I managed to run Lady Pilot off this group.
 

It appears Lady Pilot has given up posting here. I think my scheme worked
to scare her off for good. All it took was for me to profess my love for her.

Nothing scares women off more than that. They all know they cannot possible
handle such a manly man.

Now to get rid of Katy and the upstart Miss Mo'Lissa once and for all.

Katy, Miss Mo'Lissa I love you both more than I love life, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness. (That should do it!)

CN

See, Mo'Lissa? What did I tell you? He's off on another tack....right
after the full moon has started to wane...let's see how long this one will
last...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
It appears Lady Pilot has given up posting here. I think my scheme worked
to scare her off for good. All it took was for me to profess my love for
her.

Nothing scares women off more than that. They all know they cannot
possible
handle such a manly man.

Now to get rid of Katy and the upstart Miss Mo'Lissa once and for all.

Katy, Miss Mo'Lissa I love you both more than I love life, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness. (That should do it!)

CN

Neal,

You do seem to have that effect on Females,

Every time you get "Horny over the thought of any woman" They seem to
flee.

What happened with that "Reclining Love Seat in front of the Fire
Place?" Ah, what the Hell, you still got the Cedar Bucket in front of
your Tin Can Heater and a good set of hands.

LIFE GOES ON!

Ole Thom



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsHomePage

The cedar bucket is more comfortable than any stupid
reclining love seat.

CN


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Neal,

You do seem to have that effect on Females,

Every time you get "Horny over the thought of any woman" They seem to
flee.

What happened with that "Reclining Love Seat in front of the Fire
Place?" Ah, what the Hell, you still got the Cedar Bucket in front of
your Tin Can Heater and a good set of hands.

LIFE GOES ON!

Ole Thom



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsHomePage

I'm sure your rear has the permanent indentations to prove it.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


The cedar bucket is more comfortable than any stupid
reclining love seat.

CN


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Neal,

You do seem to have that effect on Females,

Every time you get "Horny over the thought of any woman" They seem to
flee.

What happened with that "Reclining Love Seat in front of the Fire
Place?" Ah, what the Hell, you still got the Cedar Bucket in front of
your Tin Can Heater and a good set of hands.

LIFE GOES ON!

Ole Thom



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsHomePage

Neal,
The Cedar Bucket is only more comfortable; If you're ****ting. You were
probably ****ting if some woman was submitting to you in a Love seat'

You know if you had your boat in a slip it would be an easier job to
make contact with the "Bar Pick Ups" and braking it off.

Ole Thom


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsHomePage

Lady Pilot, if it were the same Lady Pilot, had a reputation on the west coast
of cleaning out checking accounts. Maybe a different Lady Pilot.

That wasn't Lady Pilot....that was a rumor about another person who used
Lady Sailor as a screen name Can you substantiate that claim? Do you have
proof. People say a lot of things, both ways, when a relationship is
breaking up. Do you know the other side of the story? Were you there?

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
Lady Pilot, if it were the same Lady Pilot, had a reputation on the west
coast
of cleaning out checking accounts. Maybe a different Lady Pilot.

katysails wrote:
That wasn't Lady Pilot....that was a rumor about another
person who used Lady Sailor as a screen name

Can you
substantiate that claim?

Jax? You have got to be kidding.

Do you have proof

Jaxie said it, so he believes it.

People say a
lot of things, both ways, when a relationship is breaking
up. Do you know the other side of the story?

Remember, this is Jaxass you are asking. What does it matter about truth?

Were you
there?

Jaxass is everywhere. He is omnipresent.
Sheesh, try and keep up with the players here.



"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
Lady Pilot, if it were the same Lady Pilot, had a
reputation on the west coast
of cleaning out checking accounts. Maybe a different
Lady Pilot.

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
yeah, sure. a woman who lives with, and takes cash money from, three or
four
or five men at the same time, all while married to yet another man can be
judged, right?

I went to a party back when bikers were bikers and a good host was expected
to provide beer, food, and young women for his guests. Noting a sexual
emergency I joined such a lady in a van To my chagrin she kept giggling. No,
she explained it wasn't me it was her fiance. He was a YUPPY and made oodles
of $$$ already. She was whipping him to the altar by saying she was saving
herself for marriage. So what's funny? Well, they had a date that night but
Satan had asked her to do this gig and she was getting married next week so
she wouldn't have a chance to do so many men in one night for weeks, maybe
months, so she couldn't turn it down! Trouble is when she called to break
the date she'd forgot to invent an excuse so she just blurted out the
truth - that she was going to do a bunch of grubby bikers. His response? He
just laughed and laughed and told he to have fun. He figured she was out
with her friends doing some girl thing. And she was .....

Don't be so judgemental. Not everybody shares your morals. If some dudes
are willing to pay cash who am I to knock the recipient. Maybe she's
supporting some unemployed sailor or biker. (c:

ACK!!!!

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:36:24 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

See, Mo'Lissa? What did I tell you? He's off on another tack....right
after the full moon has started to wane...let's see how long this one will
last...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
It appears Lady Pilot has given up posting here. I think my scheme worked
to scare her off for good. All it took was for me to profess my love for
her.

Nothing scares women off more than that. They all know they cannot
possible
handle such a manly man.

Now to get rid of Katy and the upstart Miss Mo'Lissa once and for all.

Katy, Miss Mo'Lissa I love you both more than I love life, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness. (That should do it!)

CN

What? You don't want to run your hands up his bumpy litle spine and carress
his knobby knees? (would make a good horror flick, though...or maybe an
episode of Law & Order SVU...)

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
ACK!!!!

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:36:24 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

See, Mo'Lissa? What did I tell you? He's off on another tack....right
after the full moon has started to wane...let's see how long this one will
last...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
It appears Lady Pilot has given up posting here. I think my scheme
worked
to scare her off for good. All it took was for me to profess my love for
her.

Nothing scares women off more than that. They all know they cannot
possible
handle such a manly man.

Now to get rid of Katy and the upstart Miss Mo'Lissa once and for all.

Katy, Miss Mo'Lissa I love you both more than I love life, liberty and
the
pursuit of happiness. (That should do it!)

CN

So you say...rofl

Here's the picture, Thom. Notice Neal is nowhere near my fireplace.

http://members.cox.net/capt.neal/loveseat.JPG

LP

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


The cedar bucket is more comfortable than any stupid
reclining love seat.

CN


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Neal,

You do seem to have that effect on Females,

Every time you get "Horny over the thought of any woman" They seem to
flee.

What happened with that "Reclining Love Seat in front of the Fire
Place?" Ah, what the Hell, you still got the Cedar Bucket in front of
your Tin Can Heater and a good set of hands.

LIFE GOES ON!

Ole Thom



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsHomePage

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:J5QMd.45$ds.4@okepread07...
So you say...rofl

Here's the picture, Thom. Notice Neal is nowhere near my fireplace.

http://members.cox.net/capt.neal/loveseat.JPG

LP

So where are the binding silks and the furs in this photo?

CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:J5QMd.45$ds.4@okepread07...
So you say...rofl

Here's the picture, Thom. Notice Neal is nowhere near my fireplace.

http://members.cox.net/capt.neal/loveseat.JPG

LP

Pretty good Photoshop skills editing me off that loveseat. Now, I guess I'm going to have
to hack into your computer, get the unedited pic and post it on my site to prove to everyone
here that the good Capt. Neal never lies.

CN

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:J5QMd.45$ds.4@okepread07...
So you say...rofl

Here's the picture, Thom. Notice Neal is nowhere near my fireplace.

http://members.cox.net/capt.neal/loveseat.JPG

LP

Pretty good Photoshop skills editing me off that loveseat. Now, I guess I'm going to have
to hack into your computer, get the unedited pic and post it on my site to prove to everyone
here that the good Capt. Neal never lies.

CN

Here it is, folks, proof positive that I was there . . .

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/captfireplace.jpg

Note that it doesn't show the loveseat but it does show me standing
in front of the same fireplace and a bit of the love seat can be seen
near my massive right thigh.

CN

What a girly-man...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:J5QMd.45$ds.4@okepread07...
So you say...rofl

Here's the picture, Thom. Notice Neal is nowhere near my fireplace.

http://members.cox.net/capt.neal/loveseat.JPG

LP

Pretty good Photoshop skills editing me off that loveseat. Now, I guess
I'm going to have
to hack into your computer, get the unedited pic and post it on my site
to prove to everyone
here that the good Capt. Neal never lies.

CN

Here it is, folks, proof positive that I was there . . .

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/captfireplace.jpg

Note that it doesn't show the loveseat but it does show me standing
in front of the same fireplace and a bit of the love seat can be seen
near my massive right thigh.

CN