"Donal" wrote in message

A real man needs to find some release for his hormones....most of us
have a
wife.

But then you have to clean up after them and listen to them yak all the
time.


You don't have a wife, and it seems that you have also lost the use of
your
right hand.

My right arm got blown off on the beach at Anzio.


How do you cope with the pressures of life?

I burn frogs with a magnifying glass.