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Capt. Rob November 17th 05 02:02 PM

Bam! Poor Bob Crantz!
 
Fully Crewed - Spinnaker 2 - Start Time 11:15:00
1st Casper Beneteau 35s5 65 Jonathan Vinden 129 58:25:25 62:14:19 1.0
2nd Lost Star Dufour 38 54327 Colin Dykstra 111 58:11:48 63:46:40 2.0
3rd Jester'B' CS 36 2290 Jack Dinsdale 117 60:28:53 65:39:09 3.0
4th California Girl Catalins 320 342 David Moores 129 64:34:18 68:47:18
4.0
5th Quickbeam C&C 35-2 74744 John Di Lallo 129 65:00:14 69:14:55 5.0
6th Wind Spirit C&C 35-2 282 Alex Giannelia 129 82:21:34 87:44:15 6.0
7th Full Moon Catalina 38 358 Brad Taylor 129 DNF 8.0


Uh oh!


BWahahahahahahaha!

RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz November 17th 05 02:29 PM

Bam! Poor Bob Crantz!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Fully Crewed - Spinnaker 2 - Start Time 11:15:00
1st Casper Beneteau 35s5 65 Jonathan Vinden 129 58:25:25 62:14:19 1.0
2nd Lost Star Dufour 38 54327 Colin Dykstra 111 58:11:48 63:46:40 2.0
3rd Jester'B' CS 36 2290 Jack Dinsdale 117 60:28:53 65:39:09 3.0
4th California Girl Catalins 320 342 David Moores 129 64:34:18 68:47:18
4.0
5th Quickbeam C&C 35-2 74744 John Di Lallo 129 65:00:14 69:14:55 5.0
6th Wind Spirit C&C 35-2 282 Alex Giannelia 129 82:21:34 87:44:15 6.0
7th Full Moon Catalina 38 358 Brad Taylor 129 DNF 8.0


Uh oh!


BWahahahahahahaha!

RB
35s5
NY


Oh the horror!

Lost one race and won by 0.8% (0.008) on averaged times.

35s5 PHRF = 129
Dufour 38 PHRF = 111


A fine example of handicap racing eliminates the boat factor and puts it all
on the crew.

So what's your point?

Amen!



Capt. Rob November 17th 05 02:42 PM

Bam! Poor Bob Crantz!
 
35s5 PHRF = 129
Dufour 38 PHRF = 111

A fine example of handicap racing eliminates the boat factor and puts
it all
on the crew.


Ohhhhhh....I see!!!
So please explain this: When we sailed the 35s5 in St. Petersburg we
were able to pass a Catalina 34, Pearson 39 and and quite a few other
nice boats....with JUST OUR MAIN UP!!! Everyone was on a reach most of
the time. I must be a GREAT sailor or the 35s5 is got some balls.
Also: When we sailed the 35s5 out of Oyster Bay winds were puffing
between 3, 4 and 8 knots. The 35s5 never faultered and touched 5 knots
at times! We passed everything except for a First 36.7 and a big C&C of
some type. Either I'm a great sailor or the 35s5 has some balls!
Maybe it's just that everyone else can't sail their boats in heavy or
light air. They have no feel for it.
Yeah...that's it!

Smell that? It's the Crantz fish cooking! Get the butter!!!!!

RB
35s5....better than Crantz boat because it's real
NY


Bob Crantz November 17th 05 02:54 PM

Bam! Poor Bob Crantz!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
35s5 PHRF = 129
Dufour 38 PHRF = 111

A fine example of handicap racing eliminates the boat factor and puts
it all
on the crew.


Ohhhhhh....I see!!!
So please explain this: When we sailed the 35s5 in St. Petersburg we
were able to pass a Catalina 34, Pearson 39 and and quite a few other
nice boats....with JUST OUR MAIN UP!!! Everyone was on a reach most of
the time. I must be a GREAT sailor or the 35s5 is got some balls.
Also: When we sailed the 35s5 out of Oyster Bay winds were puffing
between 3, 4 and 8 knots. The 35s5 never faultered and touched 5 knots
at times! We passed everything except for a First 36.7 and a big C&C of
some type. Either I'm a great sailor or the 35s5 has some balls!
Maybe it's just that everyone else can't sail their boats in heavy or
light air. They have no feel for it.
Yeah...that's it!

Smell that? It's the Crantz fish cooking! Get the butter!!!!!

RB
35s5....better than Crantz boat because it's real
NY


One case is a handicap race with everyone sailing with the same intent, the
other is anecdotal evidence of people leaving the parking lot.

In the former case an appropriate observation is that the handicap system
works. For the latter case your observation is probably almost correct:
"everyone else can't sail their boats in heavy or light air." It could also
be that they didn't intend to race you, did you ask them?

If you want to smell some fish cooking, stick around flounder boy. I'll
easily slap you back into your place, and I don't own a boat or even know
how to sail!

Amen!

Bob Crantz



Jeff November 17th 05 02:55 PM

Bam! Poor Bob Crantz!
 
Capt. Rob wrote:
35s5 PHRF = 129
Dufour 38 PHRF = 111

A fine example of handicap racing eliminates the boat factor and puts
it all
on the crew.


Ohhhhhh....I see!!!
So please explain this: When we sailed the 35s5 in St. Petersburg we
were able to pass a Catalina 34, Pearson 39 and and quite a few other
nice boats....with JUST OUR MAIN UP!!! Everyone was on a reach most of
the time. I must be a GREAT sailor or the 35s5 is got some balls.


More likely, you're just a liar. That's what you usually admit in the
end.


Also: When we sailed the 35s5 out of Oyster Bay winds were puffing
between 3, 4 and 8 knots. The 35s5 never faultered and touched 5 knots
at times! We passed everything except for a First 36.7 and a big C&C of
some type. Either I'm a great sailor or the 35s5 has some balls!


More likely, you're just a liar. That's what you usually admit in the
end.


Maybe it's just that everyone else can't sail their boats in heavy or
light air. They have no feel for it.
Yeah...that's it!


More likely, you're just a liar. That's what you usually admit in the
end.



Smell that? It's Crantz cooking boobfish! Get the butter!!!!!

RB
35s5....better than Crantz boat because it's surreal
NY


Capt. Rob November 17th 05 04:21 PM

Bam! Poor Bob Crantz!
 

"Commodore Joe Redcloud©" wrote in message
...

Unless you are claiming to have cooked him "Cajun Style" it's too
late. You burned him black. Someones gonna need a whole box of SOS
pads to clean up THAT mess.


Commodore Joe Redcloud©


He's just a big pile of ash in the fry pan!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!


RB
35s5 with the best cooking stove anywhere!
NY



Scotty November 17th 05 04:27 PM

Bam! Poor Bob Crantz!
 

"Swab Rob" wrote


RB
35s5 with the best cooking stove anywhere!
NY



Is it propane?

Scotty



Capt. Rob November 17th 05 04:38 PM

Bam! Poor Bob Crantz!
 
For the latter case your observation is probably almost correct:
"everyone else can't sail their boats in heavy or light air." It could
also
be that they didn't intend to race you, did you ask them?

I've sailed a Catalina 36 and 34. I don't need to race to know that
they are years slower than the 35s5 in light air. Of course you only
need to look at the SA/D and wetted surface along with ratings to have
a clue about that. The Catalina is a cruiser and makes no pretenses
about outrunning a 35s5 or J34c.

RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob November 17th 05 04:39 PM

Bam! Poor Bob Crantz!
 
More likely, you're just a liar. That's what you usually admit in the
end.


Right, jeff! The Catalina 36 is a faster boat in light air. You said
it!
You sure know boats...just like Sloco!

RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob November 17th 05 04:58 PM

Bam! Poor Bob Crantz!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message The Catalina is a cruiser
and makes no pretenses
about outrunning a 35s5 or J34c.

Of course, that doesn't prevent me from making pretenses about whipping
their butts!

RB
35s5 Beating old ladies in wheelchairs
NY




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