ASA Annual IAACS Awards
 

For screwing up ASA in the worst possible manner in the history of the
newsgroup, the following "I Am A Complete ****" Awards are given:

First Place: Lady Pilot, for crossposting to the fringe groups that alerted
the pussy army to our otherwise screwed-up newsgroup. In one ill-conceived
move, she has resulted in ASA being bombarded by those who think they defend
free speech, but are nothing short of hypocritical pussies, far more
nefarious than any NetKKKop could ever hope to be. LP truly is deserving of
this award, and hopefully will tape it to her bathroom mirror in order to
remind her of just what a complete **** she is every morning before she goes
off to do whatever she claims she does.

Second Place: Capt. Neal, for supporting LP, and for alias-posting. Of
course we know he's little more than a sock puppet for some
phallicly-challenged would-be sailor, but he's heretofore presented good
trolls and vitriolic posts condemning liberalism and women. While very few
agreed with him, most found him amusing and worth a response. For his
support of the infamous LP and for alias-posting, however, he is deserving
of this award, if only at the penultimate level, in order to demonstrate
that most of us consider him a genuine complete ****.

Third Place: in order to highlight the importance of the two more notorious
awards, a third place will not given this year.

Bull Halsey

"Admiral Halsey" wrote in message link.net...
For screwing up ASA in the worst possible manner in the history of the
newsgroup, the following "I Am A Complete ****" Awards are given:

First Place: Lady Pilot, for crossposting to the fringe groups that alerted
the pussy army to our otherwise screwed-up newsgroup. In one ill-conceived
move, she has resulted in ASA being bombarded by those who think they defend
free speech, but are nothing short of hypocritical pussies, far more
nefarious than any NetKKKop could ever hope to be. LP truly is deserving of
this award, and hopefully will tape it to her bathroom mirror in order to
remind her of just what a complete **** she is every morning before she goes
off to do whatever she claims she does.

Second Place: Capt. Neal, for supporting LP, and for alias-posting. Of
course we know he's little more than a sock puppet for some
phallicly-challenged would-be sailor, but he's heretofore presented good
trolls and vitriolic posts condemning liberalism and women. While very few
agreed with him, most found him amusing and worth a response. For his
support of the infamous LP and for alias-posting, however, he is deserving
of this award, if only at the penultimate level, in order to demonstrate
that most of us consider him a genuine complete ****.

Third Place: in order to highlight the importance of the two more notorious
awards, a third place will not given this year.

Bull Halsey

AKA Maxprop. Once an asshole always an asshole!

Neal, the Usenet Nazi wrote: "AKA Maxprop. Nachdem ein Arschloch immer ein
Arschloch! "

Thinking of Ganzy again, are we?

--
Captain Lon

All your base are belong to us.



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Admiral Halsey" wrote in message
link.net...
For screwing up ASA in the worst possible manner in the history of the
newsgroup, the following "I Am A Complete ****" Awards are given:

First Place: Lady Pilot, for crossposting to the fringe groups that
alerted the pussy army to our otherwise screwed-up newsgroup. In one
ill-conceived move, she has resulted in ASA being bombarded by those who
think they defend free speech, but are nothing short of hypocritical
pussies, far more nefarious than any NetKKKop could ever hope to be. LP
truly is deserving of this award, and hopefully will tape it to her
bathroom mirror in order to remind her of just what a complete **** she
is every morning before she goes off to do whatever she claims she does.

Second Place: Capt. Neal, for supporting LP, and for alias-posting. Of
course we know he's little more than a sock puppet for some
phallicly-challenged would-be sailor, but he's heretofore presented good
trolls and vitriolic posts condemning liberalism and women. While very
few agreed with him, most found him amusing and worth a response. For
his support of the infamous LP and for alias-posting, however, he is
deserving of this award, if only at the penultimate level, in order to
demonstrate that most of us consider him a genuine complete ****.

Third Place: in order to highlight the importance of the two more
notorious awards, a third place will not given this year.

Bull Halsey

AKA Maxprop. Once an asshole always an asshole!

I love Ganz. I love Katysails. I love all netkkkops.
Ganz gives better head. ;-)

Bull "Maxprop" Halsey


"Captain Lon" wrote in message news:Lhzae.1176$Nc.1136@trnddc03...
Neal, the Usenet Nazi wrote: "AKA Maxprop. Nachdem ein Arschloch immer ein Arschloch! "

Thinking of Ganzy again, are we?

--
Captain Lon

All your base are belong to us.



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

"Admiral Halsey" wrote in message link.net...
For screwing up ASA in the worst possible manner in the history of the newsgroup, the following "I Am A Complete ****" Awards
are given:

First Place: Lady Pilot, for crossposting to the fringe groups that alerted the pussy army to our otherwise screwed-up
newsgroup. In one ill-conceived move, she has resulted in ASA being bombarded by those who think they defend free speech, but
are nothing short of hypocritical pussies, far more nefarious than any NetKKKop could ever hope to be. LP truly is deserving of
this award, and hopefully will tape it to her bathroom mirror in order to remind her of just what a complete **** she is every
morning before she goes off to do whatever she claims she does.

Second Place: Capt. Neal, for supporting LP, and for alias-posting. Of course we know he's little more than a sock puppet for
some phallicly-challenged would-be sailor, but he's heretofore presented good trolls and vitriolic posts condemning liberalism
and women. While very few agreed with him, most found him amusing and worth a response. For his support of the infamous LP and
for alias-posting, however, he is deserving of this award, if only at the penultimate level, in order to demonstrate that most
of us consider him a genuine complete ****.

Third Place: in order to highlight the importance of the two more notorious awards, a third place will not given this year.

Bull Halsey

AKA Maxprop. Once an asshole always an asshole!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Admiral Halsey" wrote in message

For screwing up ASA in the worst possible manner in the history of the
newsgroup, the following "I Am A Complete ****" Awards are given:

First Place: Lady Pilot, for crossposting to the fringe groups that
alerted the pussy army to our otherwise screwed-up newsgroup. In one
ill-conceived move, she has resulted in ASA being bombarded by those who
think they defend free speech, but are nothing short of hypocritical
pussies, far more nefarious than any NetKKKop could ever hope to be. LP
truly is deserving of this award, and hopefully will tape it to her
bathroom mirror in order to remind her of just what a complete **** she
is every morning before she goes off to do whatever she claims she does.

Second Place: Capt. Neal, for supporting LP, and for alias-posting. Of
course we know he's little more than a sock puppet for some
phallicly-challenged would-be sailor, but he's heretofore presented good
trolls and vitriolic posts condemning liberalism and women. While very
few agreed with him, most found him amusing and worth a response. For
his support of the infamous LP and for alias-posting, however, he is
deserving of this award, if only at the penultimate level, in order to
demonstrate that most of us consider him a genuine complete ****.

Third Place: in order to highlight the importance of the two more
notorious awards, a third place will not given this year.

Bull Halsey

AKA Maxprop. Once an asshole always an asshole!

Perhaps delusional is a characteristic of being a complete ****. Believe
what you will, Capt. Kneel.

Bull