"Horvath" wrote in message ...

It's good for a ****ing laugh.


So, tell me, Horvath, how come your stripper friend e-mailed
me asking if I would take her for a ride on a real motorcycle?

She says the high-speed buzz through the seat is much more
stimulating than the tired throb of a Harley.

CN

On Sat, 2 Apr 2005 21:47:49 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message ...

It's good for a ****ing laugh.


So, tell me, Horvath, how come your stripper friend e-mailed
me asking if I would take her for a ride on a real motorcycle?


She can barely use a cell phone, she wouldn't know how to turn on a
computer, you liar.





This post is 100% free of steroids

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 09:29:56 -0500, Horvath
wrote:

Maybe someday, although I doubt it. You'll get to ride on a Harley,

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse,
both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when
the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but
to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a
length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see
the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to
get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's
bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with
the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals
was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon,
he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over,
and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? ....... (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

"When You're Hung Like A Horse,
You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks


;-)

bb

"bb" wrote in message ...
On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 09:29:56 -0500, Horvath
wrote:

Maybe someday, although I doubt it. You'll get to ride on a Harley,


Q: What's the biggest difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

A: The position of the dirt bag.

"bb" wrote in message ...
On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 09:29:56 -0500, Horvath
wrote:

Maybe someday, although I doubt it. You'll get to ride on a Harley,

Q: What's the main thing a Harley and a Hoover have in common?

A: They both suck.

CN

"Red Cloud®" wrote in message

Knowledgeble people don't talk about Suzuki GT380's at all when they are
talking
about motorcycles.

Don't be so hard on Neal, RC. Ratbikes are the coming thing these days.
Granted, a Suzy Genuine Trash 380 ranks pretty close to the bottom of the
desirability list among the officiandos, but it's still a contender. Hell,
the ratbike flakes won't even wave when I ride by on my BMW these days.
Arrogant *******s.

Max

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Red Cloud®" wrote in message
...

Knowledgeble people don't talk about Suzuki GT380's at all when they are
talking
about motorcycles.



How come it is, then, that 125 people have checked in at the photo
site in the past 24 hours?

They have even less of a life than you?

Max

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...

It's good for a ****ing laugh.


So, tell me, Horvath, how come your stripper friend e-mailed
me asking if I would take her for a ride on a real motorcycle?

She says the high-speed buzz through the seat is much more
stimulating than the tired throb of a Harley.

CN

LOL. I suppose if you have nothing else to give her, Neal, the buzz of that
ridiculous POS you own is better than nothing. Then again, most women have
more than a passing appreciation for the throb of a big twin between their
legs. Of course if you really want to impress her, you might show her the
lovely brown shrimp in your cedar bucket.

Max

Maxprop wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Red Cloud®" wrote in message
. ..

Knowledgeble people don't talk about Suzuki GT380's at all when they are
talking
about motorcycles.



How come it is, then, that 125 people have checked in at the photo
site in the past 24 hours?


They have even less of a life than you?

Max


Max
Check out neal's page and you can see another big lie. He likes to
throw in terms that he thinks sound impressive but he doesn't know what
they mean.
JR

"Scotty" wrote in message

I was just ragging on Neal. Didn't see the cross posts.
I had an RD350 several decades ago, fun little bike.

A *great* little bike, actually. Has almost amassed a cult following of
late.

Max