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Bob Crantz February 23rd 05 02:55 AM

Rules of the Road #30
 
A large dark object looms ahead in the dark. It is surrounded by alternately
by yellow and white lights which are flashing. A large, red strobing light
is on top and three bluish green beams are emitted from the center bottom of
the object. A cow, in the beams, is being levitated into the object.
Greyish coloured men with large, black almond shaped eyes look out at you
from viewing ports on the side of the object.

Your first course of action:

1. Play "Indian Love Call" over the hailer.

2. Fire a three round burst into the side of the object.

3. Ignore it and push on.

4. Hold a cross up to it.



Trantor February 23rd 05 03:12 PM

bend over and kiss the ass goodbye?

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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A large dark object looms ahead in the dark. It is surrounded by

alternately
by yellow and white lights which are flashing. A large, red strobing light
is on top and three bluish green beams are emitted from the center bottom

of
the object. A cow, in the beams, is being levitated into the object.
Greyish coloured men with large, black almond shaped eyes look out at you
from viewing ports on the side of the object.

Your first course of action:

1. Play "Indian Love Call" over the hailer.

2. Fire a three round burst into the side of the object.

3. Ignore it and push on.

4. Hold a cross up to it.






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