Joke for Catn Neal
 

Two sailors are frantically swimming in life jackets off the coast of
Florida. They are swimming to the mainland from approximately 6 nautical
miles off shore against the current.

After swimming for about 7 hours one sailor looks at his mate and says “ Hey
mate, the next time we get a couple of pretty girls on board, and tell them
to $%#ck or swim, lets take our boat!”