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Capt. Neal® January 23rd 05 10:00 PM

Goodnight, Johnny.
 
Why post that crap here?

CN


wrote in message ...
The legendary wit of late night television has signed off.

Johnny Carson, dead at 79

BB


Horvath January 24th 05 12:54 AM

On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 21:53:19 GMT, wrote
this crap:

The legendary wit of late night television has signed off.

Johnny Carson, dead at 79

BB



THEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRZZZZZZ Johnny!






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Maxprop January 24th 05 01:14 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

wrote in message


The legendary wit of late night television has signed off.



Johnny Carson, dead at 79


Why post that crap here?


Why not? Every single one of us over 40 watched him for decades. He's
virtually an American institution.

So, you wouldn't talk about Johnny's death at the local marina bar? You
only talk about sailing? Hope I never find myself in that bar.

Max



Capt. Neal® January 24th 05 01:31 AM

Johnny Carson's career went downhill from "Queen for a Day."
His life was relatively worthless in the scheme of things. He
was a television star. So what?

CN


"Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

wrote in message


The legendary wit of late night television has signed off.



Johnny Carson, dead at 79


Why post that crap here?


Why not? Every single one of us over 40 watched him for decades. He's virtually an American institution.

So, you wouldn't talk about Johnny's death at the local marina bar? You only talk about sailing? Hope I never find myself in
that bar.

Max



Bob Crantz January 24th 05 02:47 AM

Right you are Captain!

Ed McMahon is the guy to talk about. He's a former Marine, a member of the
NRA and he sails!

Yes! Waaaay-OOO!

Amen!

BC

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Johnny Carson's career went downhill from "Queen for a Day."
His life was relatively worthless in the scheme of things. He
was a television star. So what?

CN


"Maxprop" wrote in message

ink.net...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

wrote in message


The legendary wit of late night television has signed off.



Johnny Carson, dead at 79


Why post that crap here?


Why not? Every single one of us over 40 watched him for decades. He's

virtually an American institution.

So, you wouldn't talk about Johnny's death at the local marina bar? You

only talk about sailing? Hope I never find myself in
that bar.

Max





Joe January 24th 05 02:44 PM

Then your a loser asshole.

And a boot licker.

Joe


bell January 24th 05 03:47 PM

Joe wrote:
Then your a loser asshole.

And a boot licker.

Joe


Tell us that you didn't *just* figure this out.



Thom Stewart January 24th 05 04:52 PM

Neal,

He's trying to save Web Space (g) Aren't you aware of that :^) Anything
not on Topic uses up ASA space


Thom Stewart January 24th 05 04:57 PM

Max,

BB is only keeping in practise. He is just waiting to run MY death
notice.

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart January 24th 05 05:06 PM

Bell,

Joe and I thought BB was just an ASS KISSER! We had no idea he had a
greater range

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart January 24th 05 05:42 PM

BB,

I'm not talking TO YOU, I'm talking ABOUT YOU!!

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart January 24th 05 06:02 PM

Hey Neal,

A Question, One man of leisure to Another.

Why isn't BB at work on a Monday morning? Does he also sit at home, like
Nutsy, Baby Sitting or is he simply unemployable?

I can understand you and I posting back and forth. We served our time,
but I'm at a lost on the response time of others that are supposed to be
contributing to society? Don't they work?

Ole Thom


Capt. Neal® January 24th 05 06:52 PM

Work? Bwaaaaahhhhhahhahahhahahahah!

BB and Booby are both liberals. This means they have no
problem sitting around their slum trailers drinking beer,
smoking pot and crack, wanking to porn, and stuffing
their fat faces with pizza, chips, candy and other junk
while living off welfare payments. They think it's their
birthright to live off the efforts of hardworking folks
all the while criticizing this fine country that gives
them their free ride. They are scum-of-the-earth and
hypocrites. They are bitter, hateful, obnoxious, useless
and anti-social. They are destined to a continued life of
bitterness and failure. They are pathetic dregs.

You make a good point about them never working hard
enough to earn their retirement. On the contrary, they
have neither the skill nor the desire to ever do anything
other than staying at home mooching off their Mommies
or mooching off the taxpayers.

CN



"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Hey Neal,

A Question, One man of leisure to Another.

Why isn't BB at work on a Monday morning? Does he also sit at home, like
Nutsy, Baby Sitting or is he simply unemployable?

I can understand you and I posting back and forth. We served our time,
but I'm at a lost on the response time of others that are supposed to be
contributing to society? Don't they work?

Ole Thom


bell January 24th 05 07:31 PM

Thom Stewart wrote:
Bell,

Joe and I thought BB was just an ASS KISSER! We had no
idea he had a greater range

Ole Thom


Gotcha! Excellent point, Ole Thom



Capt. Neal® January 24th 05 07:39 PM

It's easy for people to tell who has made a point
and who is too ignorant to post any kind of an
intelligent rejoinder, especially when the losing party
resorts to the childish game of writing his own
falsehoods and attributing them to the other party.

So sad that you can't see how pitiful your posts are, BB.
You look stupid to begin with and you look even stupider
when you're too impotent to reply with anything other
than more stupidity.

CN


wrote in message ...
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 13:52:54 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

Work?

I have no
problem sitting around my **** yellow slum boat drinking beer,
smoking pot and crack, wanking to kiddy porn, and stuffing
my fat face with pizza, chips, candy and other junk
while living off welfare payments.
CN


Sounds about right!

BB



Capt. Neal® January 24th 05 07:45 PM

I wonder how it's possible for an ASS to kiss an ASS.

In BB's case, maybe he places anal sphincter to anal
sphincter to get his kiss. After all, what else does
he have in the way of body parts? The rest of him is
a butt load and that's not really a body part.

CN


"bell" wrote in message ...
Thom Stewart wrote:
Bell,

Joe and I thought BB was just an ASS KISSER! We had no
idea he had a greater range

Ole Thom


Gotcha! Excellent point, Ole Thom



Capt. Neal® January 24th 05 07:51 PM

And you should return to your job of prison guard at Stalag 13!

CN


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 02:47:01 GMT, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

Right you are Captain!

Ed McMahon is the guy to talk about. He's a former Marine, a member of the
NRA and he sails!

Yes! Waaaay-OOO!

Amen!

BC


You should be a nurse in a lunatic asylum Bob...you know how to calm
the nutters.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


Thom Stewart January 24th 05 08:10 PM

Well Neal,

It looks like BB has been put down successfully by a women and two old
men within a couple of weeks. Looks like he has crawled off foaming at
the mouth.

With luck, it may help him mature, but that maybe wishful thinking. So
I'll say, "Good Night, Johnny and BB"

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart January 24th 05 10:33 PM

Anybody in the ASA Group near BB;

If you are near him please wipe him up. His face is covered with foam
and he is completly out of control. Calm him down

Ole Thom


Capt. Neal® January 24th 05 10:35 PM

A two-year-old can put down that weenie BB.

Pretty difficult for BB to crawl off or foam at
the mouth, though, as he has neither arms and legs
nor mouth.

BB consists of an very large anal sphincter atop
which rests an exposed butt load. Other than the
flies that swarm around him, he has no companions
or friends.

CN


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Well Neal,

It looks like BB has been put down successfully by a women and two old
men within a couple of weeks. Looks like he has crawled off foaming at
the mouth.

With luck, it may help him mature, but that maybe wishful thinking. So
I'll say, "Good Night, Johnny and BB"

Ole Thom


Maxprop January 24th 05 10:55 PM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Johnny Carson's career went downhill from "Queen for a Day."
His life was relatively worthless in the scheme of things. He
was a television star. So what?


Is a man's life worthless if he can make others laugh? Perhaps you might
have benefited from watching the Tonight Show more frequently.

Max



Capt. Neal® January 24th 05 11:05 PM


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Anybody in the ASA Group near BB;

If you are near him please wipe him up. His face is covered with foam



Psssssst, Ole Thom, that's not foam. It's called ejaculate and it's from him
his boyfriend. They're into snowballing - a very disgusting gay perversion.

CN

Capt. Neal® January 24th 05 11:06 PM

Nobody MAKES anybody laugh. People laugh of their own volition.

CN


"Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Johnny Carson's career went downhill from "Queen for a Day."
His life was relatively worthless in the scheme of things. He
was a television star. So what?


Is a man's life worthless if he can make others laugh? Perhaps you might have benefited from watching the Tonight Show more
frequently.

Max



Thom Stewart January 24th 05 11:27 PM


Oh, Come on Neal,

Who and where could BB find another human to enter into a relationship
with such a mentally diminished character such as him. If the froth is
as you say,it is a product of His Own Making (Can you say Masturbating)

Ole Thom


Capt. Neal® January 24th 05 11:36 PM


wrote in message

WE all laugh AT you, PedoNeal, not WITH you.


Didn't know an anal sphincter could laugh. I always called
it farts.

CN

Thom Stewart January 24th 05 11:43 PM

Neal,

His Primary Care Givers would like us to stop mentioning BB on the Net.
It is upsetting him and making caring for him very difficult.

In a sense of charity I will refrain from any other mention of a
"****head" who is known to the internet by two letters. The same letter
repeated twice. ( Two different letter are beyond his mental capacity at
this time!) Maybe after more intense treatment that will change.

So, Neal;--- Be kind and let us go on to ragging one an other. Not
everyone is up to it!

Ole Thom


Capt. Neal® January 24th 05 11:46 PM

I guess you're right again. roflmao The putz is disturbed to be sure.

BinaryBill the ******. . .

CN


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...

Oh, Come on Neal,

Who and where could BB find another human to enter into a relationship
with such a mentally diminished character such as him. If the froth is
as you say,it is a product of His Own Making (Can you say Masturbating)

Ole Thom


Capt. Neal® January 25th 05 12:03 AM

These wannabes here on this group certainly cannot hold a candle
to a couple of old salts like us. You are wise to conclude it is beneath
our dignity to continue to treat with a bunch of lubberly fools who
suffer from mental disorders of the strangest sort.

Why lower ourselves to their levels? You got it, ole chap.

CN




"Thom Stewart" wrote in message Neal,

His Primary Care Givers would like us to stop mentioning BB on the Net.
It is upsetting him and making caring for him very difficult.

In a sense of charity I will refrain from any other mention of a
"****head" who is known to the internet by two letters. The same letter
repeated twice. ( Two different letter are beyond his mental capacity at
this time!) Maybe after more intense treatment that will change.

So, Neal;--- Be kind and let us go on to ragging one an other. Not
everyone is up to it!

Ole Thom


katysails January 25th 05 02:50 AM

Well, Neal makes all of us laugh all the time and he's pretty worthless....
(but I liked Johnny Carson...when I was a kid I'd beg to stay up[ and watch
the monologue...)

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Johnny Carson's career went downhill from "Queen for a Day."
His life was relatively worthless in the scheme of things. He
was a television star. So what?


Is a man's life worthless if he can make others laugh? Perhaps you might
have benefited from watching the Tonight Show more frequently.

Max




Maxprop January 25th 05 04:13 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Nobody MAKES anybody laugh. People laugh of their own volition.


Yeah, right. We've heard the reports of uncontrolled, hideous laughter
emanating from a little yellow sailboat in the mooring field as Islamorada.

Max



BinaryBillTheSailor@Sea++.com January 26th 05 05:29 AM


Donal wrote:


Are you guys setting up your own private "Grumpy old Farts Mutual
Appreciation Society"?



I'm starting up a ''Gay old Farts Mutual Appreciation Society''. Care
to join?

BBob


Donal January 26th 05 07:30 AM


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...

So, Neal;--- Be kind and let us go on to ragging one an other. Not
everyone is up to it!


Are you guys setting up your own private "Grumpy old Farts Mutual
Appreciation Society"?

Regards


Donal
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