Rush or TV wrestler?
 

Saw this on one of the humor ngs. Seems about right.

I personally have never taken seriously a college dropout who wandered
america in search of a job until he became the prophet of the angry
right. But anyway, I was thinking. ( a dangerous activity)

What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and a TV Wrestler?

Consider:
TV Wrestler Rush
----------- ----
Male As far as we know.

White (usually) As far as we know.

Fat Definitely

Wears tight suits Yep.

Roars to adoring crowds. UnHuh.

Sponsored by obscure Sponsored by chain of
companies. Tall and Fat Stores.

Always on TV. yep.

Usually on Obscure yep.
Stations.

Appeals to bizarre Probably.
audience segment.

Doesn't seem to accom-
plish much but make money. yep.

Engages in low brow stunts. Yep.

Entertains more then informs. yep.


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On 16 Mar 2005 20:42:20 -0800, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

Saw this on one of the humor ngs. Seems about right.

I personally have never taken seriously a college dropout who wandered
america in search of a job until he became the prophet of the angry
right. But anyway, I was thinking. ( a dangerous activity)

What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and a TV Wrestler?

Consider:
TV Wrestler Rush
----------- ----
Male As far as we know.

White (usually) As far as we know.

Fat Definitely

Wears tight suits Yep.

Roars to adoring crowds. UnHuh.

Sponsored by obscure Sponsored by chain of
companies. Tall and Fat Stores.

Always on TV. yep.

Usually on Obscure yep.
Stations.

Appeals to bizarre Probably.
audience segment.

Doesn't seem to accom-
plish much but make money. yep.

Engages in low brow stunts. Yep.

Entertains more then informs. yep.


Then this says that you could be a pro wrestler, if they allowed gay
pro wrestlers.






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