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You're not making much sense...

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message

He would be unable to be like me and be gay and smoke.

Finally showing some Pride in your sexual orientation and rights to smoke!

Looks Good on you Ganzy!

However, he could be like you!

No... he much too accustomed to tea & crumpets in bed for breakfast.....
the change in rountine would destroy him...... plus I doubt he could act
macho enough to pass as a male hetrosexual on this side of the Atlantic.

CM

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Sounds to me like the only thing Mooron is capable of backhanding is
himself.

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

Jealous,.... huh?

the change in rountine would destroy him...... plus I doubt he could act
macho enough to pass as a male hetrosexual on this side of the Atlantic.

If Bob, Jon and yourself are typical examples of male heterosexuals on
that
side of the Atlantic, then I am absolutely willing to accept that you are
correct!

Not one of you is a proper husband who takes(financial and physical) care
of
his wife and children.

Sheesh Donal.... I was expecting a bit better from you!

I went to the trouble of back-handing Ganzy with the same mackerel I was
slapping Commode Joe with and decided why waste a good opening for a Hat
Trick by throwing you into the mix..... and this is all I get from the
lot of you!!!???

I feel like I'm wasting my talent here.... I mean really!! The
spineless, witless replies my efforts resulted in from the three of you...
indicates you all need time to refine your skills.

I know Bobsprit has cornered the market on the blunt repetitive whacks
with a whiffle bat.... but he surgically picks on the easiest fish.

Ganzy can't seem to shift out of the IKYRBWAI gear...

Commode throws infantile hissy fits and prints people's addresses.....

... but I hoped you had evolved beyond their limited range of juvenile
school yard retorts.

It must be all that easy living and having your family serve as wait staff
that has dulled your senses.

CM

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"Donal" wrote in message

You must be really jealous????

Do you mean "jelious"????

Not really... I can hire people for that at half the cost you currently pay
for that privilege.

CM

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"Donal" wrote in message

I'm soooo tempted by this boat.

I'd say "Go For It"!!!! Do you really want to be known as the guy that
has the same brand of boat as Bobsprit??

My only problem is that it is a bit slow! However, I recognise that
there
is a compromise between seaworthiness and speed.

Have you actually sailed one yet to determine if the numbers on the board
match the real ouput numbers in reality??


I'm getting older, and I'm beginning to appreciate the finer things in
life.

Maybe that should read..... "beginning to be able to afford the finer
things in life"

CM

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Quit inhaling the "Rush" and wait until your head clears and your sphincter
tightens... re-read the post... all will become clear to you!

CM


"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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You're not making much sense...

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message

He would be unable to be like me and be gay and smoke.

Finally showing some Pride in your sexual orientation and rights to
smoke!

Looks Good on you Ganzy!

However, he could be like you!

No... he much too accustomed to tea & crumpets in bed for breakfast.....
the change in rountine would destroy him...... plus I doubt he could act
macho enough to pass as a male hetrosexual on this side of the Atlantic.

CM

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Sorry, but I don't listen to Rush. Perhaps Commode does.

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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Quit inhaling the "Rush" and wait until your head clears and your
sphincter tightens... re-read the post... all will become clear to you!

CM


"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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You're not making much sense...

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message

He would be unable to be like me and be gay and smoke.

Finally showing some Pride in your sexual orientation and rights to
smoke!

Looks Good on you Ganzy!

However, he could be like you!

No... he much too accustomed to tea & crumpets in bed for breakfast.....
the change in rountine would destroy him...... plus I doubt he could act
macho enough to pass as a male hetrosexual on this side of the Atlantic.

CM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

You must be really jealous????

Do you mean "jelious"????

Of course I did. I must get myself a spellchequer.


Not really... I can hire people for that at half the cost you currently
pay
for that privilege.


I agree that you could hire someone for a lot less than the cost of my wife.

I'm quite certain that you won't!!!

Meanwhile, I had a cup of tea in bed this morning .... and you didn't.

Moreover, you are boasting about the price of the cup of tea that you
*didn't* have (served to you in bed).

You are beginning to sound like Bob when he discusses long distance
sailing!!!



Regards

Donal
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

I'm soooo tempted by this boat.

I'd say "Go For It"!!!! Do you really want to be known as the guy that
has the same brand of boat as Bobsprit??

My only problem is that it is a bit slow! However, I recognise that
there
is a compromise between seaworthiness and speed.

Have you actually sailed one yet to determine if the numbers on the board
match the real ouput numbers in reality??

No, but I don't really need to. It is definitely *not* going to do 15 kts
downwind .. ever.




I'm getting older, and I'm beginning to appreciate the finer things in
life.

Maybe that should read..... "beginning to be able to afford the finer
things in life"


There is an element of truth in that. However, I really wouldn't have
considered the Malo 5 years ago. It is just too damn slow. Now, I am
beginning to appreciate things like a beer cooler between the armchairs in
the saloon. Electric winches are beginning to sound good, too. A
comfortable aft-cabin would be nice.

However, none of these things can compare with the thrill of a 9 3/4 hour
club record for the 84 mile trip to St Vaast.

During that trip, we lost all but one of our halyards .... we dropped the
spinaker into the water three times ... we hit 15.6 kts ...


.... I'd like to experience that feeling again .... so I'm not quite ready
to change just yet, even if I know that I am unlikely to encounter the same
mix of crew and weather again.


Regards


Donal
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CM

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Did ya have crumpets with your tea?

Joe

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"Donal" wrote in message
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"Joe" wrote in message
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Did ya have crumpets with your tea?

Don't be stupid!!!

Nobody eats crumpets in bed.

Of course not.... everybody but a lout from Texas knows that you eat
"Strumpets" in bed.

CM

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"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message
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On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 00:31:17 -0000, "Donal" wrote:


"Joe" wrote in message
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Did ya have crumpets with your tea?

Don't be stupid!!!


That's all he's got with which to work.

Which still provides him with one more oar in the water than you Commode!

CM

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"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message
You have really deteriorated in the past year, Gay.

A-w-w-w-w-h-h-h-h.... don't you love me anymore Commode?

Bwahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaaa......

CM

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"Donal" wrote in message

Meanwhile, I had a cup of tea in bed this morning .... and you didn't.

Moreover, you are boasting about the price of the cup of tea that you
*didn't* have (served to you in bed).

I could have had a cup of tea in bed.... but I would've had to spend the
night at her place and I'm not a "cuddling" type of person.

You are beginning to sound like Bob when he discusses long distance
sailing!!!

Wooooooooooooo.... Much Better Donal!

CM

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"Donal" wrote in message

No, but I don't really need to. It is definitely *not* going to do 15 kts
downwind .. ever.

I bet it would.... especially at that size.


There is an element of truth in that. However, I really wouldn't have
considered the Malo 5 years ago. It is just too damn slow. Now, I am
beginning to appreciate things like a beer cooler between the armchairs in
the saloon. Electric winches are beginning to sound good, too. A
comfortable aft-cabin would be nice.

Yeah... that and the room to fit those items in.


However, none of these things can compare with the thrill of a 9 3/4 hour
club record for the 84 mile trip to St Vaast.

So..... crew on race boats.


CM

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"Donal" wrote
During that trip, ...... we hit 15.6 kts ...

... I'd like to experience that feeling again ....

Well then c'mon over during hurricane season ... grin

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message
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"Joe" wrote in message
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Did ya have crumpets with your tea?

Don't be stupid!!!

Nobody eats crumpets in bed.

Of course not.... everybody but a lout from Texas knows that you eat
"Strumpets" in bed.

but NOT first thing in the morning!!

I need my cup of tea before I do anything.



Regards


Donal
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

No, but I don't really need to. It is definitely *not* going to do 15
kts
downwind .. ever.

I bet it would.... especially at that size.


There is an element of truth in that. However, I really wouldn't have
considered the Malo 5 years ago. It is just too damn slow. Now, I am
beginning to appreciate things like a beer cooler between the armchairs
in
the saloon. Electric winches are beginning to sound good, too. A
comfortable aft-cabin would be nice.

Yeah... that and the room to fit those items in.


However, none of these things can compare with the thrill of a 9 3/4
hour
club record for the 84 mile trip to St Vaast.

So..... crew on race boats.

Why? I already have a real race crew!!

I really don't understand why they sail with me ... but they are *really*
good.


One of my crew has crossed the Atlantic THREE times.

I don't understand why they sail with me ... they really like the boat!


Regards


Donal
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"Donal" wrote in message

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
Of course not.... everybody but a lout from Texas knows that you eat
"Strumpets" in bed.

but NOT first thing in the morning!!

I need my cup of tea before I do anything.

Sheesh... no wonder your wife is making tea at 0600hrs. Poor Girl.

CM

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Just think what would happen if he drank a mans drink...Coffee.

Joe