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Joe March 17th 05 11:12 PM

Yo Mooron!!
 
The permafrost is thawing, ya better get back to making hay while the
sun shines...No time for sailing for you Northern yahoo's.
Work...Work....Work...

It's about time for RedCloud to sail to S. Padre Island & catch a few
Wahoo's, a tan, a buzz, and soak up the rays, because I can work on
cold days and play when It's warm.

Bwahahahahah. ICEMAN

Joe


Capt. Mooron March 18th 05 01:31 AM


"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
The permafrost is thawing, ya better get back to making hay while the
sun shines...No time for sailing for you Northern yahoo's.
Work...Work....Work...

It's about time for RedCloud to sail to S. Padre Island & catch a few
Wahoo's, a tan, a buzz, and soak up the rays, because I can work on
cold days and play when It's warm.

Bwahahahahah. ICEMAN


Cool Joe... I was down at the Bay Landing Bar where I keep Overproof. Nice
day.. a blistering +5c.. blue skies, ice is gone, boat is fine..... talked
boats with a couple of sailors. Did a list of what I wanted to upgrade this
year. Checked the hull... checked the shaft and bearings... checked the
rudder.... checked the rigging.... checked the anodes.... kicked back and
had a beer aboard. Gonna dive the moorings next month. Decided on a new
dinghy.. Zodiac RIB 7.5' with a 15HP Merc. Gonna help the guy that owns the
marina to extend his docks.... then I did some yard work... got in a coupla
hours of Unreal Tournament 2004 with the girls.... prepping up to go to
work next week. Weird thing was when I arrived home I stepped outta the
truck and one of my Guinea Fowl landed on my shoulder and promptly pecked
the cigarette outta my mouth... I think it's trying to tell me something.

CM



Scott Vernon March 18th 05 03:16 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Weird thing was when I arrived home I stepped outta the
truck and one of my Guinea Fowl landed on my shoulder and promptly

pecked
the cigarette outta my mouth... I think it's trying to tell me

something.

that he's smarter than you?

SV



Capt. Mooron March 18th 05 03:23 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Weird thing was when I arrived home I stepped outta the
truck and one of my Guinea Fowl landed on my shoulder and promptly

pecked
the cigarette outta my mouth... I think it's trying to tell me

something.

that he's smarter than you?


Let'm try that with my beer and it's the stew pot!..

CM



Scott Vernon March 18th 05 03:32 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:6Rr_d.62227$i6.7509@edtnps90...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Weird thing was when I arrived home I stepped outta the
truck and one of my Guinea Fowl landed on my shoulder and

promptly
pecked
the cigarette outta my mouth... I think it's trying to tell me

something.

that he's smarter than you?


Let'm try that with my beer and it's the stew pot!..



he won't, he's been ****in in it for the last 2 weeks.

;)))))))



Capt. Mooron March 18th 05 03:33 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:6Rr_d.62227$i6.7509@edtnps90...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Weird thing was when I arrived home I stepped outta the
truck and one of my Guinea Fowl landed on my shoulder and

promptly
pecked
the cigarette outta my mouth... I think it's trying to tell me
something.

that he's smarter than you?


Let'm try that with my beer and it's the stew pot!..



he won't, he's been ****in in it for the last 2 weeks.


My beer fridge is locked.... combination.... and I know that bird can't
count!

CM



katysails March 18th 05 04:56 AM

So much for old age for the chickies...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:6Rr_d.62227$i6.7509@edtnps90...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Weird thing was when I arrived home I stepped outta the
truck and one of my Guinea Fowl landed on my shoulder and promptly

pecked
the cigarette outta my mouth... I think it's trying to tell me

something.

that he's smarter than you?


Let'm try that with my beer and it's the stew pot!..

CM




Capt. Mooron March 18th 05 05:05 AM

As long as they buy their own beer and smokes they're safe!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So much for old age for the chickies...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:6Rr_d.62227$i6.7509@edtnps90...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Weird thing was when I arrived home I stepped outta the
truck and one of my Guinea Fowl landed on my shoulder and promptly
pecked
the cigarette outta my mouth... I think it's trying to tell me
something.

that he's smarter than you?


Let'm try that with my beer and it's the stew pot!..

CM






Jonathan Ganz March 18th 05 05:52 AM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Weird thing was when I arrived home I stepped outta the
truck and one of my Guinea Fowl landed on my shoulder and promptly

pecked
the cigarette outta my mouth... I think it's trying to tell me

something.

that he's smarter than you?

SV




One of Mooron's chickens is smarter than both of you put together.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Scott Vernon March 18th 05 10:26 AM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

that he's smarter than you?

Let'm try that with my beer and it's the stew pot!..



he won't, he's been ****in in it for the last 2 weeks.


My beer fridge is locked.... combination.... and I know that bird

can't
count!


Yes he can. I told you he's smarter than you.

And he knows his ABCs, not just the ''A'', like you.

Scotty





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