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Capt. Neal® March 30th 05 12:18 AM




"katysails" wrote in message ...
No...I'm admitting I'm 52 years old...



Like I said, an old hag (who lies about her age).

CN

katysails March 30th 05 01:38 AM

I was born on May 22, 1952 at beyer Memorial Hospital in Ypsilanti,
MI...matter of public record...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message
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No...I'm admitting I'm 52 years old...



Like I said, an old hag (who lies about her age).

CN




Scott Vernon March 30th 05 01:48 AM

Hobie Wave.
http://www.hobiecat.com/sailing/models_wave.html

SBV

"DSK" wrote in message
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Cat sailing, check.



Scott Vernon wrote:
Yup. The one day it was very windy, I couldn't tack through the

chop.
Had some exciting jibes! Buried the leeward bow a few times.


Sounds like fun. I especially like jibing OPBs in a good breeze.
What kind of cat?


Did you go to the casino?



No.


I have some fond memories of a few casinos in Nassau, but I also

have no
desire to return and tempt my luck again. Quarter limit poker is

more my
style these days.

Fresh Breezes- Doug King




Capt. Neal® March 30th 05 01:52 AM


"katysails" wrote

I was born on May 22, 1952 at beyer Memorial Hospital in Ypsilanti,
MI...matter of public record...


Then you sure as hell look OLD for your age. The pictures on your website
with your wrinkled face, stooped body, yellow and crooked teeth and graying
hair tell me you are at least 57. You should have taken better care of yourself.

CN

Maxprop March 30th 05 03:36 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

"katysails" wrote in message
No...I'm admitting I'm 52 years old...



Like I said, an old hag (who lies about her age).


You should look so good at 52. Then again you'll never see 52 again in your
lifetime.

Max



Maxprop March 30th 05 03:39 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote
I was born on May 22, 1952 at beyer Memorial Hospital in Ypsilanti,
MI...matter of public record...


Then you sure as hell look OLD for your age. The pictures on your website
with your wrinkled face, stooped body, yellow and crooked teeth and
graying
hair tell me you are at least 57. You should have taken better care of
yourself.


At least she's not ****ting in a cedar bucket. She and Mr. Sails have been
successful, unlike you, living an impoverished existence aboard a throw-away
boat that never leaves its mooring.

And I'm betting she'll look better than you at any age she attains or has
attained. Including birth. I'm betting you were a seriously ugly baby.
g

Max



Scout March 30th 05 03:44 AM

"Maxprop" wrote
At least she's not ****ting in a cedar bucket. She and Mr. Sails have
been successful, unlike you, living an impoverished existence aboard a
throw-away boat that never leaves its mooring.

And I'm betting she'll look better than you at any age she attains or has
attained. Including birth. I'm betting you were a seriously ugly baby.


Which would explain a lot. Including his tattoo that accurately proclaims,
"Mama didn't love me!"
Carry on with thumping Neal and his sock puppets Max.
I'm shutting down to watch "The Shield" as it is far more entertaining than
Capt Corrosive.
Scout




Capt. Neal® March 30th 05 03:54 AM


"Maxprop" wrote

You should look so good at 52. Then again you'll never see 52 again in your
lifetime.



You lust after Katy in your dreams like your liberal buddy Jimmy Carter, the peanut farmer?

CN

Lady Pilot March 30th 05 04:53 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote:
'Breezes'. It's like 'Sandals', but a notch down. They, BTW were
right next door, and had the same Hobie cats. We raced one of theirs
and beat them.


Sounds like fun, Scott, glad you got away from this hell hole and did
something fun. I saw a documentary the other day about the top 10 places to
go in the Bahamas and Breezes was on the list.

LP



Lady Pilot March 30th 05 04:59 AM


"Maxprop" wrote:

At least she's not ****ting in a cedar bucket.


Do you always believe everything you read on usenet? lol

She and Mr. Sails have been successful, unlike you, living an
impoverished existence aboard a throw-away boat that never leaves its
mooring.


That's a lie! We went sailing for nine days last month while you two
lovebirds were iced and snowed in. snicker

And I'm betting she'll look better than you at any age she attains or has
attained. Including birth. I'm betting you were a seriously ugly baby.
g


Nah, I've seen katysails pictures. She looks like she was rode hard and put
up wet. Capt. Neal on the other hand is very handsome and has a wonderful
heart, something katysails can only dream about.

LP




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