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Capt. Rob December 14th 05 09:03 PM

Suffering
 
My throat is really sore and I'm suffering, but not as much as you losers
because my boat is the fastest one here!

Just in case anyone has forgotten:

1. My boat is the fastest.
2. My boat is the nicest.
3. My boat costs more than any two of yours.
4. I can sell my boat for more than any three of yours.
5. In season I sail every day.
6. I sail with more beautiful women than anyone else here.
7. My boat's stereo cost more than your car!
8. I'm only 43 and live the life of Riley!
9. My coin collection is worth more than anyone's house.
10. Suzanne never wears panties!

Capt RB
35s5 no panties allowed!
NY




Vito December 15th 05 01:19 PM

Suffering
 
"Capt. Rob" wrote
My throat is .....
1. My boat is ...
5. In season I sail every day.......
10. Suzanne never wears panties!


Even if this were all true - and everybody here knows #10 is a lie - look
what it costs you. You have to live in one of the filthiest most
overcrowded places in the world (NY) and sail in its cesspool. Nobody
envies you.



Scotty December 16th 05 01:09 AM

Suffering
 
You *do* realize ,that isn't the real fatso (bobspit)?


"Vito" wrote in message
...
"Capt. Rob" wrote
My throat is .....
1. My boat is ...
5. In season I sail every day.......
10. Suzanne never wears panties!


Even if this were all true - and everybody here knows #10 is a

lie - look
what it costs you. You have to live in one of the filthiest

most
overcrowded places in the world (NY) and sail in its cesspool.

Nobody
envies you.






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