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Capt. Neal® February 6th 05 07:56 PM

Capt. Neal vs Lady Pilot.
 
Capt. Neal: "Haven't we met before?"
Lady Pilot: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Capt. Neal: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Lady Pilot: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Capt. Neal: "Is this seat empty?"
Lady Pilot: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Capt. Neal: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Lady Pilot: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Capt. Neal: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Lady Pilot: "Do not Enter"

Capt. Neal: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Lady Pilot: "Unfertilized!"

Capt. Neal: "I know how to please a Lady Pilot."
Lady Pilot: "Then please leave me alone."

Capt. Neal: "I want to give myself to you."
Lady Pilot: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Capt. Neal: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Lady Pilot: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Capt. Neal: "Your body is like a temple."
Lady Pilot: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Capt. Neal: "I'd go through anything for you."
Lady Pilot: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Capt. Neal: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Lady Pilot: "Yes, but would you stay there?



JAXAshby February 7th 05 02:10 PM

neal, what is your obsession with that cretin with a rep for draining mulitple
checking accounts at the same time?

=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?=
Date: 2/6/2005 2:56 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

Capt. Neal: "Haven't we met before?"
Lady Pilot: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Capt. Neal: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Lady Pilot: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Capt. Neal: "Is this seat empty?"
Lady Pilot: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Capt. Neal: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Lady Pilot: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Capt. Neal: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Lady Pilot: "Do not Enter"

Capt. Neal: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Lady Pilot: "Unfertilized!"

Capt. Neal: "I know how to please a Lady Pilot."
Lady Pilot: "Then please leave me alone."

Capt. Neal: "I want to give myself to you."
Lady Pilot: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Capt. Neal: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Lady Pilot: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Capt. Neal: "Your body is like a temple."
Lady Pilot: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Capt. Neal: "I'd go through anything for you."
Lady Pilot: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Capt. Neal: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Lady Pilot: "Yes, but would you stay there?











Capt. Neal® February 7th 05 04:09 PM

I've such a big bank account that I don't worry about it.

But, I do agree that Lady SAILOR is a cretin. Now, I have to
ask what is your obsession with failing to understand that
Lady Pilot and Lady Sailor are two different people?

CN


"JAXAshby" wrote in message ...
neal, what is your obsession with that cretin with a rep for draining mulitple
checking accounts at the same time?

=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?=
Date: 2/6/2005 2:56 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

Capt. Neal: "Haven't we met before?"
Lady Pilot: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Capt. Neal: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Lady Pilot: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Capt. Neal: "Is this seat empty?"
Lady Pilot: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Capt. Neal: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Lady Pilot: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Capt. Neal: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Lady Pilot: "Do not Enter"

Capt. Neal: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Lady Pilot: "Unfertilized!"

Capt. Neal: "I know how to please a Lady Pilot."
Lady Pilot: "Then please leave me alone."

Capt. Neal: "I want to give myself to you."
Lady Pilot: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Capt. Neal: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Lady Pilot: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Capt. Neal: "Your body is like a temple."
Lady Pilot: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Capt. Neal: "I'd go through anything for you."
Lady Pilot: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Capt. Neal: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Lady Pilot: "Yes, but would you stay there?











JAXAshby February 7th 05 11:35 PM

uh huh.

=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?=
Date: 2/7/2005 11:09 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

I've such a big bank account that I don't worry about it.

But, I do agree that Lady SAILOR is a cretin. Now, I have to
ask what is your obsession with failing to understand that
Lady Pilot and Lady Sailor are two different people?

CN


"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
neal, what is your obsession with that cretin with a rep for draining

mulitple
checking accounts at the same time?

=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?=

Date: 2/6/2005 2:56 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

Capt. Neal: "Haven't we met before?"
Lady Pilot: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Capt. Neal: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Lady Pilot: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Capt. Neal: "Is this seat empty?"
Lady Pilot: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Capt. Neal: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Lady Pilot: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Capt. Neal: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Lady Pilot: "Do not Enter"

Capt. Neal: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Lady Pilot: "Unfertilized!"

Capt. Neal: "I know how to please a Lady Pilot."
Lady Pilot: "Then please leave me alone."

Capt. Neal: "I want to give myself to you."
Lady Pilot: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Capt. Neal: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Lady Pilot: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Capt. Neal: "Your body is like a temple."
Lady Pilot: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Capt. Neal: "I'd go through anything for you."
Lady Pilot: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Capt. Neal: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Lady Pilot: "Yes, but would you stay there?




















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