Dangerious Waters
 

Since Rob's logic says its more dangerious to sail close to the land,
then we must also assume that he is the bravest sailor on earth.

Why you ask?

Its a fact that more people drown in bathtubs then in the ocean, and
most of Robs sailing trips happen in the bathtub taking care of Lil
Thom. Therefore swabbie must be the bravest sailor on earth sailing in
such dangerious waters were so many other have drown.

Well done Swabbie! Your a brave man.

Joe