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Capt. JG January 6th 06 05:02 AM

Where are all the Canooks?
 
Sounds like you have a lot of experience with English and gay people!

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message

No idea. Please tell us from your long experiece being gay and smoking
cigs.


Ganz... Donal is from England... they all talk that way..... you are from
California... you all act that way!

CM




Capt. JG January 6th 06 05:03 AM

Where are all the Canooks?
 
He would be unable to be like me and be gay and smoke. I'm not gay and I
don't smoke. However, he could be like you!

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

Don't you agree that it is much better to be gay than to smoke
ciggarettes?


What if you're like Ganz and are Gay & Smoke?????

I'll just light a Panthera and pour another 151 Proof Rum..... I'm going
online with the Warrior Princess for some gameplay on Guild Wars.

Heh Donal.... I took the dogs for a 1.5K run this morning. Then made the
family breakfast and did the morning chores before driving one of my
parents to the hospital for routine maintenance. .... then I put up a
section of fence and split some wood.

Do your shorts ride down when you have to sit up for Tea and Toast in bed
some mornings?

Heh... I'm so happy that you and Bobsprit have matching vessels! It took
you a while to convince him of the merits of affordable plastic! Just
think how sweet that must feel..... revenge is a dish best served cold and
Donal... Bopsprit buying a Benneteau .... pure Brilliance!!!!

CM






Donal January 6th 06 12:14 PM

Where are all the Canooks?
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message

He would be unable to be like me and be gay and smoke.


Finally showing some Pride in your sexual orientation and rights to smoke!

Looks Good on you Ganzy!

However, he could be like you!


No... he much too accustomed to tea & crumpets in bed for breakfast.....


Jealous,.... huh?

the change in rountine would destroy him...... plus I doubt he could act
macho enough to pass as a male hetrosexual on this side of the Atlantic.


If Bob, Jon and yourself are typical examples of male heterosexuals on that
side of the Atlantic, then I am absolutely willing to accept that you are
correct!

Not one of you is a proper husband who takes(financial and physical) care of
his wife and children.


Regards


Donal
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Capt.Mooron January 6th 06 05:25 PM

Where are all the Canooks?
 

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Sounds like you have a lot of experience with English and gay people!


Well Ganzy.... we're not Homophobic up here and so we allow both Brits and
Gays to marry.

CM



Capt.Mooron January 6th 06 05:30 PM

Where are all the Canooks?
 

"Capt. JG" wrote in message

He would be unable to be like me and be gay and smoke.


Finally showing some Pride in your sexual orientation and rights to smoke!

Looks Good on you Ganzy!

However, he could be like you!


No... he much too accustomed to tea & crumpets in bed for breakfast.....
the change in rountine would destroy him...... plus I doubt he could act
macho enough to pass as a male hetrosexual on this side of the Atlantic.

CM



Capt.Mooron January 7th 06 12:55 AM

Where are all the Canooks?
 
"Donal" wrote in message

Jealous,.... huh?

the change in rountine would destroy him...... plus I doubt he could act
macho enough to pass as a male hetrosexual on this side of the Atlantic.


If Bob, Jon and yourself are typical examples of male heterosexuals on
that
side of the Atlantic, then I am absolutely willing to accept that you are
correct!

Not one of you is a proper husband who takes(financial and physical) care
of
his wife and children.


Sheesh Donal.... I was expecting a bit better from you!

I went to the trouble of back-handing Ganzy with the same mackerel I was
slapping Commode Joe with and decided why waste a good opening for a Hat
Trick by throwing you into the mix..... and this is all I get from the lot
of you!!!???

I feel like I'm wasting my talent here.... I mean really!! The spineless,
witless replies my efforts resulted in from the three of you... indicates
you all need time to refine your skills.

I know Bobsprit has cornered the market on the blunt repetitive whacks with
a whiffle bat.... but he surgically picks on the easiest fish.

Ganzy can't seem to shift out of the IKYRBWAI gear...

Commode throws infantile hissy fits and prints people's addresses.....

.... but I hoped you had evolved beyond their limited range of juvenile
school yard retorts.

It must be all that easy living and having your family serve as wait staff
that has dulled your senses.

CM



Capt.Mooron January 7th 06 01:08 AM

Where are all the Canooks?
 

"Donal" wrote in message
Please don't rub it in. I'm going to upgrade as soon as I can!!!

What do you think of this?
http://www.maloyachts.se/Default.aspx?tabid=68



I like it...... nice deck layout, great ports, solid rigging and a good
sail plan. The winches seem substantial. The interior will make Bob's latest
acquisition look like a coffin by comparison.I have heard of the vessel
before but never took the time to visit the website.

Will you be taking the aft stateroom to facilitate your morning tea in
berth??

CM



Donal January 9th 06 12:44 AM

Where are all the Canooks?
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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It must be all that easy living and having your family serve as wait staff
that has dulled your senses.


Probably!

You must be really jealous????


Regards


Donal
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Donal January 9th 06 12:50 AM

Where are all the Canooks?
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message
Please don't rub it in. I'm going to upgrade as soon as I can!!!

What do you think of this?
http://www.maloyachts.se/Default.aspx?tabid=68



I like it...... nice deck layout, great ports, solid rigging and a good
sail plan. The winches seem substantial. The interior will make Bob's

latest
acquisition look like a coffin by comparison.I have heard of the vessel
before but never took the time to visit the website.

Will you be taking the aft stateroom to facilitate your morning tea in
berth??


I'm soooo tempted by this boat.

My only problem is that it is a bit slow! However, I recognise that there
is a compromise between seaworthiness and speed.

I'm getting older, and I'm beginning to appreciate the finer things in life.



Regards


Donal
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Capt. JG January 9th 06 01:12 AM

Where are all the Canooks?
 
Well, good for you!

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Sounds like you have a lot of experience with English and gay people!


Well Ganzy.... we're not Homophobic up here and so we allow both Brits and
Gays to marry.

CM





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