Yo Capt Neal!
 

Have you cleaned your can opener lately?

You know if its clean it works better!

Just a handy boat equipment up-keep tip of the day.

Joe

"Joe" wrote in message ups.com...
Have you cleaned your can opener lately?

You know if its clean it works better!

Just a handy boat equipment up-keep tip of the day.

Joe


I never clean my can opener. All the grunge that builds
up on the cutter harbors all manner of bacterial and
viral life all of which builds my resistance to disease.

Do you know that the bigger part of a human being
when counting cells is comprised of virus and bacteria?

It's the truth. We aren't individuals; we are ecosystems.

CN

Joe,

Wasn't that a wonderful On Topic post from the most powerful man on the
Planet to give us :^)

If you plaster you can opener cutter arbors with boogers it will be
twice as healty for your immune system!

Yum Yum eat em up!

Joe

Not as good as from the golden ASA years when the good Capt Said:

Yes folks, it's enought to make your stomach turn. Cruising
sailors eat out of cans a lot and, consequently, use a can
opener a lot.


Have you noticed your can opener seems to be getting a bit
dull lately. Does it have a rough time cutting into the top of
the cans and does it seem to be stiff to operate? Well, there
is a simple solution. First, get out a good pair of reading
glasses if your near vision is not too great and also get out
a little steak knife. Closely observe the cutting wheel of the
opener and commence to scrape all the crud off both side of
it. It will thoroughly surprise you how much caked-on,
bacteria-laden, botulism harboring, dried food debris has
built up on the cutting wheel. After you get done scraping all
the dried garbage off the cutting wheel get after it with a
little piece of sandpaper to get off all the rust.


Rinse and open a can. The opener will work like brand new and
you will not be having your canned goods' fluids being
contaminated by filth on the cutting wheel.


Bon Apetite!


Respectfully,
Capt. Neal "

Oh for the good ol days

joe

I must say Joe..... an excellent execution!

Well Done!

CM

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Not as good as from the golden ASA years when the good Capt Said:

Yes folks, it's enought to make your stomach turn. Cruising
sailors eat out of cans a lot and, consequently, use a can
opener a lot.


Have you noticed your can opener seems to be getting a bit
dull lately. Does it have a rough time cutting into the top of
the cans and does it seem to be stiff to operate? Well, there
is a simple solution. First, get out a good pair of reading
glasses if your near vision is not too great and also get out
a little steak knife. Closely observe the cutting wheel of the
opener and commence to scrape all the crud off both side of
it. It will thoroughly surprise you how much caked-on,
bacteria-laden, botulism harboring, dried food debris has
built up on the cutting wheel. After you get done scraping all
the dried garbage off the cutting wheel get after it with a
little piece of sandpaper to get off all the rust.


Rinse and open a can. The opener will work like brand new and
you will not be having your canned goods' fluids being
contaminated by filth on the cutting wheel.


Bon Apetite!


Respectfully,
Capt. Neal "

Oh for the good ol days

joe

Please dont report me to my ISP!

Joe

May I remind you Sir... you are addressing the Master of a Vessel.. well
sailed and held in awe be any who would challenge her.... I am no whining,
backstabbing scavenger.... I am a peer who will take you to task yet render
assistance when required. No truer friend nor formidable opponent will you
find.

May I respectfully suggest you refrain from responding to posts from
Jonathan Ganz ... so as to regain trust in your fellow man and reaffirm an
understanding that... virtue, honour and respect are not a thing of the
past.

By my Shield ... or on it!

CM

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Please dont report me to my ISP!

Joe

Joe can't help himself.

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:IQH4e.3992$vt1.3822@edtnps90...
May I remind you Sir... you are addressing the Master of a Vessel.. well
sailed and held in awe be any who would challenge her.... I am no
whining, backstabbing scavenger.... I am a peer who will take you to task
yet render assistance when required. No truer friend nor formidable
opponent will you find.

May I respectfully suggest you refrain from responding to posts from
Jonathan Ganz ... so as to regain trust in your fellow man and reaffirm an
understanding that... virtue, honour and respect are not a thing of the
past.

By my Shield ... or on it!

CM

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Please dont report me to my ISP!

Joe

No problem. The gay snitch is about as bright as a birthday candle,
nothing to be learned from him unless your into partnering up with you
buddy at the army corp of engineers and stealing boats and boat parts.
Or pulling the wool over the eyes of old folks and convince them to
sell at a reduced gay price. I will refrain from responding to his lame
gay postings that truly lack any virtue, honor or respect. In other
words I will be happy to ignore him like yesterdays news! I hate
snitches liars and thiefs.

So WTF aint you suppose to be hanging off the side of a bridge
measuring shift in the permafrost or sumpthin?

Joe