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Captain Lon April 14th 05 02:17 PM

Life with Slutz and Putz
 
More info regarding our favorite couple, Lady Pilot and Capt. Neal (aka
Slutz and Putz)!

http://tinyurl.com/4uxgd

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Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson




Scotty April 15th 05 01:43 AM

that can't be Slutz, she looks human.

SV


John Cairns April 15th 05 01:59 AM


"Captain Lon" wrote in message
news:k3u7e.21786$qO6.8@trnddc05...
More info regarding our favorite couple, Lady Pilot and Capt. Neal (aka
Slutz and Putz)!

http://tinyurl.com/4uxgd

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


I managed to find this pic of nil relaxing ashore after his recent sail to
the Bahamas.

http://tinylink.com/?zkfVvmye5V

Bwahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahha

John Cairns



JG April 15th 05 02:22 AM

Poor guy. Someone give him a dime.

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"John Cairns" wrote in message
...

"Captain Lon" wrote in message
news:k3u7e.21786$qO6.8@trnddc05...
More info regarding our favorite couple, Lady Pilot and Capt. Neal (aka
Slutz and Putz)!

http://tinyurl.com/4uxgd

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


I managed to find this pic of nil relaxing ashore after his recent sail to
the Bahamas.

http://tinylink.com/?zkfVvmye5V

Bwahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahha

John Cairns




Captain Lon April 15th 05 02:26 AM

Looks more like he is actually sailing in that photo. I mean, he
hallucinates while in a drunken stupor, and thinks he actually sails. I
suppose as soon as he wakes up he will do some dumpster diving for
breakfast, visit the unemployment office, visit his cedar bucket, buy a
drink with Ol Thom, curl up in his grocery cart.

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


"John Cairns" wrote in message
...

"Captain Lon" wrote in message
news:k3u7e.21786$qO6.8@trnddc05...
More info regarding our favorite couple, Lady Pilot and Capt. Neal (aka
Slutz and Putz)!

http://tinyurl.com/4uxgd

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


I managed to find this pic of nil relaxing ashore after his recent sail to
the Bahamas.

http://tinylink.com/?zkfVvmye5V

Bwahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahha

John Cairns




Jennifer Flowers April 15th 05 03:50 PM


"JG" wrote in message ...
Poor guy. Someone give him a dime.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com



Poor Ganzy. Somebody give him a clue...

Jennifer

Steve Leyland April 16th 05 07:33 AM

Jennifer Flowers wrote:
: "JG" wrote in message
: ...
:: Poor guy. Someone give him a dime.
::
:: --
:: "j" ganz @@
:: www.sailnow.com
:
:
: Poor Ganzy. Somebody give him a clue...

sadly I think he's totally beyond clue. I say give him control of
alt.sailing.asa.moderated and let him talk to himself.
:
: Jennifer

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Lady Pilot April 17th 05 02:34 AM


"Captain Lon" wrote:

More info regarding our favorite couple, Lady Pilot and Capt. Neal


Real cute, Lon. How many hours of your time did you spend googling up that
little gem?

It was much better than the nasty toilet in your apartment. Was that what
you look at while you are dreaming of sailing in the Gulf Stream? Looks
like you spent way too much time barfing in it...

LP



Lady Pilot April 17th 05 02:35 AM


"Steve Leyland" wrote:
Jennifer Flowers wrote:
: "JG" wrote:
:: Poor guy. Someone give him a dime.
::
:: --
:: "j" ganz @@
:: www.sailnow.com
:
:
: Poor Ganzy. Somebody give him a clue...

sadly I think he's totally beyond clue. I say give him control of
alt.sailing.asa.moderated and let him talk to himself.


I second the motion, er, or should that be 'commotion'?

LP



Captain Lon April 17th 05 01:13 PM

LP typed with her bent little crippled fingers: It was much better than
the nasty toilet in your apartment. Was that what
you look at while you are dreaming of sailing in the Gulf Stream? Looks
like you spent way too much time barfing in it...



I barf every time I read a reference to you and CN having geriatric sex.

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:e2j8e.17009$lv1.3757@fed1read06...

"Captain Lon" wrote:

More info regarding our favorite couple, Lady Pilot and Capt. Neal


Real cute, Lon. How many hours of your time did you spend googling up
that little gem?

It was much better than the nasty toilet in your apartment. Was that what
you look at while you are dreaming of sailing in the Gulf Stream? Looks
like you spent way too much time barfing in it...

LP





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