An apology to Neal
 

I have to apologize to Neal for how badly I've treated him. To make amends,
I've decided to leave my wife and son and head south, just like Neal did, to
become the great captain of the sea that he became. And I've even found the
boat to do it with:

http://tinylink.com/?7gF48OQ0Zi

Bwahahhahahahhahhahahaha

John Cairns