You don't get off that easy.

Tell us the whole story.

Also, have you been in France, near Paris, this last week?

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

Well the RCMP referred to me as Captain in the warrant!
I water-bombed a boat full of lawyers!
They filed a formal complaint
I placed my log as evidence.
The lawyers didn't have a log
The lawyers decided not to procede.
I have a file at "G" Division labelled "Overproof -Piracy"
It cites I am the Captain of the vessel.
I rest my case gentlmen! :-)

Capt. Mooron