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Capt. Rob January 6th 06 06:09 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
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Holy beJesus! Do all you people enjoy marrying women who look like
men???
That's a MAN, baby! Dana Carvey as the Church Lady?
Holy horror. No wonder Doug got a trawler....who'd wanna be becalmed
with THAT??!!! Full speed ahead....trade up to a hydrafoil!!!



RB
35s5
NY


Bluto January 7th 06 02:18 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
FOAD


Capt.Mooron January 7th 06 03:13 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
Bob... your wife ain't no looker ...... if she was she wouldn't have settled
for an overweight slob like you. Suzanne is a very plain looking woman and
has the body shape of a refrigerator.

CM

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
http://forms.dukehealth.org/dukehealth/prod/prd.nsf/0/3B7714DCEA7B8B9E85256DFD006A93EB/$FILE/KingKathryn04.jpg


Holy beJesus! Do all you people enjoy marrying women who look like
men???
That's a MAN, baby! Dana Carvey as the Church Lady?
Holy horror. No wonder Doug got a trawler....who'd wanna be becalmed
with THAT??!!! Full speed ahead....trade up to a hydrafoil!!!



RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob January 8th 06 09:43 AM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
Now, Mooron...let's be honest....Here's Suzanne at the beach last
Spring.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...zannebeach.jpg

Note her rather flat tummy...within a few months of having Thomas she
was down from 170 lbs to 150 and her stomach flat again. Today she
weighs 135 LBs and is in even better shape! I promise you she could
literally beat you up today. She trains with weights and is tough as
she is pretty!
I won't argue that I have no clue as to why a pretty lady like Suzanne
was willing to put up with me....but I'm always willing to show my
gratitude!
I may be able to crush a coconut with my hands...she can do it with her
thighs! And the best thing of all...she loves to sail. She'd never
stand for a trawler and next season she's starting to race on her own,
joining a boat at City Island Yacht Club.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob January 8th 06 10:19 AM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
Now, Mooron...let's be honest....Here's Suzanne at the beach last
Spring.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...zannebeach.jpg

Note her rather flat tummy...within a few months of having Thomas she
was down from 170 lbs to 150 and her stomach flat again. Today she
weighs 135 LBs and is in even better shape! I promise you she could
literally beat you up today. She trains with weights and is tough as
she is pretty!
I won't argue that I have no clue as to why a pretty lady like Suzanne
was willing to put up with me....but I'm always willing to show my
gratitude!
I may be able to crush a coconut with my hands...she can do it with her
thighs! And the best thing of all...she loves to sail. She'd never
stand for a trawler and next season she's starting to race on her own,
joining a boat at City Island Yacht Club.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob January 8th 06 11:04 AM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
Now, Mooron...let's be honest....Here's Suzanne at the beach last
Spring.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...zannebeach.jpg

Note her rather flat tummy...within a few months of having Thomas she
was down from 170 lbs to 150 and her stomach flat again. Today she
weighs 135 LBs and is in even better shape! I promise you she could
literally beat you up today. She trains with weights and is tough as
she is pretty!
I won't argue that I have no clue as to why a pretty lady like Suzanne
was willing to put up with me....but I'm always willing to show my
gratitude!
I may be able to crush a coconut with my hands...she can do it with her
thighs! And the best thing of all...she loves to sail. She'd never
stand for a trawler and next season she's starting to race on her own,
joining a boat at City Island Yacht Club.


RB
35s5
NY


jlrogers January 8th 06 12:45 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
Actually, I find her quite attractive. Certainly more appealing than the
glassy eyed, vapid, and vacant Ghost girsl.


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
http://forms.dukehealth.org/dukehealth/prod/prd.nsf/0/3B7714DCEA7B8B9E85256DFD006A93EB/$FILE/KingKathryn04.jpg


Holy beJesus! Do all you people enjoy marrying women who look like
men???
That's a MAN, baby! Dana Carvey as the Church Lady?
Holy horror. No wonder Doug got a trawler....who'd wanna be becalmed
with THAT??!!! Full speed ahead....trade up to a hydrafoil!!!



RB
35s5
NY





Maxprop January 8th 06 04:33 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 

"jlrogers" wrote in message
. net...
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
http://forms.dukehealth.org/dukehealth/prod/prd.nsf/0/3B7714DCEA7B8B9E85256DFD006A93EB/$FILE/KingKathryn04.jpg


Holy beJesus! Do all you people enjoy marrying women who look like
men???
That's a MAN, baby! Dana Carvey as the Church Lady?
Holy horror. No wonder Doug got a trawler....who'd wanna be becalmed
with THAT??!!! Full speed ahead....trade up to a hydrafoil!!!


Actually, I find her quite attractive. Certainly more appealing than the
glassy eyed, vapid, and vacant Ghost girsl.


Hers is the face I wish any my faculty members possessed during my years in
school. Mine occasionally resembled Shrek or Roseanne Barr, and had similar
dispositions. Katie appears amiable but intelligent, kind but competent.
She'd have been a breath of coastal fresh air in any of my classes.

Having seen the Ghost Girls, I'd say your derision is misplaced, Bubbles.
Um, they were girls, weren't they?

Max





[email protected] January 8th 06 05:36 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
She'd have been a breath of coastal fresh air...

heh heh... Yep I totally agree Max. That clean cut wholesome look...
with a set of brains as well. (smile)

My dad was an anesiologist so I am aware of the schooling that this
lady has had to go through.

I wonder if Doug has a picture of his lady when she did apply some
make up? She probably would be quite striking looking...

But as is... she makes a very nice presentation.

Bill


Capt. Rob January 8th 06 08:25 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
Now, Mooron...let's be honest....Here's Suzanne at the beach last
Spring.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...zannebeach.jpg

Note her rather flat tummy...within a few months of having Thomas she
was down from 170 lbs to 150 and her stomach flat again. Today she
weighs 135 LBs and is in even better shape! I promise you she could
literally beat you up today. She trains with weights and is tough as
she is pretty! Of course if you like twiggy types with no muscle or
hefers she might not be your cup of tea.
I won't argue that I have no clue as to why a pretty lady like Suzanne
was willing to put up with me....but I'm always willing to show my
gratitude!
I may be able to crush a coconut with my hands...she can do it with her
thighs! And the best thing of all...she loves to sail. She'd never
stand for a trawler and next season she's starting to race on her own,
joining a boat at City Island Yacht Club.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob January 9th 06 06:14 AM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
Now, Mooron...let's be honest....Here's Suzanne at the beach last
Spring.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...zannebeach.jpg

Note her rather flat tummy...within a few months of having Thomas she
was down from 170 lbs to 150 and her stomach flat again. Today she
weighs 135 LBs and is in even better shape! I promise you she could
literally beat you up today. She trains with weights and is tough as
she is pretty! Of course if you like twiggy types or hefers she might
not be your cup of tea.
I won't argue that I have no clue as to why a pretty lady like Suzanne
was willing to put up with me....but I'm always willing to show my
gratitude!
I may be able to crush a coconut with my hands...she can do it with her
thighs! And the best thing of all...she loves to sail. She'd never
stand for a trawler and next season she's starting to race on her own,
joining a boat at City Island Yacht Club.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron January 9th 06 03:54 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
Bob if she had a body worth looking at... she would be wearing swimwear to
display it. As it is she is wearing clothes to disguise her flaws.

There is no way she works out as often as you claim.

She's not that attractive..... but love they say is blind.

CM

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
Now, Mooron...let's be honest....Here's Suzanne at the beach last
Spring.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...zannebeach.jpg

Note her rather flat tummy...within a few months of having Thomas she
was down from 170 lbs to 150 and her stomach flat again. Today she
weighs 135 LBs and is in even better shape! I promise you she could
literally beat you up today. She trains with weights and is tough as
she is pretty!
I won't argue that I have no clue as to why a pretty lady like Suzanne
was willing to put up with me....but I'm always willing to show my
gratitude!
I may be able to crush a coconut with my hands...she can do it with her
thighs! And the best thing of all...she loves to sail. She'd never
stand for a trawler and next season she's starting to race on her own,
joining a boat at City Island Yacht Club.


RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob January 9th 06 03:59 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
Bob if she had a body worth looking at... she would be wearing swimwear
to
display it. As it is she is wearing clothes to disguise her flaws.


This is after a pregnancy, Mooron...not before. I'm be sure to post
pics of her 5 pack (1 can is missing!) come summer.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob January 9th 06 04:08 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
You'll have to excuse Moron, He's never quite been able to get anyone
pregnant. Same non-performing league as Neal.



That can't be. I'm sure Mooron has kids.


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty January 9th 06 04:31 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 

"Swab Rob" wrote

This is after a pregnancy, Mooron...not before.



excuses?


I'm be sure to post pics of her


ebonics?






Capt.Mooron January 9th 06 04:32 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

That can't be. I'm sure Mooron has kids.


None that I'd admit to......

CM



Scotty January 9th 06 05:17 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

That can't be. I'm sure Mooron has kids.


None that I'd admit to......



I appreciate that, Dad.

Scotty



Capt.Mooron January 9th 06 08:09 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

That can't be. I'm sure Mooron has kids.


None that I'd admit to......



I appreciate that, Dad.


To quote your ex-president..."I did not have sexual relations with that
woman"

CM



Joe January 9th 06 08:22 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
Cigar?

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/1382.jpg


Thom Stewart January 9th 06 09:04 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 
CM,

As they say; "No eye sight as bad as that damaged by bad imagination."
Nutsy has disconnected from reality in many ways!



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage


Capt.Mooron January 9th 06 09:31 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
CM,

As they say; "No eye sight as bad as that damaged by bad imagination."
Nutsy has disconnected from reality in many ways!


Even when imagined in a delusional state... absolute power corrupts
absolute.

The ability to engage someone within the confines of good taste and biting
commentary is beyond him.... Bobsprit can't even thread the perimeter since
he has not the refinement nor intellect to identify it. This is why he so
often skates clean off the edge.....

CM




Scotty January 9th 06 11:17 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:Eewwf.70168$m05.29144@clgrps12...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

That can't be. I'm sure Mooron has kids.

None that I'd admit to......



I appreciate that, Dad.


To quote your ex-president..."I did not have sexual relations

with that
woman"


Immaculate conception?






Capt.Mooron January 9th 06 11:29 PM

Sea Monster spotted!!!!
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:fqzwf.73504$AP5.30848@edtnps84...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:Eewwf.70168$m05.29144@clgrps12...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

That can't be. I'm sure Mooron has kids.

None that I'd admit to......


I appreciate that, Dad.


To quote your ex-president..."I did not have sexual relations

with that
woman"


Immaculate conception?


That would make you the Anti-Christ!!

Come to think of it.....

CM




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