Boat or no boat: That is the question:
 

The following people MAY be lying and not own a boat of any kind.
Putting a pic up on the web is pretty easy afterall.

Joe is off the hook...as some time ago he e-mailed me nice color pics
of his boat.

Gary: Newcomer who is riding the rails, has mentioned having a boat of
some kind, but won't which and certainly has no pictures of it
available. I'd say he's either a sockpuppet or a heavy reader of
Cruising World who orders boat show tickets early to save the 2
dollars.

John Cairns: Claims to have a Catalina 28. Why would anyone lie about
that? I don't know.

Maxiprop: Claims to have a Sea Sprite 34 in great condition. Said he'd
send me a pic so I could post. Still waiting. Hmmmmm.

Bob Crantz: Almost certainly has no boat of any kind. But I know who he
is.

Sloco: Again, why would anyone lie about such a sad boat as a Depress
30? No pics in any case.

RB
35s5
NY

Boat or no boat: That is the question:
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

The following people MAY be lying and not own a boat of any kind.


Bob Crantz: Almost certainly has no boat of any kind. But I know who he
is.


RB
35s5
NY


How am I lying?


I said I have no boat.

If I am lying, then I do have a boat.

Therefore you are wrong!



If I am telling the truth,

Then I have no boat

And you are wrong about me lying!


Either way, you are wrong!!!!

Kablam!!! Kapow!!!!

Yet again!

Another easy slapdown!


Amen!

Boat or no boat: That is the question:
 

People pay to get into the boat show? The Mayor
of Annapolis gave me my tickets. I wouldn't pay
to get in.
S.


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
:
: Gary: Newcomer who is riding the rails, has
mentioned having a boat of
: some kind, but won't which and certainly has no
pictures of it
: available. I'd say he's either a sockpuppet or a
heavy reader of
: Cruising World who orders boat show tickets
early to save the 2
: dollars.
: RB
: 35s5
: NY
:

Boat or no boat: That is the question:
 

NotPony wrote:
People pay to get into the boat show? The Mayor
of Annapolis gave me my tickets. I wouldn't pay
to get in.
S.

Can he get me tickets to the Newport Boat Show?

Boat or no boat: That is the question:
 

Um, "she", and possibly, but unlikely. She took
my father to Newport for the finish of the
Annapolis-Newport Race. I'm sure she could get
tickets, but I doubt they would find their way to
you. Nothing personal.
S.

"Jeff" wrote in message
...
: NotPony wrote:
: People pay to get into the boat show? The
Mayor
: of Annapolis gave me my tickets. I wouldn't
pay
: to get in.
: S.
:
: Can he get me tickets to the Newport Boat Show?

Boat or no boat: That is the question:
 

I've siled on Maxprop's Sea Sprite and it was slipped next to Chanteuse
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

The following people MAY be lying and not own a boat of any kind.
Putting a pic up on the web is pretty easy afterall.

Joe is off the hook...as some time ago he e-mailed me nice color pics
of his boat.

Gary: Newcomer who is riding the rails, has mentioned having a boat of
some kind, but won't which and certainly has no pictures of it
available. I'd say he's either a sockpuppet or a heavy reader of
Cruising World who orders boat show tickets early to save the 2
dollars.

John Cairns: Claims to have a Catalina 28. Why would anyone lie about
that? I don't know.

Maxiprop: Claims to have a Sea Sprite 34 in great condition. Said he'd
send me a pic so I could post. Still waiting. Hmmmmm.

Bob Crantz: Almost certainly has no boat of any kind. But I know who he
is.

Sloco: Again, why would anyone lie about such a sad boat as a Depress
30? No pics in any case.

RB
35s5
NY

Boat or no boat: That is the question:
 

I don't think I've ever paid to get in a boat
show either. Swabbie, I'm sure pays full
price every time!

The thing about being a swab, is that if you do
your job well you get a better job. Swabbie
never learned that--he stuck in perpetual swabdom.

"NotPony" wrote
People pay to get into the boat show? The Mayor
of Annapolis gave me my tickets. I wouldn't pay
to get in.
S.


"Capt. Rob" wrote
:
: Gary: Newcomer who is riding the rails, has
mentioned having a boat of
: some kind, but won't which and certainly has no
pictures of it
: available. I'd say he's either a sockpuppet or a
heavy reader of
: Cruising World who orders boat show tickets
early to save the 2
: dollars.
: RB
: 35s5
: NY

Boat or no boat: That is the question:
 

Sherman, set the "Way-back" machine to Sept 15th!

"Jeff" wrote
NotPony wrote:
People pay to get into the boat show? The Mayor
of Annapolis gave me my tickets. I wouldn't pay
to get in.
S.

Can he get me tickets to the Newport Boat Show?

Boat or no boat: That is the question:
 

I don't think I've ever paid to get in a boat
show either. Swabbie, I'm sure pays full
price every time!

Not only did I get into the Norwalk show for free, we won an outboard,
or I should say that Suzanne did.

RB
35s5
NY

Boat or no boat: That is the question:
 

On 2 Dec 2005 08:02:10 -0800, "Capt. Rob" wrote:



Putting a pic up on the web is pretty easy afterall.

Ah yes, it certainly is.