happy, like
Scotty and Sloco,


Doug seems happy to me.

Scotty


A matter of perspective. I'm not happy compared to YOU.


Commode Joe




Capt.Mooron January 11th 06 05:10 PM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message
Snipped more blathering nonsense as usual


There's a difference... I have never requested you post my information
online. I just knew you would since that was the only option of retribution
you seem capable of.

I have never posted any personal info on anyone here nor would I since I can
easily handle any attack within the context of the written word.

I don't care who you are.... nor would I take the time to investigate that
option.

I deal with the personas here as they present themselves.... and it's
glaringly obvious that I am easily capable of rendering anyone to chum bait
in a New York Minute. You are so beneath my talent as to not even merit
contempt nor consideration.

Deal with it....
I'll slap you around this group at my leisure and you don't have the
intellectual acuity to do anything about it.

CM



Capt.Mooron January 11th 06 05:15 PM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

That may be true, Doug. I tend to have a mass-mentality about the
trolls here that includes you. But the truth is also that I didn't
expect my silly comments about your wife to bother you at all. I knew
they'd bother others.
And insult only carries weight when it's true, which is why Scotty,
Sloco and a few others here are perpetually upset with me. On the other
hand my comments about your trawler on right on target and everyone
knows it...even if they are kind enough to keep quiet.
My best to your pretty and accomplished wife. I hope Suzanne does as
well, though she has only just begun her medical career.


**** Off Bob.... you're acting like a dickweed! You make excuses for your
attacks and claim you were done wrong by others as if that was a legitimate
excuse.

Time to get back on track Buddy.... and start to make an attempt to define
the lines of acceptable behaviour. You were at one time a person who would
take people who crossed the line over the coals and hand them their asses on
a platter.... but you have forgotten that if you look into the eyes of the
enemy... you may soon become what you detest.

Look at what happened to Capt. Neal...... Nuff said!

CM



Capt.Mooron January 11th 06 05:53 PM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Commodore Joe Redcloud©" wrote in message

You actually challenged me to post your address. You were busy at the
time telling everyone that I couldn't find your address because your
last name was so common in Belgium. You seemed to have forgotten that
you were not in Belgium, but Halifax, Nova Scotia, where Aerts is not
common at all. It's not my fault that you are an idiot who can't keep
track of where you are.


You threatened me with that flaccid act of retribution... knowing you were
going to do it anyway, I merely tried to make it seem like a challenge for
you. Much the same way your nurse tries to get you to hold off pinching a
diarrectic load until you make it to the washroom.

You're a washed up old fart.... the only thing you have to offer is
bitterness, pettiness and hate... since it's a mirror of your everyday life.
You are nothing and have nothing.... you live in a state of hostility.

You are sounding more and more like Ganzy with every whiny post,
crybaby.


Sheesh... is that your best shot??? You'd best return to what you do
best... stalking Usenet posters. It's not like you have a life worth living.

You and Ganz have a lot in common...

CM



Scotty January 11th 06 06:16 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in

**** Off Bob.... you're acting like a dickweed! You make

excuses for your
attacks and claim you were done wrong by others as if that was

a legitimate
excuse.

Time to get back on track Buddy.... and start to make an

attempt to define
the lines of acceptable behaviour. You were at one time a

person who would
take people who crossed the line over the coals and hand them

their asses on
a platter.... but you have forgotten that if you look into the

eyes of the
enemy... you may soon become what you detest.


In one post Bob writes that this is a ''no holds barred'' forum,
then in another he whines like a little girl because someone
mentions that his fat little kid is ugly.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_



Scotty January 11th 06 06:18 PM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Commode Joe" wrote

You actually challenged me to post your address. You were busy

at the
time telling everyone that I couldn't find your address because

your
last name was so common in Belgium. You seemed to have

forgotten that
you were not in Belgium, but Halifax, Nova Scotia, where Aerts

is not
common at all. It's not my fault that you are an idiot who

can't keep
track of where you are.



What's your point scum bag, I knew Mooron's address years ago.
So?

SBV




Capt. JG January 11th 06 06:56 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
And, if I did in the heat of a flame war, I sincerely apologize. It's not
the right thing to do.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
What a classless lout you are to post such a thing about
another man's love.


Capt. Rob wrote:
No sense of history, I suppose. Folks here have made nasty comments
about my wife



I have never posted an insult to your wife or your family.

DSK




Capt.Mooron January 11th 06 09:40 PM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Commodore Joe Redcloud©" wrote in message

Yeah, sure you did, Gay Dwarf.


Oh!?? .... Wooooooooooooooooo.... I'm Crushed!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahaahhaahahhaaaaa......

CM





Capt.Mooron January 11th 06 09:45 PM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Capt. JG" wrote in message

And, if I did in the heat of a flame war, I sincerely apologize. It's not
the right thing to do.


Anger is a destructive thing Ganz... you really should seek professional
help.
You're a very angry person.....


....and very Gay!

CM



Capt. JG January 11th 06 10:29 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
Unlike you, I'm man enough to apologize when I've done something wrong.

You're right. Anger is very destructive. You should listen to your own
advice, since you seem incapable of doing little more than attempting to
insult people. Get a life.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:V%exf.82894$6K2.18772@edtnps90...

"Capt. JG" wrote in message

And, if I did in the heat of a flame war, I sincerely apologize. It's not
the right thing to do.


Anger is a destructive thing Ganz... you really should seek professional
help.
You're a very angry person.....


...and very Gay!

CM




Capt. Neal® January 18th 06 04:56 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
CM wrote: Time to get back on track Buddy.... and start to make an
attempt to define
the lines of acceptable behaviour. You were at one time a person who
would
take people who crossed the line over the coals and hand them their
asses on
a platter.... but you have forgotten that if you look into the eyes of
the
enemy... you may soon become what you detest.


Look at what happened to Capt. Neal...... Nuff said!


And, your sterling example of Gay Ganz stalking that got you banned
would be called. . . ????
Are you gonna sail this coming season or waste yet another year as a
construction worker?
Real men get paid for their brains not their muscles . . .


Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Capt.Mooron January 18th 06 06:02 PM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

And, your sterling example of Gay Ganz stalking that got you banned
would be called. . . ????


Oh Come on.... he could've filtered me anytime.... I never changed my name
to avoid filters... ever... I even took time to include a word or two and
suggestion that posts containing such words be blocked. Plus ... Ya gotta
admit it was funny as hell after Ganz lost it when President Bush got
elected then turned snapping like a rabid weasel at Old Thom, Kitty, Max and
others..... he started calling Horvath Gay for an eternity.... I figure it
was fair payback. He was so close to snapping... then he panicked and
reported me.

Are you gonna sail this coming season or waste yet another year as a
construction worker?


I'm launching this year. Last year I made a commitment for a project and....
being a man of my word ... held to my promise at great cost. I knew from the
schedule that I would have no time to provide the care a vessel requires in
the water... let alone let it become a bearded condo as Bobsprit does with
his dockside plastic & veneer condos. The best place for a vessel when not
in use is stored safely and secure.


Real men get paid for their brains not their muscles . . .


Yeah!... Shure!.... Civil Servents the world over are reknown for their
intellect.

CM





Capt. Rob January 18th 06 06:26 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
I'm launching this year. Last year I made a commitment for a project


And so??? Is your interior repaired then? Can we see?


RB
35s5
NY


Jonathan Ganz January 18th 06 06:57 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
In article Movzf.74885$m05.46327@clgrps12,
Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

And, your sterling example of Gay Ganz stalking that got you banned
would be called. . . ????


Oh Come on.... he could've filtered me anytime.... I never changed my name
to avoid filters... ever... I even took time to include a word or two and
suggestion that posts containing such words be blocked. Plus ... Ya gotta
admit it was funny as hell after Ganz lost it when President Bush got
elected then turned snapping like a rabid weasel at Old Thom, Kitty, Max and
others..... he started calling Horvath Gay for an eternity.... I figure it
was fair payback. He was so close to snapping... then he panicked and
reported me.


Poor Mooron. He's so bitter! So angry. He blames everyone for his
troubles except himself. He can't help but perpetuate the same old
lies, the same old hate spewing nonsense. Typical and pathetic.

You an Neal are quite similar you know. You both have anger management
problems, which will surely end your life prematurely. I'm very sorry
for you!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com



Capt.Mooron January 19th 06 11:17 AM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
Poor Mooron. He's so bitter! So angry. He blames everyone for his
troubles except himself. He can't help but perpetuate the same old
lies, the same old hate spewing nonsense. Typical and pathetic.

You an Neal are quite similar you know. You both have anger management
problems, which will surely end your life prematurely. I'm very sorry
for you!


Oddly enough you refuse to KF me and religiously read every post from
me.....

Logical conclusion is that you are enamoured of the beatings I deliver to
you... and that's just plain sick & twisted jonny boy. Face it... I own
you!

Bwahaahahahahahahahahaaaa

BTW - Everyone knows... You're GAY!

CM



Capt. Rob January 19th 06 02:03 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
BTW - Everyone knows... You're GAY!


Adjust your Gaydar, Mooron. You're picking up your own signal.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron January 19th 06 03:36 PM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
BTW - Everyone knows... You're GAY!


Adjust your Gaydar, Mooron. You're picking up your own signal.


Bobsprit .... even though you don't have radar or Gaydar... anyone can
tell the difference between a Lesbian Blip like mine emits and the marked
signature of a raving homosexual like Ganz displays. :-)

CM



Capt. JG January 19th 06 05:57 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
Now that's funny!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
BTW - Everyone knows... You're GAY!


Adjust your Gaydar, Mooron. You're picking up your own signal.


RB
35s5
NY




Capt. JG January 19th 06 05:58 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
Mooron just can't help himself. He's got to respond. But, this is normal for
a person as angry as he is. It's unhealthy, and Mooron needs to get help
soon!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:OlOzf.110410$km.58965@edtnps89...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
BTW - Everyone knows... You're GAY!


Adjust your Gaydar, Mooron. You're picking up your own signal.


Bobsprit .... even though you don't have radar or Gaydar... anyone can
tell the difference between a Lesbian Blip like mine emits and the marked
signature of a raving homosexual like Ganz displays. :-)

CM




Capt. Rob January 19th 06 06:05 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
Mooron just can't help himself. He's got to respond.


Yep, it's funny alright! The best is when he gets all flustered and
starts talking about fishing and catching me or whatever. Crantz is
only too happy to crawl up his butt!
He, like many others here, is frustrated that we found out that his
Nordica 30 may be shaped like a sea worthy boat, but it isn't built
like one! Best of all, his own words sank him! But that's how it always
is with Mooron.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. JG January 19th 06 07:20 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
You should go easy on him. He gets too angry. We all need to try and be
nice.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mooron just can't help himself. He's got to respond.


Yep, it's funny alright! The best is when he gets all flustered and
starts talking about fishing and catching me or whatever. Crantz is
only too happy to crawl up his butt!
He, like many others here, is frustrated that we found out that his
Nordica 30 may be shaped like a sea worthy boat, but it isn't built
like one! Best of all, his own words sank him! But that's how it always
is with Mooron.


RB
35s5
NY




Capt.Mooron January 19th 06 07:53 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
Careful there buddy.... nuzzling up to Ganz like that..... CJ will get
jealous! :-)

CM

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mooron just can't help himself. He's got to respond.


Yep, it's funny alright! The best is when he gets all flustered and
starts talking about fishing and catching me or whatever. Crantz is
only too happy to crawl up his butt!
He, like many others here, is frustrated that we found out that his
Nordica 30 may be shaped like a sea worthy boat, but it isn't built
like one! Best of all, his own words sank him! But that's how it always
is with Mooron.


RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob January 19th 06 08:01 PM

Pics Rob found of women sailing
 

J Beck wrote:
I found this one HOMYGOD!!!!


http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/lizmaggs3.jpg

Bwahahahahah

Good Lord, thats Margo telling Ellsie just how big it was.

You can tell Ellsie is happy and want's it.

RB
35s5
NY


Capt. JG January 19th 06 09:14 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
See what I mean... Mooron just can't give up his anger. Quite pathetic.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:C6Szf.80018$m05.65206@clgrps12...
Careful there buddy.... nuzzling up to Ganz like that..... CJ will get
jealous! :-)

CM

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mooron just can't help himself. He's got to respond.


Yep, it's funny alright! The best is when he gets all flustered and
starts talking about fishing and catching me or whatever. Crantz is
only too happy to crawl up his butt!
He, like many others here, is frustrated that we found out that his
Nordica 30 may be shaped like a sea worthy boat, but it isn't built
like one! Best of all, his own words sank him! But that's how it always
is with Mooron.


RB
35s5
NY






Capt.Mooron January 19th 06 10:28 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
See... you interrupted my rational discussion with Bob... just to inject
some gay banter!!

Your nothing but a Stalker Gaynzy.

What's the matter... "Jelious" that I'm paying more attention to Bob than
you??

Looks that way ......

BTW - Your Gay!!

Bwahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaaa

CM

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
See what I mean... Mooron just can't give up his anger. Quite pathetic.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:C6Szf.80018$m05.65206@clgrps12...
Careful there buddy.... nuzzling up to Ganz like that..... CJ will get
jealous! :-)

CM

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mooron just can't help himself. He's got to respond.


Yep, it's funny alright! The best is when he gets all flustered and
starts talking about fishing and catching me or whatever. Crantz is
only too happy to crawl up his butt!
He, like many others here, is frustrated that we found out that his
Nordica 30 may be shaped like a sea worthy boat, but it isn't built
like one! Best of all, his own words sank him! But that's how it always
is with Mooron.


RB
35s5
NY








Capt. JG January 19th 06 10:54 PM

Funniest Thread!
 
You really do have emotional problems don't you... so sorry for you! Really.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:BoUzf.93202$AP5.39279@edtnps84...
See... you interrupted my rational discussion with Bob... just to inject
some gay banter!!

Your nothing but a Stalker Gaynzy.

What's the matter... "Jelious" that I'm paying more attention to Bob than
you??

Looks that way ......

BTW - Your Gay!!

Bwahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaaa

CM

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
See what I mean... Mooron just can't give up his anger. Quite pathetic.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:C6Szf.80018$m05.65206@clgrps12...
Careful there buddy.... nuzzling up to Ganz like that..... CJ will get
jealous! :-)

CM

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mooron just can't help himself. He's got to respond.


Yep, it's funny alright! The best is when he gets all flustered and
starts talking about fishing and catching me or whatever. Crantz is
only too happy to crawl up his butt!
He, like many others here, is frustrated that we found out that his
Nordica 30 may be shaped like a sea worthy boat, but it isn't built
like one! Best of all, his own words sank him! But that's how it always
is with Mooron.


RB
35s5
NY










Lady Pilot January 21st 06 04:01 AM

Funniest Thread!
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote:

"Capt. Rob" wrote:
BTW - Everyone knows... You're GAY!


Adjust your Gaydar, Mooron. You're picking up your own signal.


Bobsprit .... even though you don't have radar or Gaydar... anyone can
tell the difference between a Lesbian Blip like mine emits and the marked
signature of a raving homosexual like Ganz displays. :-)


A "lesbian blip"??? Maybe I should be thankful, I suppose.

Thanks for clearing things up for me...

LP (living the straight life and loving it...)




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