Ozone's idea of a newsgroup post
 

*A couple of inane words pretending to be clever...*

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

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Dear Group,

I did a little research on Ozone and his posting history here.

If you add up all the words in the body of his posts and compare that
number to the number of words in his hackneyed signature you will
discover the signature comprises the majority of words posted.

Moreover, his hackneyed signature is of greater import, even with
the comma and no space where a period and space belong.

Is this sad or what?

CN

ejaculated:

Yes, it's very sad that you lead such a lonely and desperate life that this
research would be something you would do to pass your time. very sad, indeed!

Why don't you do something more useful with your life, like make sure the thread
count on your bed linens is what the package claimed? You must, of course, check
all yardage, not just a sample area.

Or, I could take some time counting your IQ points. Nah! It takes less than a minute
to count to forty. Never mind!

CN