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Capt. Rob October 26th 05 08:40 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
Thanks to Scotty Potty, I have learned that Loco's long succesful
career and life has led up to a fine retirement yacht....The Express
30.
I'm not quite 43 and my mid range choice for the next 5 years (a
Beneteau 35s5) is about 100 times nicer than his Depressasaur 30! It's
also (as of Nov 19th) paid for in full. It's all rather sad that Loco's
lame posturing has come to this. He's stuck aboard a tired, ugly dated
racer. We have a beautiful 35s5 that's faster, roomier and more
versatile and it's still just a stepping stone!
Loco is a true loser in life...even more so because it ends with a
Depressed 30! Is that retirement or punishment?

Robert B
Beneteau 35s5
NY


rgnmstr October 26th 05 09:12 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
Thanks to Scotty Potty, I have learned that Loco's long succesful
career and life has led up to a fine retirement yacht....The Express
30.

DUH .......... is this guy slow or what? How many times over the
course of the last year and a half have I posted that I took an early
retirement deal? And he's just now getting the message?
As far as a "retirement yacht" goes I never thought of it that way.
I'm satisfied with my "yacht" Don't need a bigger one for what I do.
Now you may be interested in the fact I'm looking into a Flying Tiger
10 meter to continue my daysailing and racing. If I want to do any
"cruising" I'll just head for the BVIs or someplace and charter. By
the way I'll be down there in January while your improving your
boatyard skills. In the meantime I'll be hanging out at my country
estate and not in some 5th floor walkup. As far as your new ride, if
it is in fact a true story, that Beneteau is nothing more than a
european Hunter. And that's a fact!


Capt. Rob October 26th 05 09:23 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
As far as a "retirement yacht" goes I never thought of it that way.

If you did you'd have to jump into a flaming pit!!!!


I'm satisfied with my "yacht"


Some people like to eat crap. Be happy!


I'm looking into a Flying Tiger
10 meter to continue my daysailing and racing.


Yeah? Weren't you also looking into a C&C 34R? Need to sell the one
good kidney!?


If I want to do any
"cruising" I'll just head for the BVIs or someplace and charter.


Yeah? When? When you win lotto???

As far as your new ride, if
it is in fact a true story, that Beneteau is nothing more than a
european Hunter. And that's a fact!

In case anyone thinks Loco knows boats...he just said that a First
series 35s5 is comparable to a HUNTER!!!

And that leaves us with one big BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


RB


rgnmstr October 26th 05 10:33 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
In case anyone thinks Loco knows boats...he just said that a First
series 35s5 is comparable to a HUNTER!!!

That's correct dude. They are sold as step up boats here while in
europe they are looked at as Hunters. It's sort of like BMWs great
marketing skills. They too are sold as step up cars here while in
europe they are as thick as Toyotas and they are used by police and
taxi companies.


rgnmstr October 26th 05 10:37 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
Yeah? When? When you win lotto??? ..

What a twit. Boob, when will you realize that everybody is not
resigned to a life in a 5th floor walkup like you. My investments are
my lotto. I've been to the BVIs every year for the past 10.


Scotty October 26th 05 10:41 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 

"rgnmstr" wrote in message
oups.com...
Thanks to Scotty Potty, I have learned that Loco's long

succesful
career and life has led up to a fine retirement yacht....The

Express
30.

DUH .......... is this guy slow or what?


Trying to get bob up to speed is like pushing a shopping cart in
the Indy 500.

SBV



Capt. Rob October 26th 05 10:55 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
That's correct dude. They are sold as step up boats here while in
europe they are looked at as Hunters.


So please tell us which Hunter has the speed and build quality of the
First 35s5, First 345 or 35s7 or even Donal's more recent model based
on your inspections of them. This should be interesting!
Hold on, folks! We're about to learn something!

(I'll get to BMW idiocy later. The guy bought a Lincoln. Nuff said.)


RB


Donal October 27th 05 12:28 AM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 

"rgnmstr" wrote in message
oups.com...
As far as your new ride, if
it is in fact a true story, that Beneteau is nothing more than a
european Hunter. And that's a fact!


That is not a fact at all. It is a stupid statement.

It is true that both Beneteau and Hunter boats are designed for the mass
market. However, there is one significant difference between the two
manufacturers.

Hunter boats are designed by the "marketing Dept." for first time buyers.
Beneteaus are designed by by sailors.

Real sailors will find it easy to spot the difference between the two
manufacturers.

Here are a few differences:-

1) A Hunter will have a cabin, where a Beneteau will have an enormous
locker.
2) A Hunter will have a fixed cooker, whereas a Beneteau will have a
gimballed cooker.
3) A Hunter will have a nice clean "ceiling", when a Beneteau will have
grab rails that run the full length of the saloon.
4) A Hunter will have an enormous galley, whereas a Beneteau will have a
galley *and* a chart table.

Regards


Donal
--





Capt. Rob October 27th 05 10:44 AM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
What a twit. Boob, when will you realize that everybody is not
resigned to a life in a 5th floor walkup like you. My investments are
my lotto. I've been to the BVIs every year for the past 10.


Wow! One of the cheapest trips around! Everyone's really impressed!
We're going to Trinidad (our friend is launching her boat there after a
3 year restoration) in July and then Greece for our honeymoon, but then
travel is always cheap for anyone who's done better than you! Do you
know that my 4th floor apartment (sorry, there's elevator and doorman)
is worth more than your whole net worth? We own it in Forest Hills, but
don't live there anymore. You might want to check property values
there...Charles Schumer, Hillary Clinton, Geraldine Ferraro all live
here. Who lives in your niegbhorhood? Uncle Buck???
You've done well, Loco. A crappy Lincoln and still-born Depress 30.
Well done, old man!


RB


Bob Crantz October 27th 05 05:39 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
Apartments of your type in your area go for $180,000 -220,000. I can post
the appraisers valuation from the NYC dept of Taxation if you like.

That's less than the median price of a home in the US.

That's almost 1/3 of the median price of a home in the NY metro area.

Face it, you own the least expensive housing in the NY area. The next step
down is a cardbox box under the supports of the Tri-Boro Bridge.

On top of that, you think living aboard a 50K$ smallish sailboat in a
crowded New York City marina is "lifestyle".

I think you are an ideal candidate for "Extreme Makevoer".

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
What a twit. Boob, when will you realize that everybody is not
resigned to a life in a 5th floor walkup like you. My investments are
my lotto. I've been to the BVIs every year for the past 10.


Wow! One of the cheapest trips around! Everyone's really impressed!
We're going to Trinidad (our friend is launching her boat there after a
3 year restoration) in July and then Greece for our honeymoon, but then
travel is always cheap for anyone who's done better than you! Do you
know that my 4th floor apartment (sorry, there's elevator and doorman)
is worth more than your whole net worth? We own it in Forest Hills, but
don't live there anymore. You might want to check property values
there...Charles Schumer, Hillary Clinton, Geraldine Ferraro all live
here. Who lives in your niegbhorhood? Uncle Buck???
You've done well, Loco. A crappy Lincoln and still-born Depress 30.
Well done, old man!


RB




Capt. Rob October 27th 05 05:56 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
Apartments of your type in your area go for $180,000 -220,000. I can
post
the appraisers valuation from the NYC dept of Taxation if you like.


We own a 3 bedroom apartment in Kew Gardens. Current selling prices are
over 300K and 2 were just sold. You can get apartments for around 200K,
but not in our building so close to Forest Park. Saying you can get a
real estate in a given area for a median price shows total ignorance
about the market. The average cost of a home in PA where my father
lives is almost half the value of his specific property. We own the
apartment outright as well as a 3 bedroom home in Brooklyn that I
inherited. Currently we live rent free in my wife's apartment, which
she bought 9 years ago. We're also about to own our 35s5 outright and
we own our 37K new Subaru SUV, WRX outright. As soon as Suzanne has two
years in at her critical care unit, we'll be buying a 3rd home,
probably in Mahopac. Not too shabby for someone working from home and
just 42 years old. If this sort of stuff matters to you I have younger
friends who are truly wealthy, but they work harder than I do.
And yes..we have a nice boat and an even nicer one planned after we
move!

Cheers!


RB


rgnmstr October 27th 05 06:47 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
We own a 3 bedroom apartment in Kew Gardens. Current selling prices
are over 300K and 2 were just sold. .

LOL........... That's not worth more than anybody's net worth unless
they are homeless. Small condos in my area go for $500k+, townhouses
even more. Single family homes are selling for $800k+. I'd hate to
make you feel bad by posting my country estates value.


Capt. Rob October 27th 05 06:58 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
I'd hate to
make you feel bad by posting my country estates value.


Yes, loco, that's very impressive. I'm sure we're all impressed. But
I'm only 42 and my net worth is considerable. My home in Brooklyn is
worth about 850K as of two years ago, perhaps even more now. Add that
to the apartment. Since your retired I hope you're comfortable.

RB


Capt. Rob October 27th 05 07:02 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
Face it, you own the least expensive housing in the NY area.


Not at all since we own two other properties including the house in
Brooklyn. Face it, we've started where most of you gave finished. And
it'll only get better from here. I'm the ONLY person in this group who
is likely to own a Swan or a Baltic and actually sail it offshore. The
rest of you are phonies who will be posting here until well after your
last crappy boats are sold or dying in some forgotten yard.

RB
Beneteau 35s5
NY


rgnmstr October 27th 05 10:59 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
I'm the ONLY person in this group who
is likely to own a Swan or a Baltic and actually sail it offshore. The
rest of you are phonies who will be posting here until well after your
last crappy boats are sold or dying in some forgotten yard.

You didn't even know what a Baltic was until I mentioned it a couple of
years ago. As I've stated before you keep trying to be me. As far as
other's boats being ready for the chainsaw when they get old ..........
well that would be perfect timing wouldn't it?


Scotty October 28th 05 12:41 AM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 

OzOne wrote in message
...

"Swab Rob" wrote


I'm only 42o lbs. and my girth is considerable. My home in

Brooklyn is
worth about 50K as of two years ago, perhaps even more now.


RB


Jeez, the property market in the US must be depressed.



Only around boob****, when he moves into an area real estate
prices drop faster than you can say ''there goes the
neighborhood''.

Scotty



rgnmstr October 28th 05 12:53 AM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
Only around boob****, when he moves into an area real estate prices
drop faster than you can say ''there goes the
neighborhood''.

The Boobs $300K apt in N.Y. would be HUD housing anyplace that's worth
living.


Capt. Rob October 28th 05 12:10 PM

Loco's Retirement!!!
 
You didn't even know what a Baltic was until I mentioned it a couple of

years ago.

Now that is funny! I've had my copy of The World's Best Sailboats
longer than I've been whipping you into a lather here!

Robert B
First 35s5
NY



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