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Capt.Mooron January 6th 06 12:17 AM

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"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message

Oh, dear, I've upset the Frenchy Dwarf who has never won so much as a
scratch
off lottery ticket in his whole listless life.


Hah..... I have a 2 foot shelf full of sailing Trophys. I doubt the club
will miss them since their case is full of trophys.


Meanwhile my "Canadian" boat was properly (and thankfully) built in the
USA.
They couldn't find good help in the vast wasteland to the North. If I need
snowshoes or an ice fishing sled, I'll call you.


Well you posted my telephone number to the group as well as my address ...
so I take it since you never called..... you don't like dogs and only see
ice when your male nurse puts a few cubes in your geritol.

CM



Capt. JG January 6th 06 12:48 AM

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Hey Mooron... he might call. He's clearly in love with you.

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message

Oh, dear, I've upset the Frenchy Dwarf who has never won so much as a
scratch
off lottery ticket in his whole listless life.


Hah..... I have a 2 foot shelf full of sailing Trophys. I doubt the club
will miss them since their case is full of trophys.


Meanwhile my "Canadian" boat was properly (and thankfully) built in the
USA.
They couldn't find good help in the vast wasteland to the North. If I
need
snowshoes or an ice fishing sled, I'll call you.


Well you posted my telephone number to the group as well as my address ...
so I take it since you never called..... you don't like dogs and only see
ice when your male nurse puts a few cubes in your geritol.

CM





Capt.Mooron January 6th 06 01:10 AM

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"Capt. JG" wrote in message

Hey Mooron... he might call. He's clearly in love with you.


No Jon... he's in Awe of Me! By hiding his identity and engaging his me
...... he experiences what life might be like had he any courage, honour or
value.

I occasionally take the time to slap him around as it seems to please him to
no end...... and everyone here knows what a nice Guy I am! :-)

I'm certain you can sympathize with Commode Joe... since you have so much in
common with him!

CM



DSK January 6th 06 01:34 AM

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Those French guys sure are clever!


Not Clever enough to win an America Cup Race!!!




Commodore Joe Redcloud wrote:
How many have the Canadians won? For that matter, how many have they entered?




One reason why people think you're Bobsprit is that you're
so dumb.

1881 Mischief, US (defender) Atalanta, Canada 4-1

1876 Madeline, US (defender) Countess of Dufferin, Canada 2-0

1983 Canada (challenger series)

1987 Canada II (challenger series)

Let's see if you can google up a few details, now that I've
given you a clue.

DSK


DSK January 6th 06 02:15 AM

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Commodore Joe Redcloud wrote:
I merely asked how many times they had won or even participated. Your answer
clearly shows that they are barely present at all.


Well, how many times have *you* sailed in the America's Cup,
much less won it... or even won a race at all?


... Glad I was able to make you run and look it up


Didn't need to look it up.

Some of us actually know things. Then there's people (using
the term loosely) like you.

DSK


DSK January 6th 06 02:27 AM

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Does this make you feel like a big man?

Commodore Joe Redcloud wrote:
Happy Crawling!
Doug & Kathie King
200 Blueridge Rd, Carrboro, NC 27510
e-mail:
(919) 967-1058


That's not my address.

Obviously you need to learn how to use the phone book a
little better.

DSK


Capt.Mooron January 6th 06 02:33 AM

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"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message

Yeah, people like me who know USEFUL things.


Look Commode.... the red button will get your nurse to bring the
medication.... remember?

....just push the button... a clean change of diapers and your pills will
almost make you feel human again.

Pity Commode Joe... he's hoping to relive times when he was almost a man and
dared to sail the roaring LIS...... Whoa! Is Commode Joe Bobsprit's
Dad?????

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaa......

CM





Capt. JG January 6th 06 05:12 AM

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Well, we're all in awe of you... I mean you so regularly freak out that you
rival Bush's shock and awe.

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message

Hey Mooron... he might call. He's clearly in love with you.


No Jon... he's in Awe of Me! By hiding his identity and engaging his me
..... he experiences what life might be like had he any courage, honour or
value.

I occasionally take the time to slap him around as it seems to please him
to no end...... and everyone here knows what a nice Guy I am! :-)

I'm certain you can sympathize with Commode Joe... since you have so much
in common with him!

CM




Capt. JG January 6th 06 05:13 AM

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Commode is not a people. He's what comes out of people somewhat regularly
(if all goes well, please excuse the pun).

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www.sailnow.com

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Commodore Joe Redcloud wrote:
I merely asked how many times they had won or even participated. Your
answer
clearly shows that they are barely present at all.


Well, how many times have *you* sailed in the America's Cup, much less won
it... or even won a race at all?


... Glad I was able to make you run and look it up


Didn't need to look it up.

Some of us actually know things. Then there's people (using the term
loosely) like you.

DSK




Bart Senior January 6th 06 06:08 AM

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He's like this whenever he comes down off of OxyContin.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message

Yeah, people like me who know USEFUL things.


Look Commode.... the red button will get your nurse to bring the
medication.... remember?

...just push the button... a clean change of diapers and your pills will
almost make you feel human again.

Pity Commode Joe... he's hoping to relive times when he was almost a man
and dared to sail the roaring LIS...... Whoa! Is Commode Joe
Bobsprit's Dad?????

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaa......

CM





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